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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
lascivious anal library
  06/30/25
wow lol
lavender center hairy legs
  06/30/25
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twisted mental disorder headpube
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
lavender center hairy legs
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
lascivious anal library
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
milky slimy business firm jew
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
lascivious anal library
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Very tactful galvanic orchestra pit voyeur
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
jet-lagged provocative address
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
lavender center hairy legs
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Sooty titillating stain
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
lascivious anal library
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
jet-lagged provocative address
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Exhilarant resort
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
lavender center hairy legs
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
lascivious anal library
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Arousing Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
translucent high-end jap
  06/30/25
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Marvelous apoplectic hall
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
deep locale kitty
  06/30/25
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lascivious anal library
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
self-centered red dingle berry spot
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
seedy gold boltzmann
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
indigo doobsian macaca
  06/30/25
...
Sooty titillating stain
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Exhilarant resort
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
chrome toilet seat electric furnace
  07/01/25
...
seedy gold boltzmann
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Concupiscible therapy
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
pearly stead
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
spectacular orange digit ratio black woman
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
big pistol
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
at-the-ready stock car lay
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Bistre Institution Kitty Cat
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: lascivious anal library

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: lavender center hairy legs

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: twisted mental disorder headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: lavender center hairy legs

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: lascivious anal library

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: milky slimy business firm jew

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: lascivious anal library

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Very tactful galvanic orchestra pit voyeur

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged provocative address

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: lavender center hairy legs

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sooty titillating stain

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: lascivious anal library

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: jet-lagged provocative address

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant resort

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lavender center hairy legs

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious anal library

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Arousing Shrine Twinkling Uncleanness

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: translucent high-end jap

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Marvelous apoplectic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: deep locale kitty

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: lascivious anal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: self-centered red dingle berry spot

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: seedy gold boltzmann

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: indigo doobsian macaca

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Sooty titillating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant resort

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: chrome toilet seat electric furnace

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: seedy gold boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible therapy

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: pearly stead

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: spectacular orange digit ratio black woman

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: big pistol

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: at-the-ready stock car lay

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Bistre Institution Kitty Cat

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065360)