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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Supple selfie
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
hyperventilating school
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Supple selfie
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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  11/11/25
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pale drunken marketing idea
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Supple selfie
  11/11/25
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Bateful Doobsian Goyim Immigrant
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Exciting Spot Tattoo
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Kink-friendly self-centered skinny woman
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Supple selfie
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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Exciting Spot Tattoo
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
exhilarant greedy national security agency
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Supple selfie
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
arousing gas station
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
exhilarant greedy national security agency
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
concupiscible base
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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lake candlestick maker step-uncle's house
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Supple selfie
  11/11/25
tp
mind-boggling stubborn library kitty
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Supple selfie

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating school

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Supple selfie

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating school

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: pale drunken marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Sienna costumed main people

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine Elite Private Investor Gaping

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Supple selfie

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine Elite Private Investor Gaping

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Pearl point goal in life

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: hairraiser jew casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Violet lascivious genital piercing garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Supple selfie

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bateful Doobsian Goyim Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting Spot Tattoo

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-centered skinny woman

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Supple selfie

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly self-centered skinny woman

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Exciting Spot Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy national security agency

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Supple selfie

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: arousing gas station

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant greedy national security agency

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: concupiscible base

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Supple selfie

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Metal school cafeteria partner

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lake candlestick maker step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: heady stead fanboi

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic tanning salon athletic conference

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: concupiscible base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Fluffy theater jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling stubborn library kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Talented kitchen

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lake candlestick maker step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Abusive Location

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Supple selfie

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling stubborn library kitty

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Disturbing Titillating Macaca

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Hateful bossy pit

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Supple selfie

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: yellow old irish cottage boltzmann

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Supple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Yapping Potus

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Supple selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: lake candlestick maker step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Fluffy theater jap

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: hairraiser jew casino



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Dashing learning disabled whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bateful Doobsian Goyim Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Disturbing Titillating Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Vigorous party of the first part antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Soggy orange quadroon

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Supple selfie

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic juggernaut

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: pale drunken marketing idea

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851)