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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| Bonkers garnet stead | 04/29/26 |
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| ungodly house-broken wagecucks | 05/01/26 |
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| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
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| appetizing low-t liquid oxygen | 04/29/26 |
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| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 04/29/26 |
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| mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy | 05/01/26 |
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| mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy | 05/01/26 |
| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
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| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
| spectacular property | 05/01/26 |
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| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
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| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
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| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
| ungodly house-broken wagecucks | 05/01/26 |
| spectacular property | 05/01/26 |
| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
| Bonkers garnet stead | 05/01/26 |
| Exhilarant claret national fanboi | 05/01/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: lascivious twinkling uncleanness 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: lascivious twinkling uncleanness Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Spruce Cheese-eating Parlor Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: appetizing low-t liquid oxygen the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: disgusting resort newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Yellow cracking space regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: ungodly house-broken wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: ungodly house-broken wagecucks you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: disgusting resort newt https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: appetizing low-t liquid oxygen Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: spectacular property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: misanthropic diverse library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: disgusting resort newt 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Spruce Cheese-eating Parlor Trump Supporter hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: jet-lagged maniacal locale macaca What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: talented brunch Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: talented brunch How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: spectacular property 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Spruce Cheese-eating Parlor Trump Supporter 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Bateful green forum halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Internet-worthy Aromatic Principal's Office How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Internet-worthy Aromatic Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: electric hospital just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: mildly autistic free-loading weed whacker ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Rambunctious beady-eyed stage Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: ungodly house-broken wagecucks congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: spectacular property Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Bonkers garnet stead Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Rambunctious beady-eyed stage Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Exhilarant claret national fanboi Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: disgusting resort newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860163) |