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giving away 1 ETH per minute to the most pathetic sob stories I hear ITT
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153528) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. sup TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153564) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153606) |
Date: September 24th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: jstor addict She was so happy for me. So proud of me. She was with me since I was 22. Always supportive.
But I was pissed about a guy she fucked while we were still in the “getting to know each other” phase. He didn’t have to do anything to fuck her. Just be Chad. In fact the day she fucked Chad, I drove her three hours to pick up a female friend. I had to go home that night to visit a family member.
She fucked him. Then kissed me again the next day. And three days later we became official. I was crushed. But I stayed with her because I was young and thought the best I’ll ever do is be with a woman and clean up Chad’s leftovers.
And it ate at me forever. So when I became partner she was holding the baby and had tears in her eyes. So proud of me. I screamed at her and I said “this isn’t for you. This is for me. This is my fuck you to you and Chad. Fuck you both.”
Then I walked out, a man who became more valuable with age. All 5’9 of me who has now shrunk down to 5’8 with age. My hairline non existent, the dark brown hair fibers that don’t even match my graying “hair” (or what’s left of my Norwood 4) but looked good in the bathroom are now exposed in natural sunlight, if you look closely enough you can see them steaming off my head with every gust of wind. The shoulders on my white brooks brothers 347 shirt dark brown.
My teeth yellow. The moles on my face growing by the week. I hobble my 275lb body toward the 18 year old FOID on the street corner who I can now get because I’m now valuable. I run towards her with my arms extended. She screams. My hand reaches toward her smooth leg in her denim skirt. She’s screaming louder and louder takes a swing at me and sprints away.
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle poast wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153536) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: jstor addict I only have Coinbase lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153556) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153540) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I was recognized as the board's dumbest poster today, and no one even showed up to mock, defame, and threaten me
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906504&mc=5&forum_id=2 |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle poast wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153537) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface 0xCdc3EaE1E515168c264c888b772d2E6a343AFe95 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153548) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle sent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153549) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Thank you, you're a gentleman, a scholar, and a poet. I'll revert back to verify for everyone when the transaction goes through
EDIT: And a big fuck you to everyone who laughed at my stupidity! LOOK WHO'S GETTING THE LAST LAUGH NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'm gonna be richrichrichrichrichrichrich!!! |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: jstor addict Thanks. I need an ETH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153561) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface All you've got to do to be rich like me is post a legitimate sob story and your ethereum address. I can confirm that I'm a multi-millionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153568) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Rickys' Cat i am bald and 5'1.8".
please send to wallet |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle poast wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153551) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Wes Scantlin I’m gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153552) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this I'm NASA CERN laser measured 5'11.9999999999999999" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153555) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: AI_concubine I’m balding and a born again virgin
0x889B9c83d24556E700Ba2dcFb64f5C58B3750f03 |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. OP = TSINAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153565) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: the cleansing fIame My wife left me because of my bad crypto investments, I owe $1634.48 a month in alimony. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153566) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Wait, not having a wife is a problem now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153569) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: the cleansing fIame Considering how hard I got assraped in the settlement yeah this is kind of an issue for me. I don’t miss her personally, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153573) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface The alimony sucks for sure, but not having a wife? PRICELESS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153578) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: the cleansing fIame She got a lot more of my shit too but I’m not really supposed to go into that
PLEASE PROBABLY-FAKE GATORMO MAKE MY NEXT ALIMONY PAYMENT SO I DONT GET THROWN IN JAIL WITH DARNELL |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: xX_PsYcHo_SniPeR69 I'm gonna need way more than that and I don't do crypto, can you send cash? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153570) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I've been getting 1 ETH per minute. I'm guessing that will continue until someone one-ups my sob story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153577) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Darnell so about 24 ETH?? like 64000 usd? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153589) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface It stopped after 12 minute :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153612) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr Im so poor I don't even have a crypto wallet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153581) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: concern boner I have a divorce story that makes every therapist I encounter immediately ask: “Are you having suicidal thoughts?”
I can't post it during my pending divorce because discovery is ongoing.
I will nonetheless accept the ETH and disclose the marital asset to opposing counsel.
I may need help coming up with a legally sufficient explanation of its source.
draft v.1: “An anonymous man, woman, or other entity known only by a posting handle consisting of text arranged into the graphical representation of an alligator, who offered crypto to sympathetic individuals and has a reputation among other anonymous men, women, or entities for generosity.” |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: the cleansing fIame Too vague, gatormo don’t give this guy shit until he spills more deetz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153590) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:15 PM Author: Daisy Hills Puppy Farm i have been delaying getting a cracked filling replaced because of dental insurance problems and laziness. 'i'll just go to mexico eventually.' but i'm pretty sure it will need a full-blown root canal at and crown at this point. i keep the situation slightly in-check by not really chewing on that side and rinsing the area with diluted bleach 2X per week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153626) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) My once vibrant personality and most of my soul have been slowly leeched through my eyes by the screens of financial institutions that I stare into every day, serving only to further enrich already rich men. My family will remember me only by the meager table scraps of treasure I’m allowed to keep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153638) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I have spent my lifetime trying to maek it and I desperately need an edger! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153639) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. TSINAH will surely bail you out! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2Elisa#50153647) |