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Choose one: 300k, 2 more inches of cock size, 10 IQ points

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Wine Odious Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Big Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
Erotic Messiness
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
Big Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy
  07/18/25
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cobalt electric rehab
  07/18/25
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talking disgusting piazza
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
Amethyst Voyeur
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
Erotic Messiness
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
Shimmering mind-boggling abode
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
trip coffee pot
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
claret stimulating rigor potus
  07/18/25
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Fragrant Dopamine
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
excitant area
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
trip coffee pot
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
at-the-ready citrine keepsake machete
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
trip coffee pot
  07/18/25
girth or length?
slate volcanic crater
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Bonkers mentally impaired patrolman
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
vivacious chocolate gunner
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
glittery cruise ship
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
vivacious chocolate gunner
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
fishy exhilarant institution goal in life
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Deranged incel police squad
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
startled blood rage bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
300k
Transparent provocative ceo
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
cobalt electric rehab
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
startled blood rage bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
is this a real question
cobalt electric rehab
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Multi-colored pozpig
  07/18/25
wow
startled blood rage bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
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Fragrant Dopamine
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
Bespoke fanboi
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Marvelous stain mexican
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
exciting nursing home
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
exciting nursing home
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
Opaque turdskin
  07/18/25
saame
Crystalline hyperactive kitchen philosopher-king
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
bateful mediation temple
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
Razzmatazz Marketing Idea Theatre
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
Magenta talented indirect expression
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
sickened principal's office
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
appetizing apoplectic corner
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
frum laughsome corn cake theater
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Fragrant Dopamine
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Wine Odious Plaza Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Big Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Erotic Messiness

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Big Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Marvelous stain mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: cobalt electric rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: talking disgusting piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst Voyeur

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Erotic Messiness

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Shimmering mind-boggling abode

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: trip coffee pot

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: claret stimulating rigor potus

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: excitant area

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: trip coffee pot

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready citrine keepsake machete

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: trip coffee pot

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: slate volcanic crater

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Bonkers mentally impaired patrolman

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious chocolate gunner

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: glittery cruise ship

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: vivacious chocolate gunner

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: fishy exhilarant institution goal in life

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Deranged incel police squad

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: startled blood rage bawdyhouse

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Transparent provocative ceo

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: cobalt electric rehab

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: startled blood rage bawdyhouse

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: cobalt electric rehab

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored pozpig

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: startled blood rage bawdyhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Bespoke fanboi

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Marvelous stain mexican

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: exciting nursing home

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: exciting nursing home

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Opaque turdskin

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Crystalline hyperactive kitchen philosopher-king

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bateful mediation temple

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Marketing Idea Theatre

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Magenta talented indirect expression

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: sickened principal's office

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: appetizing apoplectic corner

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: frum laughsome corn cake theater

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Dopamine

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Elisa#49115313)