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SEAL instructors PISS on candidates during BUD/S (link)

nowyourdoingit MOD • 7h ago • Stickied commen...
overrated nursing home keepsake machete
  09/05/25
Never understood why dudes need to be really good at jogging...
Trip toilet seat school cafeteria
  09/05/25
or swimming really. its not like were gonna be waging war on...
Amber infuriating theater stage
  09/05/25
Cool they can lay in the water and lift logs over their head...
Trip toilet seat school cafeteria
  09/05/25
I remember having a drink with a dude that had just become a...
galvanic ocher useless brakes
  09/05/25
Did not know there was this much piss action occurring in ar...
overrated nursing home keepsake machete
  09/05/25
lots of piss action apparently
galvanic ocher useless brakes
  09/05/25
*Asks Jeeves for Navy SEALS academy age limit*
vermilion forum
  09/05/25
I had a relative do that SERE bs and he killed and ate a rab...
Trip toilet seat school cafeteria
  09/05/25
It'd be a Joke for me. I routinely go on 20+ mile week-long ...
vivacious rose round eye main people
  09/05/25
How would you handle the piss stuff?
overrated nursing home keepsake machete
  09/05/25
Catheter + filter. Nothing goes to waste.
vivacious rose round eye main people
  09/06/25
He means being pissed *upon. I guess "a cup + filter.&...
Hyperventilating henna new version
  09/06/25
20m/week or 20mi/day for a week
Amber infuriating theater stage
  09/05/25
20 miles in a week isn't really that much also, you hiki...
vermilion forum
  09/05/25
“Routinely” When was the last time? you have...
drab step-uncle's house
  09/05/25
we rucked 5-10 miles daily in raw mountainous terrain, red t...
fluffy federal tattoo
  09/05/25
I'm an expert tracker and routinely sneak up on special forc...
vivacious rose round eye main people
  09/06/25
they'd have a blast simulating your death in the POW camp la...
fluffy federal tattoo
  09/06/25
Lmao do you also water board yourself?
Irradiated liquid oxygen trump supporter
  09/05/25
there's no time to hunt game ljl, YOU are the one being hunt...
fluffy federal tattoo
  09/05/25
Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Taylor Swift is n...
house-broken pisswyrm
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Irradiated liquid oxygen trump supporter
  09/06/25
the way I understand it, the first part of SERE school is th...
galvanic ocher useless brakes
  09/05/25
SERE instructors provide live rabbits, chickens, pigeons, th...
fluffy federal tattoo
  09/05/25
Wow if that's all it takes then call me the Secretary of the...
hairraiser party of the first part
  09/05/25
America has an untapped resource in our thousands of degener...
Thirsty indigo double fault
  09/05/25
If a dude at a bar claims to be a SEAL, rest assured that he...
electric toaster native
  09/05/25
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overrated nursing home keepsake machete
  09/06/25
In the Royal Navy, buggery was an expected part of the lifes...
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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: overrated nursing home keepsake machete

nowyourdoingit

MOD

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Over it

This was at least partially written by chat.

This guy or a guy like him would be your CO if you joined.

Let's break some of this down further:

As Commanding Officer, I once received a call from a mentor who had spoken with a friend, the father of a candidate who claimed he’d been “run out of the program unjustly.” The father reported that his son had alleged that instructors put their hands on him, pushing him and tripping him while under the boat. I told my mentor I take these allegations seriously and would conduct an investigation.

There is no way he conducted an investigation. Cadre constantly hit, trip, body slam, huck, tackle, slap and sometimes piss on students. Everyone is catching hands at BUD/S.

https://www.reddit.com/r/navyseals/comments/1n8gxhb/comment/ncj56hk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238794)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Trip toilet seat school cafeteria

Never understood why dudes need to be really good at jogging to be navy seals

Not like Kenya is some military superpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238819)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Amber infuriating theater stage

or swimming really. its not like were gonna be waging war on king triton anytime soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238838)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Trip toilet seat school cafeteria

Cool they can lay in the water and lift logs over their head. How is this gonna help them drone strike brown people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238842)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: galvanic ocher useless brakes

I remember having a drink with a dude that had just become a SEAL and some people. He was telling us that he went to SERE school (Survival and interrogation training, like you have been captured) during his training and it really sucked. They were locked in cages where you can't stretch out fully for like 24 hours, hurt like shit, and the guards were pissing on them. Apparently some other guy who was a Delta Force dude in SERE training too freaked out on some instructors over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238831)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: overrated nursing home keepsake machete

Did not know there was this much piss action occurring in are military

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238836)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: galvanic ocher useless brakes

lots of piss action apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vermilion forum

*Asks Jeeves for Navy SEALS academy age limit*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Trip toilet seat school cafeteria

I had a relative do that SERE bs and he killed and ate a rabbit the first night and they got pissed off and almost kicked him out. It was just camping out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238844)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: vivacious rose round eye main people

It'd be a Joke for me. I routinely go on 20+ mile week-long hikes with nothing but my rifle and a knife. Knowing how to survive is an extremely valuable resource.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238847)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: overrated nursing home keepsake machete

How would you handle the piss stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238854)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: vivacious rose round eye main people

Catheter + filter. Nothing goes to waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241831)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating henna new version

He means being pissed *upon. I guess "a cup + filter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241906)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Amber infuriating theater stage

20m/week or 20mi/day for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238861)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: vermilion forum

20 miles in a week isn't really that much

also, you hiking for a week at a time with literally nothing other than a rifle and a knife? hmmm....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238979)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: drab step-uncle's house

“Routinely”

When was the last time? you have never been offline here for more than 24 hours AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239135)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: fluffy federal tattoo

we rucked 5-10 miles daily in raw mountainous terrain, red team would have wrapped you up easily if you used that rifle. there are over 100 dudes hunting you and they know all the routes and water sources.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239343)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: vivacious rose round eye main people

I'm an expert tracker and routinely sneak up on special forces guys doing training. They hate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241827)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: fluffy federal tattoo

they'd have a blast simulating your death in the POW camp later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241895)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated liquid oxygen trump supporter

Lmao

do you also water board yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239348)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: fluffy federal tattoo

there's no time to hunt game ljl, YOU are the one being hunted, you have to land nav and ruck on little to no food for 4 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239723)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: house-broken pisswyrm

Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM

Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It'd be a Joke for me. I routinely go on 20+ mile week-long hikes with nothing but my rifle and a knife. Knowing how to survive is an extremely valuable resource.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239729)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Irradiated liquid oxygen trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241531)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic ocher useless brakes

the way I understand it, the first part of SERE school is the escape and evasion part - like you literally play hide and seek with the instructors in the woods for a day or two (or more?) and its fun as shit but no one wants to be caught. Then after that, regardless if they find you or not, you have to do the captured interrogation part and that part fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238848)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: fluffy federal tattoo

SERE instructors provide live rabbits, chickens, pigeons, they have to learn butchering basics

survival field training was a blast, fortunately I was up there innawoods in early May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239304)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: hairraiser party of the first part

Wow if that's all it takes then call me the Secretary of the Navy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238849)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Thirsty indigo double fault

America has an untapped resource in our thousands of degenerate PISSPIGS who are probably not aware that their skills are needed as Navy seals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239023)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: electric toaster native

If a dude at a bar claims to be a SEAL, rest assured that he has guzzled A LOT of piss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239519)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: overrated nursing home keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241524)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: lake senate ratface

In the Royal Navy, buggery was an expected part of the lifestyle (and tbf it was part of the upside)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241871)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: overrated nursing home keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49245071)