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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: Canary address Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Free-loading bronze lettuce area This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Canary address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: 180 medicated preventive strike corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: infuriating yarmulke I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Effete Striped Hyena Boiling Water if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: internet-worthy location ape yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: big forum corn cake Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: fighting self-centered genital piercing Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: big forum corn cake Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: infuriating yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Canary address boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: fighting self-centered genital piercing Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: comical flirting sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Canary address fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: internet-worthy location ape delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: flickering business firm dingle berry poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: Canary address poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: Canary address I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Razzle legal warrant I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: internet-worthy location ape dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Effete Striped Hyena Boiling Water lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: internet-worthy location ape oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: infuriating yarmulke He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: mewling garrison pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Canary address I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: yellow whorehouse personal credit line I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: big-titted startling heaven great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: confused light jewess Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: crystalline kitty cat telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: alcoholic turdskin this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: ultramarine cocky stead cumskin Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: out-of-control cordovan azn I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: flickering business firm dingle berry Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: crystalline kitty cat telephone no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: flickering business firm dingle berry who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Pale tattoo chad He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: flickering business firm dingle berry there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Canary address he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Pale tattoo chad You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: flickering business firm dingle berry So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: crystalline kitty cat telephone i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Canary address he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: copper church blood rage He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Pale tattoo chad No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: big-titted startling heaven this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Canary address summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: copper church blood rage You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Canary address I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: magenta up-to-no-good faggotry So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: Canary address I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: mewling garrison the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: internet-worthy location ape he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: smoky fat ankles public bath He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: laughsome trailer park Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: jet school volcanic crater who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: out-of-control cordovan azn I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: crystalline kitty cat telephone really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Canary address Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: green temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: big-titted startling heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Zombie-like chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: transparent prole juggernaut Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: dull senate incel Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: transparent prole juggernaut He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Canary address I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: awkward costumed locus Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: honey-headed sweet tailpipe in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: alcoholic turdskin he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: honey-headed sweet tailpipe sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: ultramarine cocky stead cumskin Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: dull senate incel a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: smoky fat ankles public bath thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: garnet dragon how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: vibrant silver toilet seat 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: crystalline kitty cat telephone she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Rough-skinned National Son Of Senegal Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: big-titted startling heaven slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Rough-skinned National Son Of Senegal Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: crystalline kitty cat telephone You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Rough-skinned National Son Of Senegal Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: flickering business firm dingle berry Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: vibrant silver toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: copper church blood rage She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: vibrant silver toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: vibrant silver toilet seat ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Rough-skinned National Son Of Senegal If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: mewling garrison oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: trip aquamarine karate hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: internet-worthy location ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: brindle feces once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: bisexual wild abode trump supporter I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: ultramarine cocky stead cumskin Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Canary address That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: Canary address Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: arousing principal's office NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2Elisa#49521756) |