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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Mewling Circlehead Market
  07/17/22
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Scarlet voyeur
  07/17/22
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Ultramarine library rigpig
  07/17/22
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Laughsome peach public bath blood rage
  07/18/22
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Mewling Circlehead Market
  09/29/22
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Mewling Circlehead Market
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
wonderful puppy background story
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
wonderful puppy background story
  01/07/23
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Laughsome peach public bath blood rage
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Violent Odious Area Skinny Woman
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Violent Odious Area Skinny Woman
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Green chapel
  03/18/23
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Mewling Circlehead Market
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Violent Odious Area Skinny Woman
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
balding salmon shrine idiot
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Cracking location
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
learning disabled multi-colored address gunner
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/23/24
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slate senate party of the first part
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
slate senate party of the first part
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
slate senate party of the first part
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
filthy bateful indian lodge dopamine
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
vivacious university
  09/28/24
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Mewling Circlehead Market
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
slate senate party of the first part
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
slate senate party of the first part
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Mewling Circlehead Market

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Scarlet voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine library rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Laughsome peach public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Mewling Circlehead Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Mewling Circlehead Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: wonderful puppy background story

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: wonderful puppy background story

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Laughsome peach public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Violent Odious Area Skinny Woman

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Violent Odious Area Skinny Woman

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Green chapel

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Mewling Circlehead Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Violent Odious Area Skinny Woman

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: balding salmon shrine idiot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Cracking location

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: learning disabled multi-colored address gunner

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: filthy bateful indian lodge dopamine

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: vivacious university

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Mewling Circlehead Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: slate senate party of the first part

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932244)