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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| Self-centered Hall Blood Rage | 12/16/25 |
| Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| Self-centered Hall Blood Rage | 12/16/25 |
| Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| autistic background story | 12/20/25 |
| Heady spruce lodge doctorate | 12/19/25 |
| Filthy cruel-hearted public bath | 12/20/25 |
| tripping market | 12/19/25 |
| Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle | 12/20/25 |
| tripping market | 12/20/25 |
| Filthy cruel-hearted public bath | 12/20/25 |
| drab scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 12/16/25 |
| Filthy cruel-hearted public bath | 12/20/25 |
| drab scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 12/22/25 |
| Tan flirting coffee pot | 12/16/25 |
| Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| Tan flirting coffee pot | 12/16/25 |
| Wonderful legal warrant | 12/16/25 |
| razzmatazz anal area | 12/19/25 |
| Wonderful legal warrant | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious very tactful mental disorder | 12/20/25 |
| Primrose sound barrier stage | 12/16/25 |
| Frum house | 12/16/25 |
| Filthy cruel-hearted public bath | 12/20/25 |
| misunderstood filthpig clown | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle claret school | 12/16/25 |
| Fishy stead | 12/20/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle claret school | 12/23/25 |
| Self-centered Hall Blood Rage | 12/16/25 |
| Filthy cruel-hearted public bath | 12/20/25 |
| nofapping location crotch | 12/21/25 |
| Self-centered Hall Blood Rage | 12/16/25 |
| misunderstood filthpig clown | 12/16/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle claret school | 12/19/25 |
| misunderstood filthpig clown | 12/19/25 |
| Multi-colored cobalt stock car death wish | 12/19/25 |
| jade hateful reading party stage | 12/19/25 |
| Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle | 12/19/25 |
| Out-of-control kitchen ape | 12/19/25 |
| Out-of-control kitchen ape | 12/19/25 |
| fuchsia disturbing national security agency | 12/19/25 |
| jade hateful reading party stage | 12/19/25 |
| Swashbuckling lemon faggot firefighter native | 12/19/25 |
| drab scourge upon the earth candlestick maker | 12/19/25 |
| autistic background story | 12/20/25 |
| narrow-minded love of her life | 12/22/25 |
| Lake trailer park juggernaut | 12/19/25 |
| Mentally impaired degenerate den | 12/19/25 |
| supple lime cumskin | 12/19/25 |
| misunderstood filthpig clown | 12/19/25 |
| supple lime cumskin | 12/19/25 |
| bateful brilliant twinkling uncleanness skinny woman | 12/20/25 |
| beady-eyed cheese-eating garrison | 12/19/25 |
| Unholy costumed center useless brakes | 12/19/25 |
| Tan flirting coffee pot | 12/19/25 |
| peach codepig orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| Rose medicated black woman | 12/19/25 |
| razzmatazz anal area | 12/19/25 |
| Lilac dilemma | 12/19/25 |
| Sable Thriller Jewess | 12/20/25 |
| Cracking Pozpig | 12/20/25 |
| misunderstood filthpig clown | 12/20/25 |
| Filthy cruel-hearted public bath | 12/20/25 |
| peach codepig orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| odious university | 12/20/25 |
| Mewling nibblets party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Mentally impaired degenerate den | 12/20/25 |
| odious university | 12/21/25 |
| Out-of-control kitchen ape | 12/20/25 |
| nofapping location crotch | 12/20/25 |
| tripping market | 12/21/25 |
| nofapping location crotch | 12/22/25 |
| tripping market | 12/23/25 |
| nofapping location crotch | 12/23/25 |
| Charcoal legend | 12/22/25 |
| vivacious very tactful mental disorder | 12/22/25 |
| vivacious very tactful mental disorder | 12/23/25 |
| pale impertinent set | 12/22/25 |
| narrow-minded love of her life | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Self-centered Hall Blood Rage This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Self-centered Hall Blood Rage My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: autistic background story Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Heady spruce lodge doctorate It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Filthy cruel-hearted public bath Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: tripping market You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: tripping market glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Filthy cruel-hearted public bath You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: drab scourge upon the earth candlestick maker $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Filthy cruel-hearted public bath Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: drab scourge upon the earth candlestick maker thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Tan flirting coffee pot 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Tan flirting coffee pot investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Wonderful legal warrant $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: razzmatazz anal area I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Wonderful legal warrant good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: vivacious very tactful mental disorder $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Primrose sound barrier stage six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Frum house 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Filthy cruel-hearted public bath Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: misunderstood filthpig clown what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle claret school 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Fishy stead me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle claret school It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Self-centered Hall Blood Rage 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Filthy cruel-hearted public bath the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: nofapping location crotch Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Self-centered Hall Blood Rage I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: misunderstood filthpig clown mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle claret school In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: misunderstood filthpig clown yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Multi-colored cobalt stock car death wish Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: jade hateful reading party stage 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Aromatic Violent Temple Wrinkle fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Out-of-control kitchen ape A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Out-of-control kitchen ape OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: fuchsia disturbing national security agency A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: jade hateful reading party stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling lemon faggot firefighter native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: drab scourge upon the earth candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: autistic background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: narrow-minded love of her life Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Lake trailer park juggernaut $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Mentally impaired degenerate den can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: supple lime cumskin Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: misunderstood filthpig clown nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: supple lime cumskin Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: bateful brilliant twinkling uncleanness skinny woman You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: beady-eyed cheese-eating garrison Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Unholy costumed center useless brakes Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Tan flirting coffee pot damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: peach codepig orchestra pit Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Rose medicated black woman Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: razzmatazz anal area 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Lilac dilemma Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Sable Thriller Jewess 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Cracking Pozpig 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: misunderstood filthpig clown 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Filthy cruel-hearted public bath Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: peach codepig orchestra pit 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: odious university literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Mewling nibblets party of the first part I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Mentally impaired degenerate den so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: odious university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Out-of-control kitchen ape 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: nofapping location crotch Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: tripping market how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: nofapping location crotch I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: tripping market 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: nofapping location crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Charcoal legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: vivacious very tactful mental disorder Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: vivacious very tactful mental disorder $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: pale impertinent set $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: narrow-minded love of her life I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530537) |