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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:47 PM Author: cracking domesticated native Being grossed out that gunnerattt shares poop photos with his girlfriend, his ragging on Jcm for high body count
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder not everybody fits into a box maaaaaaaan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851499) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: cracking domesticated native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851502) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: mustard curious den codepig ive gotta call and record gary re: you two never discussing BMs. i still don't believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851513) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:04 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder please feel free, other than her occasionally saying "ugh i've had bathroom issues" when she's not feeling well, that subject is never discussed. not ever.
the girl i was with before gary showed me her turd in the toilet sometimes and it was sickening.
btw, i was cheating on her with gary. i convinced gary to come visit me in manassas in feb 05, then i went to see her in march, then she came back to see me in april - these were all 2-3 hour hotel room visits. then we left our respective lovers and she moved here from cleveland.
the day before my march trip to cleveland, the other girl, kate, went to go into my backpack. i screamed at her DO NOT GO IN THERE. she said why, i said well its a surprise. she said really? i said yes, you'll know what it is soon (i dumped her the next month).
in my bag: a paper itinerary for my flight from dulles to cleveland and a few condoms.
funnily enough when i dumped kate and told her about gary, she said "what the fuck. what if your plane had crashed?" i was like why the fuck would i care at that point. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: mustard curious den codepig that's discussing it! she just isn't going into details because she can tell you're not interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851546) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder telling someone your stomach hurts isn't going into detail about turd logs or whatever disgusting shit you guys do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851550) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: mustard curious den codepig the text i poasted was like "oh i really gotta shit" or "i finally shit, i was so backed up!"
consuela is just trying to forcememe a coprophilia angle because he's jewish and jews think any talk about a bodily function has a sexual component. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:20 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder oh, i guess that isn't quite as bad unless you guys talk about it frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851589) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: mustard curious den codepig well i'm glad i've got the seal of approval from the guy from a guy who plays piss grenade with his kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851595) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder andrew and i did that yesterday, lmao. we call it piss bomb, btw
plese rate and comment on my condoms in the backpack story. or did i tell u that before. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: mustard curious den codepig i rate it as a good indication you were meant for THE LAW with the technically true yet deceptive lawyerly response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851653) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder it was my law school backpack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851654) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:16 AM Author: Swashbuckling flushed stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853438) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder "hey, Ankush! I had corn in my poo poo last night!"
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: cracking domesticated native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851572) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:16 AM Author: Swashbuckling flushed stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853440) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: titillating yellow location goal in life Your unapologetic degeneracy is refreshing and endearing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851609) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: amethyst vibrant center liquid oxygen Your current wife and you started out as each other's affair partners!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851632) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder yea lmao. when she caught me in all my bullshit, one of the first things she said was "well, you haven't exactly been known for your loyalty have you?"
despite that bad run i had for a couple years, we have worked out quite well.
in her defense, her bf at the time was cheating on her like crazy but she hadn't called him out on it. she was more or less done with him but hadn't dumped him yet.
i, on the other hand, was engaged to kate. lmaoooooooo.
we ran into kate at the pediatrician in like 2018. im sure gary loved that. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: mustard curious den codepig have you shared the wastebasket story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851668) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder not sure but ill do it here.
the first time we met, even though she clearly wanted to fuck because she flew from cleveland to dc for the day, we sat in a holiday inn express room in manassass (way out in va) for like 2.5-3 hours before i made a move. making smalltalk, and i was circling her in her chair and odd shit like that. i finally kissed her and she went down on me. i remember saying "spin around" lol and she put her hoal on my face and we sucked each other, as 25 year olds do.
anyway, when i nutted, she popped her head up and was darting around the room then with a mouth full of fluid said "do you see a wastebasket"? lol. i thought it was funny she didnt just spit it on the floor, and also that she said wastebasket.
i remember she got a call from her then bf and she was like "hey. yep, yep. nah just at work.... shut up, you ass." i always wondered what he said that she said that in response to, probably some goofy joke or description of his latest bowel movement.
i fucked her at our next visit and i have never felt a hole that tight before or since. i finished in like 20 seconds, i shit you not. and i had a rubber on. |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: amethyst vibrant center liquid oxygen Does JCM have a high body count? I didn't see it in the thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851530) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful brunch he seems reasonable, like the SOOOOOOO CR guy, forgot his name, used to be until he went ultra MAGA heel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49851613) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:09 AM Author: Wonderful sadistic locus gaping He’s a drug addict who can’t use his stove from Friday night to Sunday morning.
Wow, how based! |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:16 AM Author: Outnumbered Racy Temple Stain also has a little dick ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853774) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:12 AM Author: rambunctious chad perfectly thoughtful thread ruined by gunners DMs. stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853761) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Outnumbered Racy Temple Stain every thread is ruined by that junkie's subthread wastelands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853814) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: cobalt idiotic knife This is dumb. Zurich is exactly the type of person to get mentally engorged by gunners subthread wastelands because it means someone is Listening to his Stories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853841) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: Exhilarant Friendly Grandma perceptive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853844) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:47 AM Author: Outnumbered Racy Temple Stain you are brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49853870) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: rambunctious chad does he listen? i think he just writes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49854233) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 10:41 PM Author: twinkling locale mental disorder Types imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49855939) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:45 AM Author: Shivering soul-stirring space I'm 100% on gunner's side on the poop thing. They're not literally showing each other their logs, they're talking about pooping and farting. Do you guys talk about poop with your guy friends? If not, OK, maybe you're just bashful. But if you talk about with men but can't handle it from a woman, you're weird and immature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49856246) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:29 AM Author: cobalt idiotic knife We will say "I have to take a shit" if talking IRL but I don't think in the history of the planet a man has ever texted another man to update his bros on BM size, status, and texture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861651&forum_id=2Elisa#49856520) |