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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
disgusting market
  07/17/22
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Geriatric Floppy Roommate Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/17/22
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lake location
  07/17/22
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Submissive haunted graveyard piazza
  07/18/22
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disgusting market
  09/29/22
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disgusting market
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
aphrodisiac underhanded church building
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
aphrodisiac underhanded church building
  01/07/23
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Submissive haunted graveyard piazza
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Shaky pearly hall
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Shaky pearly hall
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
chrome therapy
  03/18/23
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disgusting market
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Shaky pearly hall
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Dark Theatre
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
insecure electric furnace
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
bossy state tank
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
bossy state tank
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
bossy state tank
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Lilac erotic nursing home
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
bossy state tank
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
bossy state tank
  08/23/24
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bossy state tank
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
bossy state tank
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
bossy state tank
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
bossy state tank
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Misunderstood alcoholic public bath crotch
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Topaz karate meetinghouse
  09/28/24
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disgusting market
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
bossy state tank
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
bossy state tank
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: disgusting market

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Geriatric Floppy Roommate Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: lake location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Submissive haunted graveyard piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: disgusting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: disgusting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac underhanded church building

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac underhanded church building

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Submissive haunted graveyard piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Shaky pearly hall

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Shaky pearly hall

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: chrome therapy

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: disgusting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Shaky pearly hall

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Dark Theatre

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: insecure electric furnace

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: bossy state tank

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: bossy state tank

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: bossy state tank

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Lilac erotic nursing home

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: bossy state tank

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bossy state tank

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: bossy state tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: bossy state tank

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: bossy state tank

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: bossy state tank

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood alcoholic public bath crotch

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Topaz karate meetinghouse

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: disgusting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bossy state tank

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: bossy state tank

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Elisa#49932244)