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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Razzle mental disorder university
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Peach theatre
  11/22/23
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Floppy Jewess Station
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
contagious deep library idiot
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Fragrant Pistol Piazza
  11/22/23
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Razzle mental disorder university
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Garnet Bbw
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
sienna theater stage
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Point
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Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Point
  04/28/24
Women are 180
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Situational Awareness Bear
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Wild Racy Pit
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Razzle mental disorder university
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
Fragrant Pistol Piazza
  11/23/23
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Razzle mental disorder university
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
Amber Gaping Crotch
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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Amber Gaping Crotch
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
lime stock car
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
Amber Gaping Crotch
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
lime stock car
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contagious deep library idiot
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
Blathering Stage National Security Agency
  04/28/24
180 song
nudist milky hunting ground
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Razzle mental disorder university
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
nudist milky hunting ground
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Razzle mental disorder university
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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  12/15/24
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  12/19/23


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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Peach theatre

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Floppy Jewess Station



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: contagious deep library idiot

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Pistol Piazza

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Garnet Bbw

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: sienna theater stage

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Point



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Arousing Scourge Upon The Earth Point



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: excitant copper property

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Wild Racy Pit



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47089430)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Fragrant Pistol Piazza

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47089804)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Amber Gaping Crotch

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Amber Gaping Crotch

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Amber Gaping Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: lime stock car

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Amber Gaping Crotch

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: lime stock car

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Pistol Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: contagious deep library idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Blathering Stage National Security Agency

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: nudist milky hunting ground

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: nudist milky hunting ground

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Painfully honest turdskin hospital

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Razzle mental disorder university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2Elisa#47187760)