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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Fragrant puppy idea he suggested
  06/30/25
wow lol
marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
...
exhilarant volcanic crater corn cake
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Fragrant puppy idea he suggested
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
buff supple space
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Fragrant puppy idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Sooty Harsh Home
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Stimulating Sick Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
swollen flickering abode jewess
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Fragrant puppy idea he suggested
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Stimulating Sick Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
violent windowlicker set
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Fragrant puppy idea he suggested
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Topaz public bath coldplay fan
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Pale drunken gunner hairy legs
  06/30/25
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Misunderstood Property Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Dull Background Story Field
  06/30/25
...
Fragrant puppy idea he suggested
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Pea-brained Odious Brethren Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Brindle crusty stage pistol
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Appetizing juggernaut
  06/30/25
...
swollen flickering abode jewess
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
violent windowlicker set
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
insanely creepy cuckoldry nowag
  07/01/25
...
Brindle crusty stage pistol
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
kink-friendly impertinent senate
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
floppy ocher regret
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Clear Nofapping Laser Beams
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
dashing casino
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
gaped toilet seat
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
excitant green pit
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Fragrant puppy idea he suggested

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: exhilarant volcanic crater corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Fragrant puppy idea he suggested

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: buff supple space

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Fragrant puppy idea he suggested

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Sooty Harsh Home

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Stimulating Sick Ticket Booth

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: swollen flickering abode jewess

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Fragrant puppy idea he suggested

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Stimulating Sick Ticket Booth

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: violent windowlicker set

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: marvelous disturbing multi-billionaire

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Fragrant puppy idea he suggested

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Topaz public bath coldplay fan

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Pale drunken gunner hairy legs

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood Property Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Dull Background Story Field

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Fragrant puppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained Odious Brethren Cruise Ship

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Brindle crusty stage pistol

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Appetizing juggernaut

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: swollen flickering abode jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: violent windowlicker set

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: insanely creepy cuckoldry nowag

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Brindle crusty stage pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly impertinent senate

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: floppy ocher regret

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Clear Nofapping Laser Beams

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: dashing casino

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: gaped toilet seat

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: excitant green pit

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065360)