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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
glassy location fortuitous meteor
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Sick factory reset button point
  07/17/25
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concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
Flushed motley psychic
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
I have Hair
Flushed motley psychic
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
Flushed motley psychic
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Titillating carnelian bawdyhouse
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Titillating carnelian bawdyhouse
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
180
passionate rusted sound barrier
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
passionate rusted sound barrier
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
passionate rusted sound barrier
  07/17/25
...
Bisexual Red Striped Hyena
  07/17/25
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bespoke legend telephone
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Bisexual Red Striped Hyena
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
mildly autistic elastic band abode
  07/17/25
...
Flushed motley psychic
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
glassy location fortuitous meteor
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
salmon boyish parlor double fault
  07/17/25
...
Dull genital piercing
  07/17/25
awesome!
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
insanely creepy rough-skinned temple
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
bespoke legend telephone
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: glassy location fortuitous meteor

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Sick factory reset button point

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Flushed motley psychic

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Flushed motley psychic

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Flushed motley psychic

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Titillating carnelian bawdyhouse

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Titillating carnelian bawdyhouse

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: passionate rusted sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: passionate rusted sound barrier

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: passionate rusted sound barrier

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Bisexual Red Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: bespoke legend telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Bisexual Red Striped Hyena

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic elastic band abode

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Flushed motley psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: glassy location fortuitous meteor

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: salmon boyish parlor double fault

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Dull genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy rough-skinned temple

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: bespoke legend telephone

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible doobsian piazza ratface

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49110172)