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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
shivering flesh place of business sanctuary
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
Naked shrine
  07/17/25
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Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
Federal Ratface Station
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
I have Hair
Federal Ratface Station
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
Federal Ratface Station
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
Crystalline feces
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
Crystalline feces
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
180
gold set depressive
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
gold set depressive
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
gold set depressive
  07/17/25
...
startled abusive garrison
  07/17/25
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boyish walnut indian lodge
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
startled abusive garrison
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Provocative candlestick maker
  07/17/25
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Federal Ratface Station
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
shivering flesh place of business sanctuary
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Crimson sound barrier
  07/17/25
...
Marvelous henna menage nowag
  07/17/25
awesome!
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Salmon Razzle-dazzle Striped Hyena
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
boyish walnut indian lodge
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Up-to-no-good national security agency
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: shivering flesh place of business sanctuary

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Naked shrine

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Federal Ratface Station

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Federal Ratface Station

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Federal Ratface Station

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Crystalline feces

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Crystalline feces

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: gold set depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: gold set depressive

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: gold set depressive

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: startled abusive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: boyish walnut indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: startled abusive garrison

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Provocative candlestick maker

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Federal Ratface Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: shivering flesh place of business sanctuary

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Crimson sound barrier

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Marvelous henna menage nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Salmon Razzle-dazzle Striped Hyena

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: boyish walnut indian lodge

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national security agency

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2Elisa#49110172)