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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: hot bright giraffe

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: hot bright giraffe

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: lake dopamine

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
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she was a bowl of yams

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