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Update re Hypothetical Trip to country formerly known as PERSIAistan

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/11/24
So far thoughts of Iran: 1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain l...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/11/24
Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depr...
ocher principal's office ceo
  05/11/24
A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/11/24
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Bespoke Hateful Forum
  05/11/24
"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few y...
lascivious institution
  05/11/24
maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friend...
maize mind-boggling ratface library
  05/12/24
Wow
ocher principal's office ceo
  05/12/24
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maize mind-boggling ratface library
  05/12/24
This
purple vigorous theater headpube
  05/12/24
Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/12/24
lol
Fragrant brethren roast beef
  05/12/24
Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll ...
ocher principal's office ceo
  05/12/24
180
cyan station
  05/12/24
lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ...
maize mind-boggling ratface library
  05/12/24
They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get t...
Exhilarant gaming laptop stage
  05/13/24
To be fair, So do we.
cowardly concupiscible market doctorate
  05/13/24
lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak ...
Dull love of her life home
  05/13/24
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trip offensive sound barrier pistol
  05/11/24
>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Per...
lascivious institution
  05/11/24
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tan shivering crackhouse hominid
  05/12/24
Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering...
haunting milk
  05/12/24
Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT m...
Fragrant brethren roast beef
  05/12/24
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exciting indian lodge
  05/12/24
It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking Ind...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/12/24
they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a ...
tan shivering crackhouse hominid
  05/12/24
Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the ...
maize mind-boggling ratface library
  05/12/24
wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing l...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/13/24
lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they a...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/13/24
seems like you need to change your moniker
Dull love of her life home
  05/13/24
Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some g...
Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot
  05/13/24
Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chape...
tan shivering crackhouse hominid
  05/13/24
today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a ...
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  05/13/24
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not real.

Im still alive. I landed last night and get in line for immigration. The dude looks thru every page of my passport and is like who da furk is this turd and tells me to "wait over there"

I assume Im gonna get interrogated, maybe not let in. I just wait until literally everyone from the plane clears immigration and I go back to dood. He calls over some other dood, they speak their lingo and then dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

That was furking weird but whatever. Maek it to hotel and they keep my passport, my guide furking escorts me to my small little room like im a prisoner but whatever.

Then today is first day of tour, the two other ppl in group are both CHINAgirls ljl. No, wont pipe. One is hideous looking, other cld be okay maybe but she's seems butch or alt or some shit

Anyway, we are near some mosque area and the head scarf of one of the Chinagirls comes off and some SECRET POLICE old woman bitch in black burka comes by and tells her to put it back on. A few minutes later we are walking to mosque and see a dood in suit (with no tie) walking with 3-4 women in black burkas. They see some dood videotaping them and they tell him to delete it. Guide says they were Secretpolice ljl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47653927)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

So far thoughts of Iran:

1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain looking. Guys definnitely arent as gorgeous as Pak, many are short manlets actually. Ive seen some ok girls but with headscarfs and loose clothing its not like u can really even tell. I havent seen any Tehranni stunnaaas

2. More ppl look Turd than I thought. Its still under 5-10% but today I saw quite a few ppl who cld possibly pass as northern Indian or Paki. I didnt really expect this, maybe they are Kurdish or from southern provinces of Iran. A few ppl have spoken Persian to me so I dunno

3. Food is pretty 180, already had two meals of kebabs. Just had a minced lamb kebab and this Persian rice that was one of best ever

4. Ppl dont seem that friendly, in fact i rarely see ppl smiling. They seem sorta unhappy but cant really blame them. Since i have to be with this stupid guide though it sorta makes it hard to tell if ppl are friendly since im not dealing with anyone alone

Ill try to upload pics, got some lolzy ones of a propoganda billboard towards women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47653931)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: ocher principal's office ceo

Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depressed and angry now since everyone is a lot poorer than they were just a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47653971)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47653987)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Hateful Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47654074)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: lascivious institution

"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few years ago"

lol really? Looks like Tommy T has finally found his people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47654090)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: maize mind-boggling ratface library

maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friendly to us and everyone wanted to talk to us and invite us for tea and juice. maybe they're weirded out by some creepy turd.

lol that our experience in iran as jews was epic and these gorgeous persians want nothing to do w TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655211)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: ocher principal's office ceo

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655671)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling ratface library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655683)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: purple vigorous theater headpube

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655677)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish persian or some shit , today in museum gift shop some Persian chic spike in their turd lingo to me and then when I said I can't speak she said oh u aren't Persian wtf is this shit I see too many turdish ppl here I thought this place was the land of Aryans wtf was Hitler thinking

These two chinks will get teen girls trying to talk to them but they are both so bitchy they don't get it and don't act nice to them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655929)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Fragrant brethren roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655966)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: ocher principal's office ceo

Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll likely be friendly and hospitable (works best with people under 40 since they generally know more English)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655971)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: cyan station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655975)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling ratface library

lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47656473)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant gaming laptop stage

They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get the fuck back to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47657160)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: cowardly concupiscible market doctorate

To be fair,

So do we.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47657163)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:22 AM
Author: Dull love of her life home

lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak to Persian teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47657165)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: trip offensive sound barrier pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47653993)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: lascivious institution

>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

Weird way to ask. If you did speak it, you'd know it as Farsi (فارسی).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47654097)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:28 AM
Author: tan shivering crackhouse hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655148)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: haunting milk

Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering off without your guide, go take some photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655166)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Fragrant brethren roast beef

Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT mullah faggots" while doing so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655220)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: exciting indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655219)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking India or Pakistan, it's like "western" toilets are imperialist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47655952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: tan shivering crackhouse hominid

they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a Christian cross too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47656002)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling ratface library

Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the west and the shah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47656626)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing like pakis and modi do . ppl everywhere look way better in whatever their traditional clothing is, wearing suits is lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47657105)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:41 AM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they also dont have urinals in mens rooms for some reason im sure muzzie related

and doods will close door to squat toilet even just to pee. i know muzzies have some odd views of bathrooms as in saudi they barely even had them, like two stalls and one urinal in a huge train station. need to ask guide abt this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47657103)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:24 AM
Author: Dull love of her life home

seems like you need to change your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47657166)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some gorgeous dudes today and a few ladies

And doesnt seem as strict abt stuff, actually saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk near the main univ smoking a cigarette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47658440)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: tan shivering crackhouse hominid

Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chaperone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47658468)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Duck-like Yellow Coffee Pot

today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a bazaar got 30 min walking arnd and then at end he got us a taxi and put all three of us in without escorting me back to hotel

so think he just cared in tehran, now its moar chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#47658493)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: may his bones be crushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2Elisa#49804874)