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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
crystalline soul-stirring set brethren
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: fluffy wrinkle school cafeteria

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: fluffy wrinkle school cafeteria

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: elite chestnut step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Tan Background Story

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: marvelous honey-headed knife

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: marvelous honey-headed knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: duck-like school national security agency

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Glassy Exciting Voyeur Space



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mauve Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bisexual resort laser beams



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Fighting anal temple sweet tailpipe

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Garnet community account

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Garnet community account

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Fighting anal temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: racy locale

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Sienna ticket booth

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: racy locale

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Pearl Address International Law Enforcement Agency

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: very tactful degenerate travel guidebook

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: gay trip national



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Bearded dingle berry

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: disturbing hairraiser forum death wish

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Pearl Address International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Yellow lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Jade Kitchen Mad Cow Disease

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: gay trip national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: aromatic hell

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Burgundy self-absorbed sanctuary

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: motley sable genital piercing

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Supple splenetic market weed whacker

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: dun indian lodge

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Pink whorehouse ceo

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: gay trip national



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Yellow lodge

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Glassy Exciting Voyeur Space



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control Base Persian



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: fluffy wrinkle school cafeteria



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bisexual resort laser beams



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: motley sable genital piercing



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Diverse center



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: aquamarine doobsian garrison

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: crystalline soul-stirring set brethren

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: bright multi-colored telephone cuck

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: elite chestnut step-uncle's house

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851)