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Got a $40k windfall. How should I invest it?

I assumed my last firm would just keep the money, but they b...
Maroon Crotch
  06/27/25
$40,000k coke party 👃
Marauder
  07/18/25
Congrats! If I got a $40,000 windfall I would take about $...
Domesticated gaped pisswyrm double fault
  06/27/25
buy rocket lab
azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams
  06/27/25
Where can I find a rocket lab for sale?
Maroon Crotch
  06/27/25
On any public stock exchange my friend RKLB
azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams
  06/27/25
Not flame gonna put 20k on it just because. Ty.
Maroon Crotch
  06/27/25
It's a great co, the only plausible space X competitor right...
azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams
  06/27/25
hopefully i don't lose my 20 grand. ty brother.
Maroon Crotch
  06/27/25
You’re welcome brother
azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams
  07/16/25
Ty ty. I bought like 40K worth
Maroon Crotch
  07/16/25
I’m sitting on abt 10,000 shares. I started buying la...
..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,
  07/17/25
180. Cost basis?
portnoy's BJC
  07/17/25
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Startled pearly pervert
  07/16/25
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portnoy's BJC
  07/17/25
- buy a bunch of 3d printers - print dildos - ??? - profi...
Sapphire orchestra pit
  06/27/25
what do u 3d print?
Green slimy friendly grandma church building
  07/16/25
Yeet it all on short dated out of the money call options on ...
Dun Hot Temple
  06/27/25
what if i paid boner police to drink 30 gallons of my cum?
Maroon Crotch
  06/27/25
but where would he get the $40k?
Sable foreskin
  06/27/25
Ok but what should he do with the other $39,999.99
fishy know-it-all sanctuary really tough guy
  07/16/25
JEPI is offering 11 percent 30 day yield right now
gold giraffe lodge
  06/27/25
This is essentially TTs strategy implemented with less Tsing...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  07/17/25
can i borrow a thousand dollars?
Sable foreskin
  06/27/25
i had lunch with him on tuesday. i asked him how his situati...
Maroon Crotch
  06/27/25
180. when it comes to "lending" desperate friends ...
Sable foreskin
  06/27/25
Hookers and blow. Alternatively, bet it all on black.
cruel-hearted big brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
i did that for a while. did not go well.
Maroon Crotch
  06/30/25
long distance wraith
Marauder
  07/18/25
F150 RCSB coyote V8
Galvanic depressive queen of the night
  06/27/25
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  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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  07/18/25
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STEPHEN MILLER
  07/18/25
$GRAB
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  07/16/25
i bought the following on a lark based on recommendations i ...
Maroon Crotch
  07/16/25
RKLB is for jewish pedophiles
talented sepia gaming laptop prole
  07/16/25
that's why i bought it. i need all this shit to MOON so i ca...
Maroon Crotch
  07/16/25
Fag!
talented sepia gaming laptop prole
  07/16/25
do you even have any money to invest?
Sam Hyde Cum Laude
  07/17/25
Do you? You take a weird amount of pride in being ambiguo...
'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover
  07/17/25
$SAMO
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  07/16/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

I assumed my last firm would just keep the money, but they bought back my shares this week and deposited 40 grand into my bank account. xo, tell me where to put it. Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053379)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 4:56 AM
Author: Marauder

$40,000k coke party 👃

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49111134)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Domesticated gaped pisswyrm double fault

Congrats!

If I got a $40,000 windfall I would take about $25,000 of it and top off savings so VMFXX.

I’d put the other $15,000 into some necessary home repair and paying down my 6.5% mortgage. Should be enough to knock off a full year of payments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053385)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams

buy rocket lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053398)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

Where can I find a rocket lab for sale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams

On any public stock exchange my friend

RKLB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

Not flame gonna put 20k on it just because. Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams

It's a great co, the only plausible space X competitor right now. Just got added to the Russell 1000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053427)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

hopefully i don't lose my 20 grand. ty brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053484)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: azure anal bawdyhouse laser beams

You’re welcome brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105321)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

Ty ty. I bought like 40K worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105477)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: ..,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,,,.,..,,.,.,,,


I’m sitting on abt 10,000 shares. I started buying last summer after I watched the HBO documentary ona whim. Easily the most profitable 2 hours of my life .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49110624)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained))

180. Cost basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49110825)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Startled pearly pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49110629)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Sapphire orchestra pit

- buy a bunch of 3d printers

- print dildos

- ???

- profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053424)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Green slimy friendly grandma church building

what do u 3d print?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105513)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Dun Hot Temple

Yeet it all on short dated out of the money call options on oil stocks. Or go to Vegas and hit up a roulette table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

what if i paid boner police to drink 30 gallons of my cum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053485)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Sable foreskin

but where would he get the $40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053539)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: fishy know-it-all sanctuary really tough guy

Ok but what should he do with the other $39,999.99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: gold giraffe lodge

JEPI is offering 11 percent 30 day yield right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053532)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

This is essentially TTs strategy implemented with less Tsingtao?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49110842)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Sable foreskin

can i borrow a thousand dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053537)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

i had lunch with him on tuesday. i asked him how his situation was going and he said it was starting to course correct but his car broke down an that kinda fucked everything up.

i told him if he needs money just let me know and he said he didn't want to do that again but thanked me. he said he will pay me back soon. i told him not to worry about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053558)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sable foreskin

180. when it comes to "lending" desperate friends money it's best to just consider it a gift in your mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053586)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: cruel-hearted big brunch twinkling uncleanness

Hookers and blow. Alternatively, bet it all on black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053596)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Maroon Crotch

i did that for a while. did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49060865)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 4:56 AM
Author: Marauder
Subject: long distance wraith

(in it 4 tha long haul)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49111136)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Galvanic depressive queen of the night

F150 RCSB coyote V8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49053604)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: cracking senate skinny woman

Congratulations on completing the mozzarella stick challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105480)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Startled pearly pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Orchid beady-eyed factory reset button people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105692)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 7:37 AM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49111244)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49111276)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: cerebral citrine alpha

$GRAB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105491)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

i bought the following on a lark based on recommendations i got from xo:

TSLA (april 14)

HOOD (april 14)

RKLB (a couple weeks ago)

NVDA (last fall)

hopefully these don't shit the bed. my xo brothers are allowing me to leave the legal profession as planned in 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105501)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: talented sepia gaming laptop prole

RKLB is for jewish pedophiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105504)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Maroon Crotch

that's why i bought it. i need all this shit to MOON so i can leave my "boutique firm" partner job for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105512)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: talented sepia gaming laptop prole

Fag!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105541)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Sam Hyde Cum Laude

do you even have any money to invest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49110765)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: 'What Is It?' an essay by Crispin Hellion Glover

Do you?

You take a weird amount of pride in being ambiguously just “employed” despite acting like a mentally ill gook spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49110789)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lavender metal house karate

$SAMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743724&forum_id=2Elisa#49105626)