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https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2003079321590898870
Razzmatazz chapel mood
  12/22/25
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poppy impertinent sex offender reading party
  12/22/25
Mercifully, I don't qualify.
doobsian range deer antler
  12/22/25
You can just grow a beard
Razzmatazz chapel mood
  12/22/25
Me either
Adventurous State
  12/22/25
...
blathering garrison sandwich
  12/22/25
she'll have her pick in SF
Wild Business Firm Jap
  12/22/25
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Lime heady cruise ship messiness
  12/22/25
Dark Triad Light | Feminist Adjacent | Goes To Therapy
translucent spot
  12/22/25
What the fuck is dark triad light anyway
Adventurous State
  12/22/25
The complete opposite of you
translucent spot
  12/22/25
I assumed that means she has some manifestation of the dark ...
Lemon arrogant hominid
  12/22/25
wtf why would she even say that The Dark Triad (Narcissi...
Adventurous State
  12/22/25
Those are the desired traits in the hypothetical man that sh...
translucent spot
  12/22/25
astonishingly, this is almost certainly 100% correct without...
blathering garrison sandwich
  12/22/25
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translucent spot
  12/22/25
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Ultramarine Zippy Orchestra Pit
  12/22/25
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haunting odious persian
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Adventurous State
  12/22/25
Yea, I got upstaged on my parsing of birdbrains here, which ...
Lemon arrogant hominid
  12/22/25
| Can maybe raise a dog
canary boyish indirect expression trailer park
  12/22/25
To later be eaten*
Awkward boistinker den
  12/22/25
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Histrionic flickering gas station skinny woman
  12/22/25
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Razzle Hall
  12/22/25
lol cr, even with the first two, she's whittled the potentia...
Titillating pale national tattoo
  12/22/25
Why do so many women basically demand that dudes go to thera...
Adventurous State
  12/22/25
because they saw other women say the same thing
Exciting useless heaven karate
  12/22/25
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translucent spot
  12/22/25
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multi-colored pea-brained base lettuce
  12/22/25
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blathering garrison sandwich
  12/22/25
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aqua vivacious macaca
  12/22/25
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Wild Business Firm Jap
  12/22/25
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Cerebral international law enforcement agency theatre
  12/22/25
Missed you
Mauve beta juggernaut
  12/22/25
To be fair, Thanks bro I have temporarily returned becaus...
Cerebral international law enforcement agency theatre
  12/22/25
Love it, tbf any reason is good enough to have you back
Mauve beta juggernaut
  12/22/25
Weird how I came back at the same time!
thirsty glittery stage
  12/22/25
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dull anal meetinghouse
  12/22/25
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Histrionic flickering gas station skinny woman
  12/22/25
Women aren't like that. I know these things.
Aquamarine naked hell
  12/22/25
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Buck-toothed razzle-dazzle mediation
  12/22/25
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Vengeful roast beef
  12/25/25
(Guy who legit needs therapy)
medicated field dog poop
  12/22/25
youve come to the right place
Provocative indian lodge
  12/22/25
"maybe can raise a dog" *wants to eat said dog*
Sadistic Tanning Salon
  12/22/25
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Ultramarine Zippy Orchestra Pit
  12/22/25
https://x.com/MikeRotch180/status/2003113748131668239
Sadistic Tanning Salon
  12/22/25
That's nothing, FizzKidd doesn't get out of bed for anything...
multi-colored pea-brained base lettuce
  12/22/25
who also has muscles like pythons mating beneath dark velvet...
blathering garrison sandwich
  12/22/25
...
Ultramarine Zippy Orchestra Pit
  12/22/25
cock like a baby's arm holding an apple tp
Talented Office Weed Whacker
  12/23/25
FizzKidd isn't a highly successful CEO like this beauty
thirsty glittery stage
  12/22/25
I'm the CEO of my life
Talented Office Weed Whacker
  12/23/25
she's ok with baldmos, you're in luck xo!
laughsome judgmental cuck
  12/22/25
ive seen about 100 of these. it's ragebait. was kind of funn...
electric honey-headed home
  12/22/25
Does taking to a bartender count as therapy?
Chocolate excitant area
  12/22/25
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poppy impertinent sex offender reading party
  12/22/25
"Buys me thoughtful things" is a roundabout way of...
Geriatric slimy bawdyhouse yarmulke
  12/22/25
Are you oriental? $5 trinkets is good enough for her imo
Flushed parlour
  12/22/25
You might think that but I promise you that she doesn't come...
Geriatric slimy bawdyhouse yarmulke
  12/22/25
This is why everyone Lies and just says “personality&r...
Flushed parlour
  12/22/25
Honestly, she could just tweak it to 5'4 - 5'8 no bea...
Abnormal becky
  12/22/25
Oh Malk - You got dahk triad?
up-to-no-good vibrant set
  12/22/25
If I was single I would absolutely avoid women that use any ...
Aquamarine naked hell
  12/22/25
Is she wealthy?
Lascivious bronze son of senegal
  12/23/25
Anyone that speaks a human language can do recursion, so tha...
appetizing personal credit line
  12/23/25
Rate my ex-bf https://ibb.co/V0nPbVPM
Talented Office Weed Whacker
  12/23/25
Rated as 5’7” protestant
Chocolate excitant area
  12/25/25


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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chapel mood

https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/2003079321590898870

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530209)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: poppy impertinent sex offender reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530938)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: doobsian range deer antler

Mercifully, I don't qualify.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530332)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz chapel mood

You can just grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Adventurous State

Me either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530350)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: blathering garrison sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530465)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Wild Business Firm Jap

she'll have her pick in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530337)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Lime heady cruise ship messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532534)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: translucent spot

Dark Triad Light | Feminist Adjacent | Goes To Therapy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530343)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Adventurous State

What the fuck is dark triad light anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530354)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: translucent spot

The complete opposite of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530371)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Lemon arrogant hominid

I assumed that means she has some manifestation of the dark triad female personality traits. BPD narcissism phycopathy or whatever and wants her man to weather, manage, and even offset them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530401)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Adventurous State

wtf why would she even say that

The Dark Triad (Narcissism, Machiavellianism, Psychopathy) describes socially aversive traits, while the Light Triad (Kantianism, Humanism, Faith in Humanity) represents beneficent qualities, like valuing others as ends in themselves, seeing individual worth, and believing in people's goodness, respectively. They aren't perfect opposites but distinct, measurable personality profiles, with people often scoring in both, though the Light Triad correlates with more life satisfaction and empathy, contrasting with the Dark Triad's links to self-enhancement and manipulation.

The Dark Triad (Self-Enhancing)

Narcissism: Grandiosity, entitlement, self-importance.

Machiavellianism: Manipulative, strategic, exploitative.

Psychopathy: Impulsivity, callousness, lack of empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530422)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: translucent spot

Those are the desired traits in the hypothetical man that she wants to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530435)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: blathering garrison sandwich

astonishingly, this is almost certainly 100% correct without any flame or irony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: translucent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530578)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Zippy Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530587)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: haunting odious persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530593)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Adventurous State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Lemon arrogant hominid

Yea, I got upstaged on my parsing of birdbrains here, which is usually one of my specialties. GG. I will endeavor to do better brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531780)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: canary boyish indirect expression trailer park

| Can maybe raise a dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530455)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Awkward boistinker den

To later be eaten*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Histrionic flickering gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531351)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Razzle Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Titillating pale national tattoo

lol cr, even with the first two, she's whittled the potential universe down to 0.01%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531024)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Adventurous State

Why do so many women basically demand that dudes go to therapy? I’ve seen this many times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530358)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Exciting useless heaven karate

because they saw other women say the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530383)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: translucent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530394)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: multi-colored pea-brained base lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530412)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: blathering garrison sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530470)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: aqua vivacious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530609)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Wild Business Firm Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530630)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cerebral international law enforcement agency theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531321)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Mauve beta juggernaut

Missed you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Cerebral international law enforcement agency theatre

To be fair,

Thanks bro I have temporarily returned because I set a reminder on my Outlook calendar to warm up all of my alts in time to shamelessly cheat in MPM again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531414)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mauve beta juggernaut

Love it, tbf any reason is good enough to have you back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531489)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: thirsty glittery stage

Weird how I came back at the same time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532498)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: dull anal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531328)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Histrionic flickering gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531352)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine naked hell

Women aren't like that. I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532140)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed razzle-dazzle mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vengeful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49539591)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: medicated field dog poop

(Guy who legit needs therapy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530415)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Provocative indian lodge

youve come to the right place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530666)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Sadistic Tanning Salon

"maybe can raise a dog"

*wants to eat said dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530395)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Zippy Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Tanning Salon

https://x.com/MikeRotch180/status/2003113748131668239

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531091)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: multi-colored pea-brained base lettuce

That's nothing, FizzKidd doesn't get out of bed for anything less than a +3 sigma IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: blathering garrison sandwich

who also has muscles like pythons mating beneath dark velvet, a cock like a baby's arm holding an apple, the cutest little dimples, and regularly visits his mother but not TOO often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530476)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Zippy Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530589)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Talented Office Weed Whacker

cock like a baby's arm holding an apple tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: thirsty glittery stage

FizzKidd isn't a highly successful CEO like this beauty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530637)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Talented Office Weed Whacker

I'm the CEO of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533290)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: laughsome judgmental cuck

she's ok with baldmos, you're in luck xo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530576)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: electric honey-headed home

ive seen about 100 of these. it's ragebait. was kind of funny the first time but is very gay and retarded now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530635)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Chocolate excitant area

Does taking to a bartender count as therapy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530665)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: poppy impertinent sex offender reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Geriatric slimy bawdyhouse yarmulke

"Buys me thoughtful things" is a roundabout way of saying wealthy. She doesn't mean a "thoughtful" $5 trinket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49530939)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Flushed parlour

Are you oriental? $5 trinkets is good enough for her imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531027)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Geriatric slimy bawdyhouse yarmulke

You might think that but I promise you that she doesn't come on bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531383)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Flushed parlour

This is why everyone Lies and just says “personality” and to do otherwise is autism imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531028)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Abnormal becky

Honestly, she could just tweak it to

5'4 - 5'8

no beard

--and she'd probably get all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531062)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good vibrant set

Oh Malk - You got dahk triad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49531510)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine naked hell

If I was single I would absolutely avoid women that use any social media. Most young women don't use any social media and that's where all the normal ones are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49532155)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Lascivious bronze son of senegal

Is she wealthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533260)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: appetizing personal credit line

Anyone that speaks a human language can do recursion, so that only really excludes children raised by wolves and other wild animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533302)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Talented Office Weed Whacker

Rate my ex-bf

https://ibb.co/V0nPbVPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49533310)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Chocolate excitant area

Rated as 5’7” protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813026&forum_id=2Elisa#49539583)