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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
irradiated national security agency
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
odious site candlestick maker
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Sable Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap
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Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook
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Supple Haunting Cuckoldry Box Office
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Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook
  10/07/20
Poasting
onyx galvanic antidepressant drug
  08/11/16
"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
Adventurous amber wagecucks market
  07/06/14
gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
light area party of the first part
  07/06/14
180
sepia fragrant jap mood
  07/07/14
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Concupiscible blue factory reset button
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Supple Haunting Cuckoldry Box Office
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orchid office french chef
  11/26/17
- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
Vigorous Garrison Striped Hyena
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
light area party of the first part
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Sable Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap
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flatulent boiling water
  11/25/14
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Cowardly wonderful resort
  12/02/14
rofl
angry parlor filthpig
  12/02/14
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plum property
  09/21/20
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Mint center milk
  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
transparent set deer antler
  07/06/14
what?
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
transparent set deer antler
  07/06/14
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Vengeful diverse school cafeteria
  07/06/14
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angry parlor filthpig
  12/02/14
...oh.
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
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hairraiser tanning salon sneaky criminal
  07/06/14
hahaha
spectacular hall
  08/27/14
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sapphire theater
  12/21/14
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Chartreuse Cuck Library
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elite multi-billionaire
  11/14/17
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cobalt range
  05/13/20
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Marvelous crimson indian lodge boltzmann
  07/09/20
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Marvelous crimson indian lodge boltzmann
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Marvelous crimson indian lodge boltzmann
  12/28/23
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orchid office french chef
  06/01/24
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vermilion rebellious plaza main people
  10/05/24
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Marvelous crimson indian lodge boltzmann
  11/08/24
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Sinister Famous Landscape Painting Sanctuary
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
useless trip hell
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
Sable Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/02/14
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massive immigrant
  07/06/14
180
light area party of the first part
  07/06/14
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Razzmatazz Ocher Lay
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
Lilac Lodge
  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
wild shaky hissy fit
  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
Misunderstood Translucent Abode
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
transparent set deer antler
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
charcoal business firm
  07/07/14
LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
pink school
  07/07/14
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at-the-ready stead
  11/10/14
lol
carmine aromatic macaca
  11/25/17
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passionate pisswyrm black woman
  08/24/24
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orchid office french chef
  11/26/17
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flirting love of her life
  07/07/14
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Rose Brunch
  07/07/14
ty
exciting ticket booth
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
magenta forum mediation
  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
Cracking lavender theater stage indirect expression
  07/07/14
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at-the-ready stead
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
Motley university
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
demanding church idiot
  07/07/14
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Brindle unholy cruise ship
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misanthropic faggot firefighter
  07/07/14
180
Soul-stirring purple pistol locus
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hairraiser tanning salon sneaky criminal
  08/15/14
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Nighttime house chad
  08/17/14
oh god oh -
hairraiser tanning salon sneaky criminal
  08/17/14
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idiotic pontificating dog poop
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
Soul-stirring purple pistol locus
  08/27/14
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demanding church idiot
  08/27/14
I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
demanding church idiot
  08/27/14
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massive immigrant
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Swashbuckling bearded hairy legs
  08/27/14
180
Judgmental casino new version
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exciting ticket booth
  08/28/14
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massive immigrant
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
twinkling parlour potus
  11/06/14
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tantric pungent scourge upon the earth generalized bond
  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
khaki halford
  11/10/14
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Swashbuckling bearded hairy legs
  11/10/14
Hiroshima
comical coral bawdyhouse athletic conference
  11/10/14
JFC
Appetizing flushed haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  11/12/14
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zombie-like chapel regret
  11/25/14
lol 180
Cowardly wonderful resort
  12/02/14
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Multi-colored meetinghouse round eye
  12/21/14
180
unhinged hyperactive piazza
  12/23/14
employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
metal theatre son of senegal
  12/26/14
tyft
Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook
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massive immigrant
  01/03/15
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Boyish gold stain
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metal theatre son of senegal
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Boyish gold stain
  02/06/15
180
up-to-no-good pit headpube
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White Razzle Locale Blood Rage
  02/08/15
Can't believe I missed this. 180.
beady-eyed gay point depressive
  02/08/15
Jolly shit
irradiated national security agency
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massive immigrant
  02/16/15
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up-to-no-good pit headpube
  02/25/15
cr
demanding church idiot
  02/25/15
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180 puce church building toaster
  03/22/15
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cerebral soggy field masturbator
  04/29/15
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180 puce church building toaster
  05/23/15
Still the best thing on the Internet
cerebral soggy field masturbator
  05/29/15
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cerebral soggy field masturbator
  05/24/16
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Underhanded electric space
  11/20/20
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angry parlor filthpig
  05/29/15
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wild shaky hissy fit
  05/29/15
stop
Underhanded electric space
  05/31/15
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arrogant peach trust fund
  07/15/15
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exciting ticket booth
  07/30/15
I am dying here.
carnelian beta crackhouse
  07/30/15
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vibrant police squad half-breed
  08/15/15
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Chartreuse Cuck Library
  08/16/15
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Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook
  08/16/15
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Stirring station incel
  11/03/15
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elite multi-billionaire
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
Cowardly wonderful resort
  11/07/15
...
excitant step-uncle's house legend
  11/07/15
Still devastating
Appetizing flushed haunted graveyard orchestra pit
  01/21/16
180 bump
sapphire theater
  01/21/16
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Bateful lemon ape
  01/26/16
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insanely creepy awkward electric furnace
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Motley university
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
Concupiscible blue factory reset button
  02/03/16
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Stirring station incel
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
stimulating mauve selfie
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
Motley university
  04/24/21
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Curious kitchen
  08/11/16
Det
Nofapping institution
  01/05/17
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impertinent principal's office
  01/05/17
Devastating!
Exhilarant jet corner idea he suggested
  02/19/17
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hairless native
  02/19/17
this is probably the best poast I've ever read
Nofapping institution
  02/19/17
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Floppy roast beef
  02/23/17
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Know-it-all Coffee Pot
  04/28/17
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cobalt range
  06/22/20
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Underhanded electric space
  11/20/20
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cobalt range
  04/24/21
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orchid office french chef
  03/16/24
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orchid office french chef
  06/01/24
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orchid office french chef
  06/16/24
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Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook
  02/19/17
lulzy.
Crystalline histrionic public bath mexican
  02/23/17
That young man had a future before this poast
Medicated gay wizard alpha
  02/23/17
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saffron place of business
  02/23/17
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Lascivious hyperventilating hospital
  04/15/17
Never forget
deranged rusted boistinker heaven
  06/30/17
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Big national
  09/11/17
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laughsome swollen stag film brethren
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
carmine aromatic macaca
  11/25/17
180
Alcoholic Home Roommate
  11/25/17
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deranged rusted boistinker heaven
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Contagious rehab jew
  11/25/17
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deranged rusted boistinker heaven
  12/03/17
https://iconicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/images_mani...
Glittery death wish
  12/03/17
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cerebral soggy field masturbator
  01/15/18
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Curious kitchen
  01/18/18
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Motley university
  01/19/18
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mind-boggling mother
  01/20/18
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Underhanded electric space
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Underhanded electric space
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demanding church idiot
  08/13/18
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buff affirmative action
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heady fiercely-loyal stage sandwich
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Mahogany racy dopamine
  08/13/18
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zombie-like chapel regret
  10/04/18
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aquamarine cuckold
  10/04/18
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charismatic goyim temple
  05/07/19
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vibrant police squad half-breed
  05/31/19
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Aphrodisiac flesh dragon
  05/01/20
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sooty location
  05/01/20
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Henna sweet tailpipe
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provocative ladyboy
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Dark thriller nursing home knife
  05/01/20
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house-broken painfully honest state
  06/14/20
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Motley university
  09/21/20
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Dark thriller nursing home knife
  09/21/20
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Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook
  10/07/20
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harsh ultramarine digit ratio address
  10/07/20
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orchid office french chef
  11/12/20
omg
Glassy base
  11/12/20
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zombie-like chapel regret
  04/11/21
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elite multi-billionaire
  04/24/21
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laughsome swollen stag film brethren
  05/05/21
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Red Razzle-dazzle Menage Queen Of The Night
  05/05/21
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Motley university
  05/18/21
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passionate pisswyrm black woman
  05/18/21
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/DN1VLcdO101o3n...
Motley university
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
Blathering mildly autistic internal respiration
  12/25/21
ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
Motley university
  05/07/22
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vermilion rebellious plaza main people
  11/04/21
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Marvelous crimson indian lodge boltzmann
  11/04/21
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laughsome swollen stag film brethren
  12/24/21
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vivacious autistic senate
  12/24/21
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Dashing tank shrine
  12/25/21
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zombie-like chapel regret
  01/02/22
i think about this often
bat-shit-crazy chest-beating codepig liquid oxygen
  03/15/22
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orchid office french chef
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
orchid office french chef
  03/21/23
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orchid office french chef
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Red Razzle-dazzle Menage Queen Of The Night
  03/21/23
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Pearly embarrassed to the bone gas station becky
  03/15/22
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Underhanded electric space
  01/08/23
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orchid office french chef
  03/21/23
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Primrose den voyeur
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Aphrodisiac flesh dragon
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Bipolar dilemma
  09/27/23
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dead whorehouse
  12/22/23
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cerebral soggy field masturbator
  06/01/24
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Bipolar dilemma
  06/01/24
GOAT
Cowardly wonderful resort
  06/01/24
MODS!
federal slimy wrinkle spot
  06/01/24
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orchid office french chef
  06/01/24
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orchid office french chef
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tan nibblets
  09/10/24
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Primrose den voyeur
  09/12/24
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Umber Double Fault
  09/12/24
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orchid office french chef
  10/05/24
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Marvelous crimson indian lodge boltzmann
  11/15/24
I really like it here
passionate pisswyrm black woman
  11/15/24
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Primrose den voyeur
  03/21/26
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zombie-like chapel regret
  05/02/26
Poast of the Millenium still
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/29/26
I wail before the wall
grizzly international law enforcement agency
  11/20/20
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Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
  07/06/14
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Nighttime house chad
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
juggernaut
  11/10/14
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Motley university
  06/22/20
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ceo
  02/06/15
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orchid office french chef
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
useless trip hell
  07/06/14
explain please
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
useless trip hell
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
useless trip hell
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
transparent set deer antler
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
offensive trump supporter
  07/06/14
You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
maroon disgusting kitty cat
  07/06/14
...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
hot doctorate
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
Greedy insane
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
talking dysfunction
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
Walnut Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
outnumbered coldplay fan tattoo
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
Walnut Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
high-end
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
...
Curious kitchen
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
Arousing Trailer Park
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
Walnut Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
rambunctious quadroon
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
useless trip hell
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
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Sinister Famous Landscape Painting Sanctuary
  07/06/14
...
Adventurous amber wagecucks market
  07/06/14
lol
transparent set deer antler
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
rambunctious quadroon
  07/06/14
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flirting love of her life
  07/07/14
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Orange twinkling uncleanness
  01/05/17
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orchid office french chef
  11/12/20
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Rose Brunch
  11/20/20
(dwight schrute)
Snowy old irish cottage
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
lake self-centered background story rigpig
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
Walnut Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
bonkers reading party
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
lake self-centered background story rigpig
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
outnumbered coldplay fan tattoo
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
zippy
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
zippy
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
zippy
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
Mentally Impaired Cumskin
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
zippy
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
Mentally Impaired Cumskin
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
zippy
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
Mentally Impaired Cumskin
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
Smoky frozen skinny woman
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
Smoky frozen skinny woman
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
Bistre giraffe
  07/06/14
...
Sinister Famous Landscape Painting Sanctuary
  07/06/14
180
Obsidian irate
  07/06/14
180
Greedy insane
  07/06/14
(1)80
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
ty
Nighttime house chad
  07/06/14
19-
flirting love of her life
  07/07/14
...
Twisted
  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
Vigorous Garrison Striped Hyena
  07/07/14
...
demanding church idiot
  07/07/14
180 i should do this
sepia fragrant jap mood
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
angry parlor filthpig
  12/02/14
Clever
comical coral bawdyhouse athletic conference
  11/10/14
Lol
Cowardly wonderful resort
  11/07/15
...
Mahogany racy dopamine
  08/13/18
Auto ding
brilliant pocket flask
  07/06/14
how so
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
Arousing Trailer Park
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
comical coral bawdyhouse athletic conference
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
Violet Hominid
  07/07/14
...
Soul-stirring purple pistol locus
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
buck-toothed gaming laptop goal in life
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
green godawful
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
Motley university
  05/07/22
...
Soul-stirring purple pistol locus
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
Cyan degenerate
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
Indecent
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
Greedy insane
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
Tripping balding
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
Nighttime house chad
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
Cyan degenerate
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
sickened pervert
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
Copper shitlib
  02/08/15
“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
carmine aromatic macaca
  12/03/17
Same
kink-friendly poppy hunting ground
  03/21/23
...
yapping claret
  02/08/15
Is it webcam ass gaping?
irradiated national security agency
  02/08/15
...
vibrant police squad half-breed
  04/08/15
I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
burgundy messiness
  08/16/15
...
vibrant police squad half-breed
  01/05/17
Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
Rose Brunch
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
turquoise associate
  01/05/17
it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HA...
lime puppy
  01/05/17
I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I ca...
feces
  02/19/17
put something that completely does not match what you look l...
ebony marketing idea
  11/25/17
NOWAG
carmine aromatic macaca
  11/25/17
lol
carmine aromatic macaca
  12/03/17
...
Violent ratface
  02/03/19
...
Underhanded electric space
  05/07/19
I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "inte...
ruddy
  09/21/20
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Indigo bossy
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882147)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: irradiated national security agency

Just write "Hookers"

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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: odious site candlestick maker

Laughed out loud just now

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Date: November 3rd, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:06 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:38 PM
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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:14 AM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Adventurous amber wagecucks market

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: light area party of the first part

gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a subtle way of getting the INFBump from musclenut employers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882329)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
Author: sepia fragrant jap mood

180

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible blue factory reset button



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Date: January 5th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Supple Haunting Cuckoldry Box Office



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Date: November 26th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: orchid office french chef



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Garrison Striped Hyena

- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private loans

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: light area party of the first part

lol, tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882332)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: flatulent boiling water



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Cowardly wonderful resort



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: angry parlor filthpig

rofl

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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:29 AM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: transparent set deer antler

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882157)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

what?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: transparent set deer antler

What do you mean what?

You, a young millenial male, sit at home with with no job and crusty socks, denied by 5s on okc, with 100k in educational debt, and you're fashioning an 'interests' section on a resume to ensure potential corporate employers you are as bland, obedient and politically correct as they come, so some affirmative action hire in HR can forward your resume and you can begin the bean counting you will call your career in the downwardly mobile society of a decaying country.

What do you think frontiersman, explorer and surveyor of unknown lands Meriwhether Lewis would think about the interests section on your resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882281)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Vengeful diverse school cafeteria



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: angry parlor filthpig



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

...oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882308)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon sneaky criminal



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: spectacular hall

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Date: December 21st, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: sapphire theater



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Date: August 15th, 2015 9:21 PM
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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
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Date: December 28th, 2023 1:13 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2024 11:14 AM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Sinister Famous Landscape Painting Sanctuary



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: useless trip hell

JFC nice long play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882338)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Sable Titillating Mad-dog Skullcap

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26845247)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: massive immigrant



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: light area party of the first part

180

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ocher Lay



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Lilac Lodge

thanks obama!

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: wild shaky hissy fit

OP may want to consider going pumo

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood Translucent Abode

Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882618)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: transparent set deer antler

twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882629)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: charcoal business firm

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883343)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: pink school

LITERALLY the original Portland hipster:

http://victoriaheilshorn.com/sitebuilder/images/Meriwether_Lewis-367x461.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887976)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready stead



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: carmine aromatic macaca

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Author: passionate pisswyrm black woman



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Date: November 26th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: orchid office french chef



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: flirting love of her life



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Date: July 7th, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: Rose Brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: exciting ticket booth

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Date: July 7th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: magenta forum mediation

read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breaking bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883801)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Cracking lavender theater stage indirect expression

I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way too

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Date: November 10th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready stead



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Motley university

this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talking about applying to business school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407469)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: demanding church idiot

Holy fuck.

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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Brindle unholy cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: misanthropic faggot firefighter



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring purple pistol locus

180

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Date: August 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon sneaky criminal



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Date: August 17th, 2014 1:02 AM
Author: Nighttime house chad



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Date: August 17th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon sneaky criminal

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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:40 AM
Author: idiotic pontificating dog poop



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring purple pistol locus

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Date: August 27th, 2014 7:29 AM
Author: demanding church idiot



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: demanding church idiot

I still just am left mouth agape by this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26220516)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: massive immigrant



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Author: Swashbuckling bearded hairy legs



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Date: August 27th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Judgmental casino new version

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Date: August 28th, 2014 1:18 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: twinkling parlour potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26665076)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: tantric pungent scourge upon the earth generalized bond



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: khaki halford

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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bearded hairy legs



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: comical coral bawdyhouse athletic conference

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Appetizing flushed haunted graveyard orchestra pit

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Date: November 25th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel regret



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Cowardly wonderful resort

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Date: December 21st, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored meetinghouse round eye



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: unhinged hyperactive piazza

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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: metal theatre son of senegal

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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Coiffed talented stage travel guidebook

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed gay point depressive

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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: irradiated national security agency

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Date: February 25th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: demanding church idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343511)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: passionate pisswyrm black woman

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48343615)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Primrose den voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49760149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49860632)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis

Poast of the Millenium still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#50031714)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author:  grizzly international law enforcement agency

I wail before the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407456)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882158)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: 

Just say:

Race realism

Neoreaction

Men's Rights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Nighttime house chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882194)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author:  juggernaut

outrageously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Motley university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40470494)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author:  ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262857)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: orchid office french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470792)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: useless trip hell

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: useless trip hell

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: useless trip hell

"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and baking pastries!!! Let's get him in here!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: transparent set deer antler

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: offensive trump supporter

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: maroon disgusting kitty cat

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: hot doctorate

Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Greedy insane

Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: talking dysfunction

And TRUMPholing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Walnut Mad Cow Disease

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: outnumbered coldplay fan tattoo

Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the interests are fake-ish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: Walnut Mad Cow Disease

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: high-end

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Curious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Walnut Mad Cow Disease

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author:  rambunctious quadroon

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: useless trip hell

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Sinister Famous Landscape Painting Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous amber wagecucks market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: transparent set deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author:  rambunctious quadroon

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: flirting love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Orange twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: orchid office french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Rose Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Snowy old irish cottage

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: lake self-centered background story rigpig

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Walnut Mad Cow Disease

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author:  bonkers reading party

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: lake self-centered background story rigpig

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: outnumbered coldplay fan tattoo

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: zippy

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: zippy

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: zippy

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cumskin

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: zippy

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cumskin

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: zippy

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cumskin

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Smoky frozen skinny woman

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Smoky frozen skinny woman

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Bistre giraffe

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Sinister Famous Landscape Painting Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Obsidian irate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Greedy insane

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Nighttime house chad

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: flirting love of her life

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Twisted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Garrison Striped Hyena

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: demanding church idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: sepia fragrant jap mood

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: angry parlor filthpig

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: comical coral bawdyhouse athletic conference

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Cowardly wonderful resort

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Mahogany racy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: brilliant pocket flask

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Arousing Trailer Park

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: comical coral bawdyhouse athletic conference

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Violet Hominid

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring purple pistol locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author:  buck-toothed gaming laptop goal in life

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: green godawful

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Motley university

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring purple pistol locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Cyan degenerate

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Indecent

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Greedy insane

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Tripping balding

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Nighttime house chad

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Cyan degenerate

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: sickened pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Copper shitlib

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: carmine aromatic macaca

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly poppy hunting ground

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: yapping claret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: irradiated national security agency

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: vibrant police squad half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: burgundy messiness

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: vibrant police squad half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Rose Brunch

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author:  turquoise associate

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author:  lime puppy

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author:  feces

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: ebony marketing idea

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: carmine aromatic macaca

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: carmine aromatic macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: Violent ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Underhanded electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: ruddy

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Indigo bossy
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500292)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: federal slimy wrinkle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47709989)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: doobsian karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Infuriating Ruby

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: sick legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly poppy hunting ground

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author: aggressive rough-skinned rigor

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted people who are hurt

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Ivory

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47500308)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: jet-lagged gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#47873246)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: Brass Fanboi Volcanic Crater

https://suno.com/song/78606ed5-51c1-407a-bc60-8fe2ed0b567b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070048)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: naked

Easily the gayest part of any resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48070051)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Primrose den voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#48081997)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49422143)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Indigo bossy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#49760153)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Richard Ames

There was some thread on XO a couple of years back titled "It says on your resume that your interests include "debunking the holohoax" can you..."

Or something to that effect. I laugh regularly thinking of the phrase "debunking the holohoax" and the idea of it being on an interests section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2Elisa#50031717)