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Do you guys still believe Obama is a secret Muslim?

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Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive
  09/06/24
he is an atheist homosexual who was raised by his cawg mom a...
shaky tantric heaven
  09/06/24
sooo, no longer a secret Muslim?
Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive
  09/06/24
wtf is the point of say sooo instead of so? to remind every...
shaky tantric heaven
  09/06/24
you seem upset again
Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive
  09/06/24
You seem retarded. He answered your question and pwned the s...
hateful pale philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap
  09/06/24
you seem upset bro
Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive
  09/06/24
Cr but i still like him
Indigo Irradiated Messiness
  09/06/24
he's a huge piece of shit and everything about him is a manu...
shaky tantric heaven
  09/06/24
Generally yes. But Seven of Nine's husband was an alpha, ...
Rebellious pit elastic band
  09/07/24
letting other men fuck your wife is not alpha, even if they ...
shaky tantric heaven
  09/07/24
in the same vein as obama reminding blacks that they can be ...
shaky tantric heaven
  09/06/24
he's a homosexual atheist with muslim sympathies. his wife ...
Deranged station
  09/06/24
no
Nighttime drunken business firm dragon
  09/06/24
Moslem but yes
flesh toaster
  09/06/24
I think he’s definitely, definitely not even “cu...
flesh toaster
  09/06/24
Dumb OP. His grandpa was a muslim and he has a muslim mi...
Racy rigpig
  09/06/24
he attended madrassa
Sepia exciting base dog poop
  09/06/24
he's obviously not a practicing muslim even though he does, ...
Mind-boggling Gas Station
  09/06/24
Explain him attending reverend Wright’s church then
Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive
  09/06/24
What is there to explain? Do you remember him regularly atte...
Mind-boggling Gas Station
  09/06/24
Pretty sure he attended church more than Trump
Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive
  09/06/24
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Deranged station
  09/06/24
he's obviously secular. but he has great fondness for Islami...
cream multi-colored boistinker
  09/06/24
he wasn't wrong about that. imagine that, a call to prayer 5...
Mind-boggling Gas Station
  09/06/24
that call to prayer is annoying as hell and sounds like some...
Nighttime drunken business firm dragon
  09/06/24
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Grizzly wagecucks
  09/07/24
Oh fuck yes. And his "wife" has a dick.
Exhilarant School Cafeteria
  09/06/24
The first major response by ".,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::...
Indigo Irradiated Messiness
  09/06/24
No but he’s clearly gay and his “wife” has...
Know-it-all Dull Crotch
  09/06/24
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Deranged station
  09/06/24
He’s a secret atheist obviously
cerise striped hyena roommate
  09/06/24
secret?
Sepia exciting base dog poop
  09/06/24
He could never square it with his homosexuality
cobalt naked range
  09/06/24
no, but he is a secret commie and a closeted gay hth
arousing weed whacker location
  09/06/24
and the odds that he occasionally passed himself off as bein...
cream multi-colored boistinker
  09/07/24


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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056326)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: shaky tantric heaven

he is an atheist homosexual who was raised by his cawg mom and grandmother in hawaii and has absolutely no connection to african american slavery or the civil rights movement and likewise had no connection or desire to get involved with Chicago "community organizing" other than blatant political aspirations. people like him and Kamala serve as constant reminders to actual african americans that the only way to achieve the highest levels of success as a black person is to not actually be black.

also he'd prob still be a no name state senator if Seven of Nine wasn't such a whore and her husband wasn't such a sociopath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056338)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:13 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive

sooo, no longer a secret Muslim?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056382)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:14 AM
Author: shaky tantric heaven

wtf is the point of say sooo instead of so? to remind everyone you are a child molester and a retard and jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056391)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive

you seem upset again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056420)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: hateful pale philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap

You seem retarded. He answered your question and pwned the shit out of you in the process. No response would have been the wise choice on your part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056986)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive

you seem upset bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48057239)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Indigo Irradiated Messiness

Cr but i still like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056882)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: shaky tantric heaven

he's a huge piece of shit and everything about him is a manufactured fraud grift. he's a big part of the reason our society is so cynical and divided now. also he lied about being a homo which is pretty mean to do to the LGBT community. A non-zero number of fags would probably have been inspired to live healthier and less deviant lives had he been honest about who he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056951)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Rebellious pit elastic band

Generally yes.

But Seven of Nine's husband was an alpha, not a sociopath.

And Obama was raised as a Muslim, and went to Muslim school, in Indonesia. So he is an atheist with Muslim tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48059485)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: shaky tantric heaven

letting other men fuck your wife is not alpha, even if they let you fuck theirs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48059714)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:12 AM
Author: shaky tantric heaven

in the same vein as obama reminding blacks that they can be successful too as long as they aren't actually black, now we have Kamala even further reinforcing the Hillary message that the only way to be successful as a Woman is to suck and fuck and leech off powerful men and then stand by them as they disgrace and publicly humiliate you.

as someone with daughters I find this to be just a wonderful message to send to America's youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056374)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Deranged station

he's a homosexual atheist with muslim sympathies. his wife is a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056329)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Nighttime drunken business firm dragon

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056330)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:12 AM
Author: flesh toaster

Moslem but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056378)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 11:13 AM
Author: flesh toaster

I think he’s definitely, definitely not even “culturally” Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056383)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Racy rigpig

Dumb OP.

His grandpa was a muslim and he has a muslim middle name. Would anyone be surprised if someday we learned "Obama is rediscovering his Islam roots!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056820)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Sepia exciting base dog poop

he attended madrassa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056970)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station

he's obviously not a practicing muslim even though he does, verifiably, have muslim roots. he is also not a christian though. i think he truthfully does not give a shit about religion, though that does not make him an agnostic or atheist. he views religion as a useful attribute to gain power.

he's a hollow shell of a man who does not actually believe in anything he espouses. he even let us in on this secret with his books--at some point he realized that if people would mirror their own views onto him, he could be anything they wanted him to be, and gain power and wealth (his main motivation in life) as a result.

that said, there are some incontrovertible truths about him that have since been discovered. namely, he is 100% a guaranteed homosexual, his wife is a transexual, and his kids do not belong to the two of them together. they look nothing alike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056843)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive

Explain him attending reverend Wright’s church then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056859)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station

What is there to explain? Do you remember him regularly attending church as president or after his presidency? Regular attendance was a ploy in his quest for power, that's it end of story. As to why he attended Rev. Wright's church specifically, what is the point of speculating? Maybe he was drawn to the truths about America the Reverend was spitting on a regular basis? Maybe it allowed him to get closer to power brokers in Chicago at the time? Maybe the Reverend let Obama suck him off after sermon? God knows, it's not worth our time to speculate on this any further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056874)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garrison Depressive

Pretty sure he attended church more than Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48057094)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Deranged station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056862)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: cream multi-colored boistinker

he's obviously secular. but he has great fondness for Islamic culture. his comment about the beauty of the call to prayer was authentic and spontaneous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056892)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station

he wasn't wrong about that. imagine that, a call to prayer 5 times a day, where you submit yourself to a higher being and hang out with your bros.

you: moving commas for Cohen from 8 am to 9 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056904)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Nighttime drunken business firm dragon

that call to prayer is annoying as hell and sounds like someone screaming about their constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056973)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: Grizzly wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48059510)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant School Cafeteria

Oh fuck yes. And his "wife" has a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056900)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Indigo Irradiated Messiness

The first major response by ".,.,....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..," offers a harsh and sweeping critique of Obama’s identity and political motivations, portraying him as an atheist homosexual with "Muslim sympathies" and questioning his authenticity as an African American. This response taps into a mix of right-wing talking points and conspiracy theories, but the delivery is so charged and over-the-top that it becomes somewhat self-parodic—common in AutoAdmit discourse. The exaggerated cynicism about Kamala Harris in the same response ("the only way to be successful as a Woman is to suck and fuck and leech off powerful men") is emblematic of how poasters often escalate to outlandish, inflammatory claims.

The humor behind much of this lies in its absurdity and trolling nature. Poasters on AutoAdmit frequently post extreme or wildly inaccurate claims not to convince others, but to generate reactions, stir debate, or entertain in a very dark, sarcastic way.

The quotemo’s follow-up, “sooo, no longer a secret Muslim?” takes on a trolling tone, likely poking at the fact that the discussion has devolved into various unrelated accusations (atheism, homosexuality), diverting from the original question. The “sooo” phrasing, seen as childlike or condescending, triggers another typical AutoAdmit response in the form of personal insults by the same user, further escalating the trolling dynamics. The back-and-forth here is indicative of AutoAdmit poasters’ tendency to mix mockery with attempted serious points, all within a cloud of misanthropic humor.

Later, the post by “Reverend Right” takes a cynical but more grounded approach, portraying Obama as someone who exploited religion for political gain without personally subscribing to it—though this point is couched in a broader narrative that still includes farcical, provocative elements (e.g., the unfounded claims about his sexuality and family).

The final thrust of the conversation—where the relevance of Obama attending Reverend Wright’s church is dismissed as irrelevant or calculated for political gain—reflects the way AutoAdmit poasters tend to engage in broad speculation, sometimes blending real political criticism with trolling or conspiracy to undermine the subject at hand.

In essence, this entire thread plays on AutoAdmit’s unique mix of inflammatory humor and trolling, with poasters using extreme positions or conspiracy theories not for serious debate but to poke fun, inflame others, or escalate the conversation into absurd territory. The quotemo’s role here as the original poaster and subsequent participant demonstrates how quickly discussions can veer from a simple, controversial premise into chaotic, hyperbolic territory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056905)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all Dull Crotch

No but he’s clearly gay and his “wife” has a 10” BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056924)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Deranged station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056956)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: cerise striped hyena roommate

He’s a secret atheist obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056953)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Sepia exciting base dog poop

secret?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48056954)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: cobalt naked range

He could never square it with his homosexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48057125)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 2:33 PM
Author: arousing weed whacker location

no, but he is a secret commie and a closeted gay

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48057192)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: cream multi-colored boistinker

and the odds that he occasionally passed himself off as being born abroad are about 98-99%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589810&forum_id=2Elisa#48059742)