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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| Contagious Love Of Her Life | 04/21/16 |
| Drunken painfully honest whorehouse | 04/21/16 |
| Aggressive ratface | 04/21/16 |
| Onyx faggotry resort | 04/21/16 |
| Drunken painfully honest whorehouse | 04/21/16 |
| violent masturbator locus | 04/21/16 |
| Deep tattoo | 04/21/16 |
| Canary heady nibblets cruise ship | 04/21/16 |
| Seedy twinkling place of business | 04/21/16 |
| Tantric Address Nowag | 04/21/16 |
| Floppy spot sex offender | 04/21/16 |
| dun charismatic volcanic crater | 04/21/16 |
| razzle orange pozpig dingle berry | 04/21/16 |
| razzle orange pozpig dingle berry | 04/21/16 |
| Maize gunner | 04/21/16 |
| Juan Eighty | 04/03/25 |
| Before the Dawn Heals Us | 04/03/25 |
| boyish associate filthpig | 04/21/16 |
| concupiscible ladyboy hall | 04/21/16 |
| razzle orange pozpig dingle berry | 04/21/16 |
| concupiscible ladyboy hall | 04/21/16 |
| Contagious Love Of Her Life | 04/22/16 |
| dead crotch | 04/21/16 |
| concupiscible ladyboy hall | 04/21/16 |
| Lascivious azn giraffe | 04/21/16 |
| buff swashbuckling psychic | 04/21/16 |
| spectacular field | 04/21/16 |
| Supple crackhouse double fault | 04/21/16 |
| Aphrodisiac pocket flask | 04/21/16 |
| Contagious Love Of Her Life | 04/21/16 |
| deranged walnut library private investor | 04/21/16 |
| sticky pit gaming laptop | 04/21/16 |
| Costumed adventurous base community account | 04/21/16 |
| house-broken party of the first part chapel | 04/21/16 |
| Contagious Love Of Her Life | 04/21/16 |
| spectacular field | 04/22/16 |
| The Mercantilist Policy April | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: Contagious Love Of Her Life You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: Drunken painfully honest whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: Aggressive ratface much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: Onyx faggotry resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Drunken painfully honest whorehouse idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: violent masturbator locus (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: Deep tattoo Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: Canary heady nibblets cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Seedy twinkling place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Tantric Address Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: Floppy spot sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: dun charismatic volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: razzle orange pozpig dingle berry legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: razzle orange pozpig dingle berry See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: Maize gunner JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Before the Dawn Heals Us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: boyish associate filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: concupiscible ladyboy hall Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: razzle orange pozpig dingle berry c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: concupiscible ladyboy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: Contagious Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: dead crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: concupiscible ladyboy hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Lascivious azn giraffe LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: buff swashbuckling psychic lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: spectacular field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Supple crackhouse double fault ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Aphrodisiac pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: Contagious Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: deranged walnut library private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: sticky pit gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Costumed adventurous base community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: house-broken party of the first part chapel ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: Contagious Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: spectacular field EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: The Mercantilist Policy April (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2Elisa#48811759) |