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Valedictorian with 1580 SAT only gets into UMass

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-U...
Candy Ride
  04/01/25
with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of...
Covid was a Hoax
  04/01/25
gotta go back to asia man
Con Inc e-girl slut factory
  04/01/25
if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in ther...
novus homo
  04/01/25
...
Bob Stinson
  04/01/25
i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.
sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr
  04/01/25
i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests
Covid was a Hoax
  04/01/25
And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son ...
Bob Stinson
  04/01/25
umass is a great school!
UhOh
  04/01/25
Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston Universit...
Bob Stinson
  04/01/25
...
Ass Sunstein
  04/01/25
Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.
Candy Ride
  04/01/25
BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty par...
shitlib shibboleth
  04/01/25
lmao ran here.
literal scientist
  04/01/25
Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-ban...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  04/01/25
cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcastin...
Covid was a Hoax
  04/01/25
...
Con Inc e-girl slut factory
  04/01/25
Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.
scrivener's error
  04/01/25
why is consulting dying?
''"'''"''"'
  04/02/25
Damn fine school
Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win
  04/01/25
“for CS” jeetslop detected
blow off some steam
  04/01/25
Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior y...
Nazca Redlines
  04/01/25
Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a ver...
disco fries
  04/01/25
Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have ...
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  04/01/25
It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP ex...
propecia mathematica
  04/01/25
LOL Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially ...
shitlib shibboleth
  04/01/25
The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers m...
Oppa homeless style!
  04/01/25
Reading comp-pwned? He’s talking about getting 18 s...
Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win
  04/01/25
I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was avail...
Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win
  04/01/25
Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame
Oh, You Travel?
  04/01/25
that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart...
Con Inc e-girl slut factory
  04/01/25
Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a L...
Oh, You Travel?
  04/01/25
Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old n...
blow off some steam
  04/01/25
yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more...
Con Inc e-girl slut factory
  04/01/25
guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top ...
lex
  04/01/25
This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock: - ...
Judas Jones
  04/01/25
don't forget being vice president of math club in high schoo...
Con Inc e-girl slut factory
  04/01/25
...
blow off some steam
  04/01/25
At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound coo...
disco fries
  04/01/25
Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as ...
the place where there is no darkness
  04/01/25
Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith ...
scrivener's error
  04/01/25
good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chi...
the place where there is no darkness
  04/01/25
is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy h...
propecia mathematica
  04/01/25
Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty cr...
tsar booba
  04/02/25
is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont h...
VoteRepublican
  04/02/25
Gender: Male Race/Ethnicity: White
Oppa homeless style!
  04/02/25
Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?
Candy Ride
  04/02/25


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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Candy Ride

https://x.com/deedydas/status/1906898551273337209?t=4x_3-N-UISvOwHnaqzU5wA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802859)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

with a 1580 the dood should be smart enough to not go out of state for college anyways so its a win-win. im actually surprised that umass even let him in given the history of racial aggression in the area by white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802872)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory

gotta go back to asia man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802882)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

if he did research for a BU prof and didn't even get in there he must be a big autist. but more likely this is flame.

edit: lol 14 day old account, this is his only poast. it's crazy that what would have been low effort flame here in 2008 now gets hundreds of thousands of views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802895)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Bob Stinson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802903)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr

i don't think anyone takes 18 AP tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802962)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

i dont think there *are* 18 ap tests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803876)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Bob Stinson

And the Dad played football at North Alabama-- i.e., my son is not azn or jeet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802976)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: UhOh

umass is a great school!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802898)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Bob Stinson

Ivy League or similarly prestigious school (Boston University, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802902)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802961)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Lol that's the only reason I poasted this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802977)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: shitlib shibboleth

BU is actually decent if you are from Boston or a shitty part of New England. BC also places very well due to Catholic mafia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803634)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: literal scientist

lmao ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803810)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Undergrad is irrelevant for anything but i-banking and i-banking is a dying industry that increasingly attracts shit talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802910)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

cr. basically *all* talent goes into pro sports or podcasting now. there is nothing resembling *talent* in office jobs lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802929)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802947)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: scrivener's error

Consulting also, but you're overall point is accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: ''"'''"''"'

why is consulting dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48806127)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

Damn fine school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802950)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: blow off some steam

“for CS”

jeetslop detected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802958)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Obvious flame. No one gets 5s on 18 AP exams before senior year.

Indulging the flame post for a minute, do people apply to CS programs now? As opposed to just to the school, where they declare a major after freshman year or something. If so, applicants should send several non CS applications and do a math major or something if needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802963)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Taking 18 AP exams is absolutely way out of range. For a very motivated high school student 8-10 is exceptional. I'd even wager a guess that 10 is top 1-2% of all HS students. I could believe a super striver taking 12 or 13 exams total, including senior year, and maybe 18 is possible, but certainly not before 12th grade.

Also, it's HIGHLY unlikely that the grades on those exams would all be 5/5. Even the brightest students regularly score 4s on AP exams (which is still passing in almost all schools).

Finally, if any of this was true, it'd be retarded for him to go to an Ivy League school for his degree. 18 AP exams is probably worth about 70 credits at most state schools. He should absolutely go to a state school, and finish his degree after 3-4 semesters of 15-18 credits. Then he's done by the end of the summer after graduating high school and he can apply to full time internships in tech or whatever he wants to go after. He has the degree checked off, he's not wasting time in college, and he's off to the races at 19 or 20 instead of 22 or 23.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802996)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

Disco Fries is a real weirdo. In another age he would have been some self-flagellating monk or something. Just do college in one year and then off to your cubicle!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803673)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: propecia mathematica

It can happen, I knew a kid in school who took like 25 AP exams and got 5s on all of them (self-studied, our school didn't offer that many AP classes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803779)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: shitlib shibboleth

LOL

Plenty of people get 5s on APs as junior, especially history, english, lit, etc. If you are at a great high school, the only “hard” ones are BC Calc and Physics C. Also music theory.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803646)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Oppa homeless style!

The algebra-based AP physics exam is harder IMO. it covers much broader topics than C and you are learning everything the hard way because you aren't using any calculus to derive the formulas. and most colleges don't give you any credit for that one either ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803659)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

Reading comp-pwned?

He’s talking about getting 18 separate 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803812)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Trade Wars Are Good And Easy To Win

I knew a dude who got 4/5 on every single one that was available and he started college as a junior, but he took almost all of them as a senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803808)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Oh, You Travel? ( )

Hegseth was valedictorian, this shit is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802966)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory

that guy isn't dumb at all though. he's clearly pretty smart, if you listen to him talk

it reminds me of people calling george w bush "dumb" when there was no evidence to back that up at all. he was clearly pretty sharp up until toward the end of his presidency, when he started getting older and losing his edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802975)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Oh, You Travel? ( )

Libs just think all white frat guys are Bad….. Im a Liberal though so I toe the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802989)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: blow off some steam

Yeah but he drinks alcohol and he replaced some sleepy old nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802993)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory

yeah i guess getting a bunch of cheesy tats in order to more easily fuck more women means that you're "dumb"

checkmate heterosexual white men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803009)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: lex

guys at my high school worked ibanking hours to gun for top colleges all the time, it was nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802979)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Judas Jones

This is a jjc poast, with chill fratty finance dad jock:

- from rural Alabama

- Played college football at North Alabama

- Commodities trader at bulge bracket bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802985)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Con Inc e-girl slut factory

don't forget being vice president of math club in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48802988)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803000)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

At my school we called Math Club Mu Alpha Theta to sound cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803024)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

Cross-register at Amherst and take as many classes there as possible. Get As and submit a Hail Mary transfer app.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803699)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: scrivener's error

Wrong. He should "transition" and enroll at Smith / Mount Holyoke.

As an autist tranny, he'll be mega-auto-admitted at Google.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803834)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

good call: as a chick with a dick, ze could bang so many chicks without a dick at those schools

it's like when they move a tranny inmate to a women's prison and everyone's suddenly knocked up, including the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48803869)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: propecia mathematica

is computer science just over as a field? this is crazy

https://www.reddit.com/r/collegeresults/comments/1jpdvss/valedictorian_only_gets_into_3_schools/

valedictorian, recruited athlete, 1580 SAT, rejected from UIUC and Georgia Tech lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48805330)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: tsar booba

Lots of kids applying for CS at these schools have pretty crazy stats. It’s all about impressing the female admissions staff now with the essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48805359)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

is it what schopenhauer said? how come public schools dont have essay writing classes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48805375)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Oppa homeless style!

Gender: Male

Race/Ethnicity: White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48805971)



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Date: April 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Why do all these morons want to go into computer science?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5703118&forum_id=2Elisa#48806471)