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Which poaster has the BIGGEST HOUSE?

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Georgina Floyd
  10/15/25
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Drunkard
  10/15/25
4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood...
rick'claim panama
  10/15/25
Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acrea...
Georgina Floyd
  10/15/25
You ever miss the Bay?
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/15/25
never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the o...
rick'claim panama
  10/16/25
Where did you live and where are you now
Wang Hernandez
  10/16/25
I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and...
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/16/25
4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 a...
OldHLSDude
  10/15/25
I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that...
Georgina Floyd
  10/15/25
He does whatever the fuck he wants
Karlstank
  10/16/25
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lsd
  10/16/25
nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom
hank_scorpio
  10/16/25
Two women at the same time
Louis Poasteur
  10/16/25
he booms
UhOh
  10/16/25
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Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/16/25
...Booms...
OldHLSDude
  10/16/25
Boomers are 180.
Candy Ride
  10/16/25
180 I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you...
lsd
  10/16/25
We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the s...
OldHLSDude
  10/16/25
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.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  10/16/25
You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the ...
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/16/25
You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 8...
OldHLSDude
  10/16/25
absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most...
bjork
  10/16/25
why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on...
""''"'"'"'"''
  10/16/25
5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.
lsd
  10/16/25
You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more ran...
OldHLSDude
  10/16/25
I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a ...
lsd
  10/16/25
We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 fee...
OldHLSDude
  10/16/25
Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio? Mine is ...
Charles Tyrwhitt Dad
  10/16/25
NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/16/25
Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Curre...
OldHLSDude
  10/16/25
depends on what you're counting - current home value to offi...
Zen Koan Benefits
  10/16/25
Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might wi...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  10/16/25
on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equ...
A Real Life Male Model
  10/16/25
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Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/16/25
no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and f...
Zen Koan Benefits
  10/16/25
wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are a...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/16/25
The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique...
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/16/25
I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out t...
chandler (retired)
  10/16/25
Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to hom...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/16/25
Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Phi...
Nazca Redlines
  10/16/25
(prep poasting from 1930)
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/16/25
idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but perso...
Kenneth Play
  10/16/25
Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/16/25
So Dad lets you live at his place?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/16/25
Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother adde...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/16/25
180 Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. Th...
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/16/25
Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and l...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/16/25
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Kenneth Play
  10/16/25
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I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/16/25
Sorry man it was just a guess
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/16/25
No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/16/25
sounds 180
Kenneth Play
  10/16/25
I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM. Chil...
Nintendo 1488
  10/16/25
That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is onl...
Nintendo 1488
  10/16/25
It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if t...
NeumannMorgenste
  10/16/25
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mountain cat
  10/16/25
Mine is >double anything posted above. It’s in...
Drunkard
  10/17/25


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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Georgina Floyd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352162)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Drunkard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352167)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: rick'claim panama (1)

4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352169)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Georgina Floyd

Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acreage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352219)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

You ever miss the Bay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352253)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: rick'claim panama (1)

never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the old neighborhoods and seeing the level of cost, inconvenience and “diversity” people put up with there was depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353845)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

Where did you live and where are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354390)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and general health consciousness. I don’t like much of the rest, including how overpriced nearly everything is because some other dumb asshole will pay it.

We’re debating private school now and I can’t believe it. God willing my wife comes around and we can continue sending kids to the public schools I can literally see from our front yard. We live in a very a good district but our middle school is a little diverse (the bad kind).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354852)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 acres plus 7200 sq ft barn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352250)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Georgina Floyd

I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352251)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: Karlstank

He does whatever the fuck he wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352425)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352462)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352461)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Louis Poasteur

Two women at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352638)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: UhOh

he booms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353388)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353800)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

...Booms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353862)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Boomers are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354425)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:48 AM
Author: lsd

180

I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you beat me by a fucking mile on acreage + barn. Curious how far are you from a major metro? I’m 20 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352458)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: OldHLSDude

We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the shopping center burbs. We are 7 miles out from the center of a town of 17000. It's 9 miles to the grocery store. The county is pretty rural. A little over 60000 people in 530 sq miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352618)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354813)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the other properties you purchased to keep your issue housed, but not under your roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353160)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 840 for #2. #2 also has an 840 sq ft usable basement not counted in sq footage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353776)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: bjork

absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353881)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on xo?

DOnt you have a lawn to mow or a gutter to repair or a window to clean or a carpet to vaccuum? Futher, if you have a 4 car garage you should have 4 cars - why arent you out driving one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354522)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: lsd

5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352463)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: OldHLSDude

You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more random. Trailers aren't allowed unless grandfathered in, but houses range from shacks to luxury digs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352993)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lsd

I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a certain point and houses have to be offset from the street by 30 feet (iirc). Neighboring towns lot sizes are all tiny, houses stacked on top of each other, dunno how ppl do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49352998)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353768)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad

Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio?

Mine is approx $1,050/sqft for a 2350 sqft house. SoCal so nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353125)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353381)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Current house is $210 but that only includes 11.75 acres.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353774)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Zen Koan Benefits

depends on what you're counting - current home value to official permitted house space? in that case mine's about $1,300/sqft, but i have a remodeled garage office that i'm currently poasting from that would drop it to about an even $1k/ft.

purchase cost to permitted space around $1k/ft, purchase cost to total usable space under $800/ft.

also socal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353802)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might win if the contest is "most prestigious location."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353341)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: A Real Life Male Model

on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equal mix of extremely hostile and obese natives and unassimilated asians? But with nice sunsets?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353796)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353804)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Zen Koan Benefits

no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and fruit, anyway. plus poi if that's you're thing.

anyone calling hawaiian natives "extremely hostile" or the azns there "unassimilated" has never left the upper midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353808)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are almost all friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353815)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique and a nice tan. Pasty overweight birdshits from the Mainland struggle a bit more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353838)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353864)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to homebrew though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49353869)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Philly suburbs, etc. are in much more prestigous locations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354381)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

(prep poasting from 1930)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354683)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but personally i am super jealous of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354482)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across three +4K sqft homes with 11 total bedrooms and four accessory buildings. Small creek running through the property that feeds an adjacent fishing pond on my neighbors land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354152)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

So Dad lets you live at his place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother added the third some years later when old neighbor bro was ready to sell. And my mom and dad are 180 and I'm so happy I could give them and my kids a home next door to each other.

I wish we'd grown up in this area, but my hometown is one of those dead rural small places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354716)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

180

Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. That’s #1 goal. I do not understand the ones who fuck off to Florida permanently to be near other selfish boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354728)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and live next to my boys and their families until I get rolled out of this place boots up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354734)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354818)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354856)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Sorry man it was just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354732)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354735)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354486)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM.

Chill fratty $1,333 PSF. Not too bad.

This is with wife and 3+ kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354433)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is only and hour away, and their (large) second home is only ~2 hours away -- so we often make use of those on the weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354439)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if that counts. It gets confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354654)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: mountain cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354831)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Drunkard

Mine is >double anything posted above.

It’s incredibly wasteful, but it is cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2Elisa#49354990)