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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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pearl painfully honest stock car
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Maize reading party
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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still going strong
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(Chip Kelly)
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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  02/23/22
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Electric Lodge
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
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  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Brindle senate idea he suggested
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
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That hurt bro.
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  03/12/15
great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
sinister sadistic trailer park partner
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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bump for Buddy
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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concupiscible tank
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*makes Buddy partner*
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Cerebral sandwich
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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go Get Em!
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180^180
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Unholy supple parlour
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Brindle senate idea he suggested
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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underrated
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
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Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Irradiated henna indirect expression
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Twisted menage
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Cerebral sandwich
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Happy Friday, brothers.
Unholy supple parlour
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Pea-brained Canary Faggotry
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Cerebral sandwich
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Unholy supple parlour
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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free-loading fiercely-loyal boiling water pisswyrm
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needed more golden retrievers
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Unholy supple parlour
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CR.
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free-loading fiercely-loyal boiling water pisswyrm
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Mewling chapel

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: comical international law enforcement agency

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Maize reading party

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: insane pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: pontificating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Soggy public bath doctorate

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready degenerate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Maize reading party

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Maize reading party

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: insane pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Frisky salmon therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: translucent aromatic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Mewling chapel

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: heady state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Fluffy flesh fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: translucent aromatic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: vibrant jade hissy fit

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Laughsome vengeful roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Mewling chapel

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Electric Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz azure hell

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Unholy supple parlour

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Mewling chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: 180 orchestra pit old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Learning disabled brilliant corner regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Electric Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready degenerate becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Copper Swollen Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: sinister sadistic trailer park partner

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Fluffy flesh fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Stirring Carmine Rigor Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: underhanded clown preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: exciting personal credit line

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Titillating insanely creepy dog poop abode

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Lime locale mad cow disease

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Chocolate frozen national giraffe

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: indecent charismatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Coiffed black woman church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: ungodly excitant associate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish school cafeteria potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bonkers home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Beta Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Beta Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Beta Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Frisky salmon therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Aqua Mind-boggling Pervert Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Unholy supple parlour

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Milky candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: mischievous nowag indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: primrose range toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: grizzly trip site

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser slippery legend house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Soggy public bath doctorate

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring cuckold nursing home

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: comical international law enforcement agency

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Unholy supple parlour

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Carnelian parlor jap

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: territorial office gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: alcoholic spruce station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: provocative navy church building

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Stimulating garnet karate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: exciting personal credit line

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: sinister sadistic trailer park partner

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Talented geriatric jew weed whacker

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Heaven

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Milky candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Heaven

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: multi-colored volcanic crater

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Curious aquamarine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Heaven

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Sexy Fat Ankles Circlehead

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Heaven

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: lascivious bbw milk

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Slimy background story

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Slimy background story

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: insane pit

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: concupiscible tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Cracking low-t hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: multi-colored volcanic crater

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Useless fragrant area boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: avocado box office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: translucent aromatic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Coiffed black woman church

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Lime locale mad cow disease

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: orange pozpig

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: translucent aromatic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: bright irate brunch windowlicker

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: indecent charismatic nibblets

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Deranged Generalized Bond School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: sinister sadistic trailer park partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Coiffed black woman church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Cobalt Theatre Trust Fund



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Frisky salmon therapy



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Impertinent Marketing Idea



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ungodly excitant associate

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: thriller out-of-control theater cumskin



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Beta Knife



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: red center sneaky criminal



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Bistre Racy Internal Respiration



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Frisky salmon therapy



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Amber keepsake machete shitlib



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Titillating insanely creepy dog poop abode

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Coiffed black woman church



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Elite Brass Temple Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chartreuse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Unholy supple parlour



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: free-loading fiercely-loyal boiling water pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: indecent charismatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Carnelian parlor jap

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Erotic immigrant boltzmann

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: indecent charismatic nibblets



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Coiffed black woman church

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: iridescent yarmulke factory reset button

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser slippery legend house

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Bisexual topaz bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Drab yapping address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: alcoholic spruce station



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: indecent charismatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Irradiated henna indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Twisted menage

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Unholy supple parlour

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Cerebral sandwich

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: comical international law enforcement agency

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Beta Knife

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained Canary Faggotry

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Deep Community Account Codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227674)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Brindle senate idea he suggested

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
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