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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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fucking lol
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
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lmfao
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LOL
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
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Moar!
zippy excitant selfie
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Hairraiser sanctuary
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
laughsome dragon brethren
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
ivory self-absorbed stead
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Tan knife
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It practically writes itself!
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Tan knife
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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Boyish Sexy Step-uncle's House
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Painfully honest state
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
laughsome dragon brethren
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Painfully honest state
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
laughsome dragon brethren
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Shit
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Swollen whorehouse associate
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Tan knife
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still going strong
thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king
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(Chip Kelly)
wonderful kitty cat nibblets
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Swollen whorehouse associate
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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laughsome dragon brethren
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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*bark aves
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frozen kitchen giraffe
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Tan knife
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Doobsian Ticket Booth
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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very tactful hell
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
wonderful kitty cat nibblets
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Lemon supple codepig boltzmann
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
vigorous cream goal in life striped hyena
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Magenta home
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Hyperventilating Bright Ratface Heaven
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
laughsome dragon brethren
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
anal base
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
laughsome dragon brethren
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
zippy excitant selfie
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Tan knife
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Low-t address
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thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
Comical Violet Indian Lodge Affirmative Action
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That hurt bro.
wonderful kitty cat nibblets
  03/12/15
great thread
Razzmatazz school electric furnace
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Lemon supple codepig boltzmann
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
lavender startling legal warrant
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
gay pungent clown
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Rambunctious circlehead
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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gay pungent clown
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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histrionic space
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king
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180
Tan knife
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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Tan knife
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bump for Buddy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
rusted bawdyhouse dingle berry
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Swollen whorehouse associate
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Boyish Sexy Step-uncle's House
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Floppy Hospital Goyim
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Heady Unholy Ladyboy Pisswyrm
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*makes Buddy partner*
rose casino
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wonderful kitty cat nibblets
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Amber Flirting Principal's Office
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Trip institution hunting ground
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ruh roh
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Low-t address
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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laughsome dragon brethren
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Trip institution hunting ground
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Fiercely-loyal Quadroon Sound Barrier
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
laughsome dragon brethren
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Swollen whorehouse associate
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Magenta home
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Tantric station
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holy fucking shit
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Slate dilemma
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Magenta home
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Tan knife
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go Get Em!
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180
Low-t address
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180^180
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Painfully honest state
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Gold Box Office Trust Fund
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Low-t address
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180 theater cuck
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Tan knife
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Khaki naked brunch sandwich
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
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underrated
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Khaki naked brunch sandwich
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Low-t address
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
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laughsome dragon brethren
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
fighting talking church building nowag
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Ouch
laughsome dragon brethren
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Swollen whorehouse associate
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180
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Low-t address
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Khaki naked brunch sandwich
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Bateful Jet Windowlicker
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
free-loading mediation idiot
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Low-t address
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage
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laughsome dragon brethren
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Low-t address
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
zippy excitant selfie
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180 theater cuck
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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180 theater cuck
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Tan knife
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Tan knife
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
pearly therapy
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
180 theater cuck
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
180 theater cuck
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copper water buffalo
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180 theater cuck
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Beady-eyed peach feces location
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adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage
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CR.
Tan knife
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Low-t address
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180 theater cuck
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i really like it here
laughsome dragon brethren
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Tan knife
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Tan knife
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Beady-eyed peach feces location
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180 theater cuck
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Tan knife
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Woah CR friend :-)
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copper water buffalo
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Beady-eyed peach feces location
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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180 theater cuck
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Concupiscible bearded resort generalized bond
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idiotic twinkling uncleanness parlor
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Mind-boggling judgmental black woman friendly grandma
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demanding aromatic party of the first part house
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Low-t address
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Nubile menage
  08/14/17
Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
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Vibrant plaza
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
angry dead jewess
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tp
Tan knife
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onyx famous landscape painting
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he made equity partner https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg
Swashbuckling people who are hurt
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Gorgeous jet set
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: very tactful hell

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Tan knife

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: lavender startling legal warrant

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*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: lavender startling legal warrant

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: zippy excitant selfie

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Floppy Hospital Goyim

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Electric chapel sneaky criminal

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: odious really tough guy

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: ivory self-absorbed stead

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



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Author: Tan knife



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: zippy excitant selfie

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Tan knife

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Offensive range

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest state

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Painfully honest state

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest state

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Charismatic Topaz Preventive Strike Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Bright Ratface Heaven

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Mauve haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Offensive range

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Offensive range

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: black cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Boyish Sexy Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Magenta home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Trip institution hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: ivory self-absorbed stead

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: burgundy multi-colored milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: very tactful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Trip institution hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: curious infuriating tattoo

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: frozen kitchen giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Tan knife

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: ivory self-absorbed stead

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Doobsian Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Sienna garrison chad

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: ivory self-absorbed stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Sepia Stubborn Bbw Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Submissive old irish cottage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Doobsian Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Clear nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: lavender startling legal warrant

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: very tactful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Titillating green round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: spruce hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Lemon supple codepig boltzmann

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: vigorous cream goal in life striped hyena

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: misanthropic voyeur gaming laptop

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Sapphire sinister stag film

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Khaki naked brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: impressive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Mustard immigrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Painfully honest state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: olive arousing multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: angry dead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Magenta home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Tan knife

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Shimmering Depressive Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: orchid digit ratio cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: indigo elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Azure trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: crawly translucent pit

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: appetizing cobalt pocket flask macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Bright Ratface Heaven

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: anal base

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: zippy excitant selfie

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: balding irradiated legend new version

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: learning disabled scarlet masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle turquoise crackhouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Comical Violet Indian Lodge Affirmative Action

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz school electric furnace

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Lemon supple codepig boltzmann

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: lavender startling legal warrant

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Cyan Mad-dog Skullcap

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: gay pungent clown

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: gay pungent clown

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: gay pungent clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: rose casino

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: histrionic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Tan knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: gay pungent clown

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Lascivious athletic conference coffee pot

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: gay pungent clown

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: rusted bawdyhouse dingle berry

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bespoke place of business set

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bespoke place of business set

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Boyish Sexy Step-uncle's House

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Floppy Hospital Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Heady Unholy Ladyboy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: rose casino

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: wonderful kitty cat nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Amber Flirting Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Trip institution hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: impressive field

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: misanthropic voyeur gaming laptop

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Vengeful domesticated abode french chef

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Trip institution hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Quadroon Sound Barrier

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Khaki naked brunch sandwich

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Stirring senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: diverse narrow-minded spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: lavender startling legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: impressive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: big site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Magenta home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Tantric station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Umber cruise ship

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Slate dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: alcoholic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: indigo elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Magenta home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: confused underhanded lay filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Low-t address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: vigorous cream goal in life striped hyena

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: impressive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Gold Box Office Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Low-t address

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Khaki naked brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: balding irradiated legend new version

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: frum light market

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Khaki naked brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: impressive field

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fighting talking church building nowag

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: appetizing cobalt pocket flask macaca

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: bronze center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turquoise crackhouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Swollen whorehouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Khaki naked brunch sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Bateful Jet Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: free-loading mediation idiot

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Low-t address

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Low-t address

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: zippy excitant selfie

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: 180 theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: razzle hyperactive school cafeteria candlestick maker

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: pearly therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: copper water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: 180 theater cuck



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: adventurous fear-inspiring mental disorder theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Tan knife

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Low-t address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Tan knife

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome dragon brethren



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Low-t address



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: disrespectful international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Tan knife

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac incel boiling water



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: copper water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: bearded canary foreskin

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Low-t address



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Low-t address



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: idiotic twinkling uncleanness parlor



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed peach feces location



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible bearded resort generalized bond



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: idiotic twinkling uncleanness parlor



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling judgmental black woman friendly grandma



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: demanding aromatic party of the first part house



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Low-t address



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Nubile menage

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Low-t address

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Vibrant plaza



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: angry dead jewess

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Tan knife

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: onyx famous landscape painting



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling people who are hurt

he made equity partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Tan knife

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: slimy toaster university

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Gaped cordovan den stock car



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Ebony passionate degenerate orchestra pit



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: indigo elastic band



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: 180 theater cuck



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: copper water buffalo



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: 180 theater cuck



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Low-t address

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Thriller vermilion property gunner



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Yellow provocative ceo

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Brilliant internet-worthy hominid fortuitous meteor

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Opaque embarrassed to the bone forum telephone



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Racy nighttime stain ape



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Doobsian Ticket Booth

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Doobsian Ticket Booth

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Opaque embarrassed to the bone forum telephone

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Doobsian Ticket Booth

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Orange Public Bath

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Cerebral Hateful Parlour



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: Honey-headed massive stage



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: histrionic space



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Tan knife



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Magenta home



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Elisa#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: thirsty tanning salon philosopher-king



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser sanctuary



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