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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
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  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
exhilarant awkward travel guidebook gas station
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Sepia Razzle Gunner
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
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  08/25/21
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  08/25/21
this never gets old
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  08/25/21
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  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Sepia Razzle Gunner
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Sapphire plaza
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Sepia Razzle Gunner
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
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  08/25/21
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  03/25/22
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Adventurous menage juggernaut
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
exhilarant awkward travel guidebook gas station
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
Diverse mental disorder
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
Avocado bull headed house
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
nubile bawdyhouse
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
heady rigpig
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
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  08/30/21
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Magenta Sneaky Criminal
  09/14/21
180!
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  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: comical office personal credit line

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: exhilarant awkward travel guidebook gas station

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Sepia Razzle Gunner

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: cracking very tactful mad-dog skullcap stage

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Anal erotic regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Zippy Stirring Roommate Abode

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: aromatic theater fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Sepia Razzle Gunner

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Sapphire plaza

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Sepia Razzle Gunner

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Sapphire plaza

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: galvanic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Adventurous menage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward travel guidebook gas station

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: Diverse mental disorder

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Avocado bull headed house

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: nubile bawdyhouse

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: heady rigpig

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: galvanic prole

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: jade chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Orange lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: galvanic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Overrated State Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: galvanic prole

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Magenta Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: jade chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Anal erotic regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2Elisa#49511692)