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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Chartreuse comical sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
dark field wrinkle
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
pearly area
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
avocado ratface locus
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Ocher unholy personal credit line
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Talented abnormal lodge cuckoldry
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Chartreuse comical sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
frum soul-stirring toilet seat persian
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Adulterous cracking lettuce
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
multi-colored piazza
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
irradiated blathering dog poop
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/29/25
no
irradiated blathering dog poop
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Translucent Degenerate
  08/29/25
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irradiated blathering dog poop
  08/28/25
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Translucent Degenerate
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
House-broken narrow-minded school
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
marvelous puppy blood rage
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
fighting cuck heaven
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
marvelous puppy blood rage
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
floppy turquoise step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Doobsian Galvanic Friendly Grandma
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
dark field wrinkle
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
dark field wrinkle
  08/28/25
wow
Ocher unholy personal credit line
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
bisexual trust fund state
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
odious useless temple yarmulke
  08/29/25
...
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
adventurous snowy shrine ape
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Sable Nudist Library
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
garnet abode water buffalo
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Chartreuse comical sneaky criminal

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: dark field wrinkle

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: pearly area

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: avocado ratface locus

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Ocher unholy personal credit line

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Talented abnormal lodge cuckoldry

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse comical sneaky criminal

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: frum soul-stirring toilet seat persian

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Adulterous cracking lettuce

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: multi-colored piazza

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: irradiated blathering dog poop

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: irradiated blathering dog poop

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Translucent Degenerate

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: irradiated blathering dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Translucent Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: House-broken narrow-minded school

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: marvelous puppy blood rage

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fighting cuck heaven

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: marvelous puppy blood rage

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: floppy turquoise step-uncle's house

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Doobsian Galvanic Friendly Grandma

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: dark field wrinkle

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: dark field wrinkle

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Ocher unholy personal credit line

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: bisexual trust fund state

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: odious useless temple yarmulke

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous snowy shrine ape

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Sable Nudist Library

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: garnet abode water buffalo

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Elisa#50102080)