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*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 BRACKETS & RULES THREAD 12/19*

I'll do it, but fuck you *OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS ...
peach nibblets pit
  12/19/25
*** THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED *** HISTORICALLY-IMPORTANT POA...
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
thats fucked up giving me a 16 seed imo
Stubborn resort rigor
  12/19/25
...
peach nibblets pit
  12/19/25
dont talk to richard clock like that
titillating public bath double fault
  12/19/25
...
peach nibblets pit
  12/19/25
LOL Becky- that guy? He's not even GROUP A!
Cordovan impressive crackhouse
  12/19/25
Also, seeding? SP vs RSF in round 1 is fucked up. Both of th...
Cordovan impressive crackhouse
  12/19/25
thats the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. also honestly w...
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
This should be a final 4 matchup
Contagious copper cruise ship
  12/19/25
damn there are some brutal round 1 match ups
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
I was excluded and this entire contest should be discarded a...
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
MPA? Well I'm heading for an early knock out I guess, time t...
titillating public bath double fault
  12/19/25
This is already a disaster
angry excitant crotch state
  12/19/25
...
titillating public bath double fault
  12/19/25
...
Stubborn resort rigor
  12/19/25
kind of bs that I'm excluded
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
cr hate the TSIN, not the TSINAH
brilliant preventive strike
  12/19/25
...
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
The fuck is going on ITT
Seedy razzle-dazzle church building
  12/19/25
speedrunning the annual MPM crashout in honor of summoningsa...
Stubborn resort rigor
  12/19/25
...
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
Part of MPM is every year the host flips out and decides not...
gold cerebral volcanic crater
  12/19/25
My dog never did that. A number of times he jumped in at the...
Seedy razzle-dazzle church building
  12/19/25
Yeah well who's the guy unriconically ending a post with a ...
gold cerebral volcanic crater
  12/19/25
I'm not included?
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
why didnt you speak up when he was soliciting for monikers. ...
titillating public bath double fault
  12/19/25
I was literally in the list of monikers
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
this. can't be MPM w/out TSINAH's paunch and toupee!
passionate rough-skinned menage
  12/19/25
Oh. What a dumbass host this Richard faggot is
titillating public bath double fault
  12/19/25
...
brilliant preventive strike
  12/19/25
...
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
RSF is gonna do to SP what SP normally does to that boy
brilliant preventive strike
  12/19/25
...
Talented set
  12/19/25
...
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
now everyone can enjoy my autopoasting script every five min...
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
nigger you're a 40 year old bald man give it up
gold cerebral volcanic crater
  12/19/25
you saying I can't sperg out?
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
Listen, if you're going to out all of us, at least start wit...
gold cerebral volcanic crater
  12/19/25
One per day until Christmas, then double the preceding day u...
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
im sure it was just an oversight from on genial hoast friend...
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
The contest is rigged and my decision is final.
Hot Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
ill appoint you as my running mate and you can be VPMPM if i...
sick azure trailer park
  12/19/25
Letting pumos of any kind vote is a fucking disgrace.
aqua hairy legs
  12/19/25
It doesn't matter man. '""'''""' just ch...
gold cerebral volcanic crater
  12/19/25
Horrific seeding
provocative native pistol
  12/19/25
?
brilliant preventive strike
  12/19/25
180
fragrant gaped parlor
  12/19/25
lulz
scarlet library liquid oxygen
  12/19/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: peach nibblets pit

I'll do it, but fuck you

*OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS #MPM2025 BRACKETS & RULES THREAD 12/19*

MPM2025 starts tomorrow. It is officially called the Watchmen Memorial Megapoaster Madness Tournament of 2025.

Here are the seedings and brackets: https://challonge.com/j467rjsp

Inclusion in the final 64 was based on 2025 poasting volume (my perception of it). Soe beloved poster were excluded because they didn’t post much during the year.

Higher seedings are based on my sense of who might win. Lower seeds are meaningless, below 4th seeds it was essentially random. Group allocation and match-ups are totally random (challonge’s random function). Boom is a #1 seed because I loved that guy and he’s the most iconic poster of all time and I’m very upset that something might have happened to him, so I wanted to.

Dates:

Groups A + B: 2 days of voting: 12/20 and 12/21

Groups C + D: 2 days of voting: 12/22 and 12/23

Final 32: 3 days of voting over Christmas: 12/24-12/26

Sweet 16: 12/27 + 12/28

Elite 8: 12/29

Semi-Finals: 12/30

Final: 12/31

Winner announced during 1/1

Rules:

NO PUMO OR QUOTEMO VOTES WILL BE COUNTED UNLESS THEY ARE IDENTIFIABLE/A KNOWN MONIKER

I will try to have votes up by early morning Eastern on the day voting starts for that group. Voting strictly finishes at 6am Eastern the following day.

Please identify who you are voting for by the name they are using so I am clear who you are voting for. The test is objective not subjective. If I don’t know who you are voting for, I won’t count your vote.

No pumo or quotemo will be counted unless they are identifiable or known or have a consistent identifiable email tag. I reserve the right to determine this as I see fit. There are no appeals. Each known moniker/account is allowed one vote per matchup; if they vote twice, their first time-stamped vote counts. If someone is clearly attempting to cheat with pumo alts or spamming votes multiple times from the same account or something like that, I reserve the right to nullify their votes as I see fit.

There is no appeals procedure.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521911)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

*** THIS CONTEST IS RIGGED ***

HISTORICALLY-IMPORTANT POASTERS OF SIZE WERE EXCLUDED BECAUSE OF THE HOST'S BIASES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522034)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Stubborn resort rigor

thats fucked up giving me a 16 seed imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521921)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: peach nibblets pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521958)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: titillating public bath double fault

dont talk to richard clock like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: peach nibblets pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521982)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Cordovan impressive crackhouse

LOL Becky- that guy? He's not even GROUP A!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521922)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Cordovan impressive crackhouse

Also, seeding? SP vs RSF in round 1 is fucked up. Both of them belong in the final 16, at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521926)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park

thats the way the cookie crumbles sometimes. also honestly who would spaceporn beat? rsf has a lot of haters and isnt an insurmountable match up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521943)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Contagious copper cruise ship

This should be a final 4 matchup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522061)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park

damn there are some brutal round 1 match ups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521940)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

I was excluded and this entire contest should be discarded as fake and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522067)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: titillating public bath double fault

MPA? Well I'm heading for an early knock out I guess, time to grow a beard and go pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521946)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: angry excitant crotch state

This is already a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: titillating public bath double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:04 AM
Author: Stubborn resort rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49521968)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

kind of bs that I'm excluded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522026)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: brilliant preventive strike

cr

hate the TSIN, not the TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522063)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522218)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle church building

The fuck is going on ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522000)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Stubborn resort rigor

speedrunning the annual MPM crashout in honor of summoningsalt's new video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522005)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522056)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: gold cerebral volcanic crater

Part of MPM is every year the host flips out and decides not to do it at the last minute. I think gunner skipped this tradition but my dog was a pro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522006)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle church building

My dog never did that. A number of times he jumped in at the last minute to do it after no one else volunteered. He still sucks.

More to the point, you are an epically shitty xo historian ohnoes. It’s hilarious how often you are dead wrong about stuff like this, yet you persist 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522015)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: gold cerebral volcanic crater

Yeah well who's the guy unriconically ending a post with a laughing crying emoji

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522021)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

I'm not included?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522022)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: titillating public bath double fault

why didnt you speak up when he was soliciting for monikers. maybe u dont poast enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522024)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

I was literally in the list of monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522028)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: passionate rough-skinned menage

this. can't be MPM w/out TSINAH's paunch and toupee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522043)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: titillating public bath double fault

Oh. What a dumbass host this Richard faggot is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522065)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: brilliant preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522086)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522091)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: brilliant preventive strike

RSF is gonna do to SP what SP normally does to that boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522060)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Talented set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522074)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

now everyone can enjoy my autopoasting script every five minutes for the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522072)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: gold cerebral volcanic crater

nigger you're a 40 year old bald man give it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522073)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

you saying I can't sperg out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522075)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: gold cerebral volcanic crater

Listen, if you're going to out all of us, at least start with the pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522085)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

One per day until Christmas, then double the preceding day until New Year's. I will release a real name bracket of 64 on New Year's Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522090)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park

im sure it was just an oversight from on genial hoast friend. you didn't poast enough this year to advance very far so it hardly matters. why not use your powers for good and have the script spam spaceporn pedo threads again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522122)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Hot Keepsake Machete

The contest is rigged and my decision is final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522144)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: sick azure trailer park

ill appoint you as my running mate and you can be VPMPM if i win if you change your script to vote gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: aqua hairy legs

Letting pumos of any kind vote is a fucking disgrace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522175)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: gold cerebral volcanic crater

It doesn't matter man. '""'''""' just changes his name to TbfAlt420 for a couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49522197)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: provocative native pistol

Horrific seeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49523328)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: brilliant preventive strike

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49523350)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: fragrant gaped parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49523332)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: scarlet library liquid oxygen

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812114&forum_id=2Elisa#49523371)