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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: stimulating stage
1. Daniel Craig
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Timothy Dalton
4. Sean Connery
5. Roger Moore
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Date: January 8th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: olive vigorous locus faggotry
Pierce Brosnan- best combination of look, acting, physicality. His first two films are top tier. the last two are subpar.
Sean Connery - good look and physicality. First mover advantage
Daniel Craig - great actor, bad look. better scripts/production than pierce ever had.
Roger Moore - bad look, bad actor, bad physicality, but high on charisma. He is the first bond I knew of so his movies bring a nostalgia.
Tim Dalton - good look, zero charisma. Despite what people say he was not closer to "book bond". in the books bond is never this boring.
George Lazendby - brought looks but nothing else. had one of the best scripts to work with in OHMSS
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Date: January 8th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: olive vigorous locus faggotry
Bond is supposed to be dark haired, tall, lean, and handsome.
Fleming himself said the look was partially inspired by Hoagy Carmichael:
https://nashvillesongwritersfoundation.com/Site/inductee?entry_id=67
craig is the inverse of this.
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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: stimulating stage
This is a good summary
Craig really is the worst looking out of them
But he has the cocky swagger of someone who fucks a lot (or is asexual) and that makes him attractive to me
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Date: January 8th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: lascivious orchestra pit
While Dalton isn't the best, he's got a great look and The Living Daylights is a great movie. I think he was almost going to be Bond for a third movie, but it got scrapped for studio rights reasons or some BS. Too bad.
Casino Royale might be the best of the films, but I agree that Craig's look is never going to make him the top guy. Too jacked and a couple inches too short.
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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Shimmering talented sound barrier people who are hurt
Remember when Clive Owen did those BMW short films (directed by Guy Ritchie and starring his then wife Madonna) in an embarrassing audition to try to be cool enough to be cast as the next Bond?
https://youtu.be/kBgFrlvUbLY?si=eL8UF4j5hHDw_1Wd
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Date: January 9th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Dashing ticket booth multi-billionaire
Craig - best single performance (CR), most physical formidable
Connery - most suave, best screen presence
Moore - most likable, most fun
Dalton - most like the literary Bond, most intense
Lazenby - most vulnerable (my single favorite 007 film, btw)
Brosnan - I was never a fan. He looked good in a suit; was perfectly adequate and consistently okay
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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:30 AM Author: Concupiscible Swollen Principal's Office
#1 Connery - the original. biggest and toughest. best look. made some top tier films like Goldfinger.
#2 Brosnan - good look. well acted. Goldeneye a strong contender for best Bond film. but so many cheesy shit scripts and a ton of bad 90s action.
#3 Lazenby - good look. not a great actor. but his single film was a very well written one.
#4 Moore - bad look. slimy bisexual rapist vibe. a few good films, but several boring or just shit ones. (Octopussy?)
#5 Craig - terrible look, more cab driver than suave British spy. benefitted from some well plotted films. on the other hand half the dialog was shitty self-help drama and moaning about his love life (presumably to "modernize" it and attract fags and chicks)
#6 Dalton - just fucking dull.
Barry Niven & Barry Nelson - can't even remember what they were like, I watched them so long ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819144&forum_id=2Elisa#49578094)
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