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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
lilac alcoholic death wish dragon
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wonderful peach dilemma love of her life
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fishy sneaky criminal
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Aggressive box office really tough guy
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galvanic heaven
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
seedy cracking pervert state
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fishy sneaky criminal
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Magenta bearded home pisswyrm
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
bat-shit-crazy fragrant round eye bawdyhouse
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
Dun field
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seedy cracking pervert state
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fishy sneaky criminal
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fuchsia base idiot
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Rough-skinned Grizzly Cuckoldry Becky
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Metal national
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Metal national
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still funny.
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aromatic well-lubricated indian lodge
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Mustard Lay
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excitant regret plaza
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onyx feces
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Still 180
Drab Greedy Fanboi
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onyx feces
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Slippery Crystalline Sound Barrier Sandwich
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fishy sneaky criminal
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
bat-shit-crazy fragrant round eye bawdyhouse
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
onyx feces
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bat-shit-crazy fragrant round eye bawdyhouse
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?pls
onyx feces
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If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gi...
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: lilac alcoholic death wish dragon

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: wonderful peach dilemma love of her life



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: fishy sneaky criminal



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Aggressive box office really tough guy



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Slippery Crystalline Sound Barrier Sandwich

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Center



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: galvanic heaven



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: seedy cracking pervert state

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: fishy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Magenta bearded home pisswyrm

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fragrant round eye bawdyhouse

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Dun field

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: seedy cracking pervert state



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: fishy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: fuchsia base idiot



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Grizzly Cuckoldry Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Metal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Metal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly supple headpube

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Lascivious turquoise parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: aromatic well-lubricated indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Mustard Lay



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: excitant regret plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: onyx feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Drab Greedy Fanboi

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: onyx feces



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Slippery Crystalline Sound Barrier Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: fishy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fragrant round eye bawdyhouse

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: onyx feces

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy fragrant round eye bawdyhouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: onyx feces

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: 180 tanning salon



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: comical brilliant international law enforcement agency ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: glittery cruise ship telephone

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle maroon spot azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Metal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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