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what would you do if you had $0 and just got evicted?

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Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/18/25
just start a life of crime at that point society has comp...
obsidian disrespectful native
  04/19/25
id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet
adulterous frisky point
  04/19/25
ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone
Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/19/25
depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0. if...
adulterous frisky point
  04/19/25
assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0
Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/19/25
set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the ...
obsidian disrespectful native
  04/19/25
how would you get to CA
Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/19/25
spange for bus fare
obsidian disrespectful native
  04/19/25
homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is ...
adulterous frisky point
  04/19/25
it's because the people there are dicks
obsidian disrespectful native
  04/19/25
Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It'...
Translucent Rambunctious Stead
  04/19/25
first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for wh...
Awkward passionate mother
  04/19/25
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rough-skinned mint meetinghouse
  04/19/25
#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging ag...
Awkward passionate mother
  04/19/25
how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading ...
adulterous frisky point
  04/19/25
you have $0
Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/19/25
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rough-skinned mint meetinghouse
  04/19/25
i think the poor should and do have pride.
adulterous frisky point
  04/19/25
These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's jus...
Translucent Rambunctious Stead
  04/19/25
I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next...
erotic national
  04/19/25
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Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/19/25
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
Lavender diverse stain
  04/19/25
Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet....
blue university
  04/19/25
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Gaped Main People Institution
  04/19/25
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Lavender diverse stain
  04/19/25
this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have ...
Ivory vigorous location queen of the night
  04/19/25
Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to le...
razzle-dazzle cyan faggotry
  04/19/25
wow lucky
Laughsome light half-breed partner
  04/19/25
It's not luck. It's being smart
razzle-dazzle cyan faggotry
  04/19/25
Open Seeking arrangement account
Lake Knife
  04/19/25
get a job?
Dashing space
  04/19/25
Are you employed, sir?
Gaped Main People Institution
  04/19/25
Call children “niglets” (tsinah)
Vengeful trailer park
  04/19/25
move to SE Asia and teach english
splenetic dark mediation
  04/19/25
Biglaw
Talented Range Therapy
  04/19/25
Work for Salvation Army
Clear ticket booth
  04/19/25
Oh no endless free camping options and benies
blue university
  04/19/25
go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get...
Bistre lascivious yarmulke idea he suggested
  04/19/25
Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda the...
mauve aphrodisiac address boltzmann
  04/19/25
parents, ofs
naked titillating theater tank
  04/19/25
How has no one said rob CSLG yet?
Aquamarine locale
  04/19/25
MFCR
exciting puce turdskin scourge upon the earth
  04/19/25
uhhhhhhh Chef
spruce marketing idea liquid oxygen
  04/19/25
blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronge...
flickering curious rehab
  04/19/25
this all comes down to dependents
Cracking ungodly factory reset button temple
  04/19/25
Go to one of my other houses I guess.
bat-shit-crazy salmon theater stage gunner
  04/19/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862046)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: obsidian disrespectful native

just start a life of crime

at that point society has completely abandoned you to the complete ignominy of shelterlessness and has decided to react to your existence like vermin

the welfare of their stupid pet dogs is more important to them than you going hungry and scared in the wilderness alone

and now it's time for you to make them all pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862056)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: adulterous frisky point

id rely on friends and family until i got back on my feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862067)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner

ok assume u have none of those things. you are totally alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862080)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: adulterous frisky point

depends on the circumstances that led to me having $0.

if it was just some financial disaster but i was still employable id live in my car and work my way out of it.

if i had no hope for gainful employment id see if i could hack it as a teddy k survivalist type. if that failed the only option would be becoming an outlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862088)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner

assume you have no car. you are starting at complete 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862091)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: obsidian disrespectful native

set up a tent on Newscum's new front lawn and ask where the $25,000,000,000 for the homeless went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862093)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner

how would you get to CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862094)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: obsidian disrespectful native

spange for bus fare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862095)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: adulterous frisky point

homeless shelter. the reason the homeless don't go there is because you can't shoot up. there are plenty of resources for people down on their luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862105)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: obsidian disrespectful native

it's because the people there are dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862110)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Translucent Rambunctious Stead

Usually the homeless are afraid of the other residents. It's low key hilarious that libs go full "No, they're just our friends & neighbors down on their luck" mode when the homeless themselves know how dangerous some of the population is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863286)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: Awkward passionate mother

first step is to IMMEDIATELY start working the system for whatever scraps you can get. medicare, food stamps, state or locality-specific handouts, etc. and i mean as soon as those offices open for business, if not right now via websites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned mint meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862108)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Awkward passionate mother

#1 mistake a lot of new-printed poors make is not begging aggressively or effectively enough. i don't mean from family members (which is kind of gauche at best), but from the system, from strangers via crowdfunding, even via reddit. if you can craft a little narrative about yourself, you are basically selling a story in exchange for alms. do that. don't NOT do it out of misplaced pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862113)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:45 AM
Author: adulterous frisky point

how's it *misplaced* pride? you're talking about misleading people for donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862129)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner

you have $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862136)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: rough-skinned mint meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862137)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: adulterous frisky point

i think the poor should and do have pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862889)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Translucent Rambunctious Stead

These systems are actually pretty easy to navigate, it's just that they're mostly used by retards. A chill xo bro who just wanted to game the system would be on disability for his """disability""" pretty quickly and rolling in neetbux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863054)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM
Author: erotic national

I'd kill myself if I even realized I couldn't make rent next month, idk how people end up homeless, wtf are they hanging on to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862134)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862866)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Lavender diverse stain

Sleep with a man for a little bit of money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862869)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: blue university

Yeah but they'll expect more once you get back on your feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863083)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Gaped Main People Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863490)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Lavender diverse stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863645)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Ivory vigorous location queen of the night

this was my instinct as well but op was clear that you have literally zero dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863608)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan faggotry

Call up one of the dozens of people who would be happy to let me stay with them for a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862871)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Laughsome light half-breed partner

wow lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862876)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan faggotry

It's not luck. It's being smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862886)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Lake Knife

Open Seeking arrangement account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862872)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Dashing space

get a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862888)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Gaped Main People Institution

Are you employed, sir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863495)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Vengeful trailer park

Call children “niglets” (tsinah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48862892)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: splenetic dark mediation

move to SE Asia and teach english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863051)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Talented Range Therapy

Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863055)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Clear ticket booth

Work for Salvation Army

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863086)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: blue university

Oh no endless free camping options and benies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863089)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Bistre lascivious yarmulke idea he suggested

go to family and friends. i think you cant realistically get a job at that point but id try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863096)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: mauve aphrodisiac address boltzmann

Buy some tooth numbing cream and mix it with baking soda then sell it to a dumbass college kid at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863106)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: naked titillating theater tank

parents, ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863167)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine locale

How has no one said rob CSLG yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863293)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: exciting puce turdskin scourge upon the earth

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863487)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: spruce marketing idea liquid oxygen

uhhhhhhh

Chef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863387)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: flickering curious rehab

blow my brains out on the doorstep of someone who had wronged me or fucked me over (employer that laid me off, landlord who had evicted me, etc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863477)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Cracking ungodly factory reset button temple

this all comes down to dependents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863502)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy salmon theater stage gunner

Go to one of my other houses I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713150&forum_id=2Elisa#48863509)