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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
exhilarant round eye
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
excitant idiotic indian lodge mood
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
Motley Purple Parlor Quadroon
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
effete senate preventive strike
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
Buck-toothed Home Skinny Woman
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
insecure address
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
Buck-toothed Home Skinny Woman
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage Cruise Ship
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
Mind-boggling red market ladyboy
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
cerise talented house
  01/12/26
...
poppy rehab
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
insecure address
  01/11/26
...
Sapphire French Menage Gaping
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
Motley Purple Parlor Quadroon
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
Clear theater stage pocket flask
  01/11/26
there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trum...
irate spectacular rigor codepig
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
poppy rehab
  01/12/26
it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out argument...
irate spectacular rigor codepig
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
poppy rehab
  01/12/26
sure, and i agree. read them in translation.
irate spectacular rigor codepig
  01/12/26
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poppy rehab
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
zarathustra
  01/14/26
tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did yo...
miltonian
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
fiercely-loyal wonderful nowag stead
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
light faggot firefighter
  01/11/26
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supple crackhouse generalized bond
  01/12/26
...
jet rambunctious brethren
  01/12/26
I like this theory
Demanding razzmatazz church building place of business
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
Boyish national cuckold
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
cowgod
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
Garnet Lay
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
Drunken Psychic
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
poppy rehab
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
olive disrespectful personal credit line
  01/11/26
Retarded
Bateful arrogant garrison patrolman
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
vivacious fluffy lodge organic girlfriend
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
Demanding razzmatazz church building place of business
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
Out-of-control mexican
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
Sapphire French Menage Gaping
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
Cerebral very tactful gas station dingle berry
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
Mind-boggling red market ladyboy
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
Dashing nudist casino people who are hurt
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
Cerebral very tactful gas station dingle berry
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
Narrow-minded Blood Rage
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
Startling learning disabled spot coldplay fan
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
poppy rehab
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  01/14/26
Im gay
hairraiser green locus
  01/12/26
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Sapphire French Menage Gaping
  01/12/26
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hairraiser green locus
  01/12/26
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ponytail
  01/13/26
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/13/26
You only think this because English-language "great lit...
lex
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
fulano
  01/14/26
it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the no...
miltonian
  01/14/26


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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: exhilarant round eye

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: excitant idiotic indian lodge mood

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Motley Purple Parlor Quadroon

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: effete senate preventive strike

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Home Skinny Woman

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: insecure address

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Home Skinny Woman

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Old Irish Cottage Cruise Ship

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling red market ladyboy

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: cerise talented house

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: poppy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: insecure address

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Sapphire French Menage Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Motley Purple Parlor Quadroon

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Clear theater stage pocket flask

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: irate spectacular rigor codepig

there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trumpet loudest for latin and greek are almost always the ones who haven’t spent real time with either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: poppy rehab

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: irate spectacular rigor codepig

it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out arguments for compulsory education in classical languages, because they sound persuasive in the abstract, but get pretty shaky even with gentle prodding.

- the beneficial RIGOR of latin and greek grammar

the claim is that somehow the mere act of wrestling with strange grammatical inflections is itself a moral and intellectual discipline of sorts. there are plenty of other highly inflected languages other than latin and greek, and still many more with mind-bending grammar, if that's the goal. latin and greek are not unique grammatically. and anyway, greek and latin grammar are not sleek elegant internally coherent systems. they were messy languages spoken by real people and there are much more suitable subjects for training the mind. a tangential point, but approaching latin & greek by brute forcing grammatical "rigor" is poor pedagogy that puts already challenging languages completely out of a student's reach.

- to access pillars of western civilization in the original

while certainly a worthy goal, a vanishingly small number of high school students who study latin in high school engage with its literature at a meaningful level. so few kids learn greek, let alone master it, that it's not even part of the real conversation.

learning any language well, let alone latin and greek, requires some intelligence, but also desire and a massive time commitment that cannot be mandated into existence. schools cannot require the kind of seat time required for sufficient mastery of these tongues, and in absence of that, they cannot supply the motivation. forcing latin and greek on a million high school students every year with an average iq of 100 is burning an enormous amount of educational time and resources for something, that for nearly every student, never had a chance of working.

the dirty secret of classics is that most classics professors at the best schools themselves read these languages very haltingly, due in great part to the pedagogical practices mentioned earlier.

i am all for teaching these languages to bright and motivated law teens, but it cannot take place in the current system.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: poppy rehab

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: irate spectacular rigor codepig

sure, and i agree. read them in translation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: poppy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: zarathustra

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: miltonian

tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did you go to a public school? which language(s) did you learn? let me know so that i can put your mentally retarded post into context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful nowag stead

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: light faggot firefighter

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: supple crackhouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: jet rambunctious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Demanding razzmatazz church building place of business

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop

(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Boyish national cuckold

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop

not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: cowgod

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Garnet Lay

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Drunken Psychic

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: poppy rehab

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: olive disrespectful personal credit line

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Bateful arrogant garrison patrolman

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: vivacious fluffy lodge organic girlfriend

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Demanding razzmatazz church building place of business

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control mexican

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Sapphire French Menage Gaping

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Snowy hideous principal's office gaming laptop

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful gas station dingle berry

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling red market ladyboy

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: Dashing nudist casino people who are hurt

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Cerebral very tactful gas station dingle berry

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Blood Rage

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Startling learning disabled spot coldplay fan

Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: poppy rehab

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: hairraiser green locus

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Sapphire French Menage Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: hairraiser green locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: lex

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: fulano

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: miltonian

it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the novel, which was more or less created for barely sentient women, should take up so much space in the standard canon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2Elisa#49588345)