Date: December 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: OldHLSDude
To the tune of "I Write the Music"
I’ve been alive forever
And I wrote the very first law
I put the statutes and regulations together
I am the law, and I write the laws.
I write the laws that make the whole world run
I write laws criminal and civil
I write the laws that make CEOs cry
I write the laws, I write the laws.
My power lies deep inside you
I replaced your very own soul
Now when I look out through your eyes
I feel powerful, even though I’m incorporeal
I write the laws that make the whole world run
I write laws criminal and civil
I write the laws that make CEOs cry
I write the laws, I write the laws.
Oh, my laws make you dance
Just like a puppet
And I wrote some exceptions, so you can demur
Law would fill your heart, that is, if you had one
It’s from me, it’s for you
It’s from you, it’s for me
It’s a world wide judiciary
I write the laws that make the whole world run
I write laws criminal and civil
I write the laws that make CEOs cry
I write the laws, I write the laws.
I write the laws that make the whole world run
I write laws criminal and civil
I write the laws that make CEOs cry
I write the laws, I write the laws.
I am law, and I write the laws.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5655780&forum_id=2Elisa#48495963)