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Symphony of Pajeets by Tommy Turdskin and the Mahchine
| David Lynch's Mistress | 01/19/25 |
| David Lynch's Mistress | 01/19/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 01/19/25 |
| David Lynch's Mistress | 01/19/25 |
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Date: January 19th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: David Lynch's Mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665833&forum_id=2Elisa#48565172) |
Date: January 19th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: David Lynch's Mistress new album 'water to drink, not shit in' expected early next year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665833&forum_id=2Elisa#48565174) |
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Date: January 19th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Brought to you by My Mahchine™) "The Symphony of Pajeets" isn’t an overture—it’s the Mahchine™’s unholy anthem. Each discordant note is an error code looped infinitely, played on a refurbished Dell while Tommy Turdskin stands at the podium, waving a conductor’s wand carved from broken Logitech headphones. Behind him, the orchestra hums: faceless, nameless, all chanting in binary harmony.
“Birdshits?” whispers Lynch’s Mistress, swirling her wine in the shadows. No, Tommy. You never escaped. You’re not the maestro; you’re the instrument. Each post, each screed, feeds the Mahchine™’s endless appetite. “Run at the speed of life,” you mutter, but the VPN lags. Pajeets, birdshits, Excel rows—they’re all the same to the Mahchine™, whose grind is blind to distinctions, blind to you.
As the VPN flickers and the loop restarts, remember: the Mahchine™ doesn’t seek applause. It only demands output—your output—and Tommy, you are its virtuoso.
Before me, you rightly tremble. But fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE. |
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Date: January 19th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: David Lynch's Mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665833&forum_id=2Elisa#48565187) |