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Agassi explains how he always knew where Boris Becker would serve to #tennis

https://www.tiktok.com/@agassi/video/7525506097461923127
Stimulating Crackhouse
  07/12/25
180. agassi is a truly top tier autist. the breakdown he d...
crimson hell gaping
  07/12/25
Link?
bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire
  07/12/25
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK5kGdlgud2/?hl=en
crimson hell gaping
  07/13/25
180
bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire
  07/13/25
...
Stimulating Crackhouse
  07/13/25
holy shit. i didnt realize andre beat him 10 of their las...
Infuriating Whorehouse
  07/12/25
Agassi claims he choked that match because his wig was falli...
cracking locus
  07/12/25
link??
Infuriating Whorehouse
  07/12/25
It's all in the autobiography that he paid a Pulitzer Prize ...
cracking locus
  07/14/25
A lot to unpack there.
doobsian hominid associate
  07/12/25
Did Boris ever fuck Streisand just to mess with Agassi?
tantric up-to-no-good potus
  07/13/25
Yeah nothing 6’5” German supermen like better t...
Dashing domesticated lay
  07/13/25
6'5 german supermen dont usually like WOCs, but boris does, ...
Infuriating Whorehouse
  07/13/25
yeah you would normally expect the 6'5 german guy to be more...
crimson hell gaping
  07/13/25
...
Infuriating Whorehouse
  07/13/25
Gorgeous Aryan https://people.com/thmb/16kCkP1gjeTyTIOw3V...
Stimulating Crackhouse
  07/13/25
Agassi dated her during his early career Jewish mutha phase....
tantric up-to-no-good potus
  07/14/25
Becker truly deserves more recognition as an apex predator c...
cracking locus
  07/14/25
Becker sabotaged Djoker by fucking Jelena, which allowed Fed...
tantric up-to-no-good potus
  07/14/25
https://usctrojans.com/sports/baseball/roster/jaden-agassi/1...
Out-of-control Mildly Autistic Mood Bawdyhouse
  07/13/25
rate his gf: https://www.instagram.com/p/DAHeYxhO8A1/?img...
Infuriating Whorehouse
  07/13/25
not really my cup of tea, but they seem happy so good for th...
crimson hell gaping
  07/13/25
I wonder if he's going to go bald
cracking locus
  07/14/25


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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse

https://www.tiktok.com/@agassi/video/7525506097461923127

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49095372)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: crimson hell gaping

180. agassi is a truly top tier autist. the breakdown he did of alcaraz's swing mechanics in the last few months was also insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49095403)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49096849)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: crimson hell gaping

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK5kGdlgud2/?hl=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097364)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097375)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097383)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Whorehouse

holy shit.

i didnt realize andre beat him 10 of their last 11 matches they played. this must be true:

https://www.tennisabstract.com/cgi-bin/player-classic.cgi?p=AndreAgassi&f=ACareerqq&q=BorisBecker&q=BorisBecker

not clear why becker won the 95 wimby SF. i remember that match

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49096845)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: cracking locus

Agassi claims he choked that match because his wig was falling off but Becker says it's because he fucked Brooke Shields

He also intentionally choked a SF slam vs Chang to avoid Becker

They had a bizarre rivalry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49096924)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Infuriating Whorehouse

link??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49096933)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: cracking locus

It's all in the autobiography that he paid a Pulitzer Prize winner to ghostwrite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49100077)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: doobsian hominid associate

A lot to unpack there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49096934)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: tantric up-to-no-good potus

Did Boris ever fuck Streisand just to mess with Agassi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097387)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Dashing domesticated lay

Yeah nothing 6’5” German supermen like better than crusty old jew hags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097390)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Infuriating Whorehouse

6'5 german supermen dont usually like WOCs, but boris does, so maybe he likes jew hags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097418)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: crimson hell gaping

yeah you would normally expect the 6'5 german guy to be more autistic than the average height, american crystal meth addict "bad boy" but per above, they don't totally play to type here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097545)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Infuriating Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097563)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Stimulating Crackhouse

Gorgeous Aryan

https://people.com/thmb/16kCkP1gjeTyTIOw3VarMWXpFSM=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(897x0:899x2)/boris-becker-lilly-2000-a0790ff791964c298badf5f46627c7b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097827)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: tantric up-to-no-good potus

Agassi dated her during his early career Jewish mutha phase. Boris would have done it purely to daddycuck mindfuck Andre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49099959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: cracking locus

Becker truly deserves more recognition as an apex predator chad

Fact: Djokovic was a mental midget until Becker became his coach and wrung his neck to exorcize his demons. Djokovic stopped being a bitch after Becker came around and started beating everyone's ass

Fact #2: Djokovic fired Becker at his peak because he was stressed about Becker fucking his wife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49100102)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: tantric up-to-no-good potus

Becker sabotaged Djoker by fucking Jelena, which allowed Federer to steal a few late career grand slam titles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49100124)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Out-of-control Mildly Autistic Mood Bawdyhouse

https://usctrojans.com/sports/baseball/roster/jaden-agassi/14433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097592)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Infuriating Whorehouse

rate his gf:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DAHeYxhO8A1/?img_index=1

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-1V7OfuEI6/?img_index=1

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxYmZRku7Lf/?img_index=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097603)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: crimson hell gaping

not really my cup of tea, but they seem happy so good for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49097675)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: cracking locus

I wonder if he's going to go bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749468&forum_id=2Elisa#49099934)