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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
Flatulent plaza
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honey-headed balding cruise ship legal warrant
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Out-of-control chapel
  06/07/26
mods plz for pete’s sake
offensive drab crotch liquid oxygen
  06/07/26
?
Flatulent plaza
  06/07/26
I said you could come as long as you don’t out me
offensive drab crotch liquid oxygen
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Flatulent plaza
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redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
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Trust If Aryan
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arrogant cracking becky
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unholy rehab jap
  06/07/26
Was he taller than the groom?
unholy rehab jap
  06/07/26
Easily a foot taller lol
Flatulent plaza
  06/07/26
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honey-headed balding cruise ship legal warrant
  06/07/26
How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?
Pale massive stead boltzmann
  06/07/26
Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.
Flatulent plaza
  06/07/26
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Juan Eighty
  06/08/26


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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2Elisa#49920144)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: honey-headed balding cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control chapel



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: offensive drab crotch liquid oxygen

mods plz for pete’s sake

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: offensive drab crotch liquid oxygen

I said you could come as long as you don’t out me

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza



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Date: June 8th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: arrogant cracking becky



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: unholy rehab jap



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: unholy rehab jap

Was he taller than the groom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2Elisa#49920688)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza

Easily a foot taller lol

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: honey-headed balding cruise ship legal warrant



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Pale massive stead boltzmann

How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2Elisa#49920754)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Flatulent plaza

Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2Elisa#49920783)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2Elisa#49922244)