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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
nudist set
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
wonderful pit scourge upon the earth
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Slate water buffalo haunted graveyard
  07/11/25
Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
histrionic bright preventive strike
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
aromatic walnut juggernaut
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Charismatic clown internal respiration
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Pontificating Electric Coffee Pot
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
nudist set
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Soul-stirring Regret Selfie
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180
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sick bearded site
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send reinforcements
Arousing azure library
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
bossy heaven pistol
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
nudist set
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
cerebral whorehouse feces
  07/11/25
Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
Wine Love Of Her Life
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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Rambunctious corner
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Lascivious avocado forum jewess
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: nudist set

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful pit scourge upon the earth

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Yapping glittery immigrant faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: sick bearded site



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: histrionic bright preventive strike



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: cerebral whorehouse feces



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: magenta address



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: cordovan athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Comical university



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-colored chapel



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Slate water buffalo haunted graveyard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: histrionic bright preventive strike

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: aromatic walnut juggernaut

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Charismatic clown internal respiration

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Pontificating Electric Coffee Pot

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: nudist set

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Regret Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade cuckold associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Pontificating Electric Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Supple twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Mischievous Roast Beef Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Comical university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Slate water buffalo haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sick bearded site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Arousing azure library

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: bossy heaven pistol

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: nudist set

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cerebral whorehouse feces

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Wine Love Of Her Life

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: cordovan athletic conference

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Aqua theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Lascivious avocado forum jewess

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: nudist set

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: sick bearded site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Slate water buffalo haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Regret Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Plum point volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Pontificating Electric Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095575)