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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/08/25
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orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Indigo floppy hospital clown
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Cerise harsh house
  12/12/25
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
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  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
exhilarant plum whorehouse
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
exhilarant plum whorehouse
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Aggressive Site
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/18/25
lol
Impertinent charismatic depressive
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Aggressive Site
  12/17/25
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orchid new version orchestra pit
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Supple casino
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Impertinent charismatic depressive
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
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  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
electric blue roast beef senate
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
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  12/17/25
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  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
vibrant market
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
electric blue roast beef senate
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Slippery pontificating kitchen boltzmann
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
electric blue roast beef senate
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Slippery pontificating kitchen boltzmann
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Mint Jewess
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
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  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
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  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
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Mint Jewess
  12/17/25
I am not!
vibrant market
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
irradiated marketing idea wrinkle
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Indigo floppy hospital clown

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Cerise harsh house

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bistre flickering box office hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: sapphire theater stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: exhilarant plum whorehouse

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: exhilarant plum whorehouse

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: amethyst striped hyena nursing home

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Aggressive Site

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Impertinent charismatic depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Aggressive Site

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Supple casino

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Impertinent charismatic depressive

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Supple casino

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring histrionic home hissy fit

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: electric blue roast beef senate

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: metal twinkling uncleanness

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible crawly associate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: nudist beta dog poop abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Excitant parlour antidepressant drug

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring primrose feces theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: orchid new version orchestra pit

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Awkward rebellious legal warrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: vibrant market

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Slippery pontificating kitchen boltzmann

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: electric blue roast beef senate

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Slippery pontificating kitchen boltzmann

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: electric blue roast beef senate

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Slippery pontificating kitchen boltzmann

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Mint Jewess

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Supple casino

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: vibrant market

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Supple casino

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Mint Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: vibrant market

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: irradiated marketing idea wrinkle

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518198)