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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| galvanic tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| multi-colored blathering personal credit line | 12/16/25 |
| galvanic tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| multi-colored blathering personal credit line | 12/16/25 |
| galvanic tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| Bearded indecent state wrinkle | 12/20/25 |
| Disgusting bronze legal warrant theater | 12/19/25 |
| Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| aquamarine athletic conference | 12/19/25 |
| galvanic tanning salon | 12/20/25 |
| aquamarine athletic conference | 12/20/25 |
| Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| amber overrated fortuitous meteor house | 12/16/25 |
| Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| amber overrated fortuitous meteor house | 12/22/25 |
| Aphrodisiac Public Bath | 12/16/25 |
| galvanic tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| Aphrodisiac Public Bath | 12/16/25 |
| godawful degenerate | 12/16/25 |
| Dashing Rigpig | 12/19/25 |
| godawful degenerate | 12/19/25 |
| Ocher codepig faggotry | 12/20/25 |
| disturbing 180 philosopher-king | 12/16/25 |
| khaki son of senegal pit | 12/16/25 |
| Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Fuchsia Generalized Bond | 12/20/25 |
| cordovan sweet tailpipe | 12/16/25 |
| Carnelian splenetic organic girlfriend church | 12/20/25 |
| cordovan sweet tailpipe | 12/23/25 |
| multi-colored blathering personal credit line | 12/16/25 |
| Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| Fluffy library | 12/21/25 |
| multi-colored blathering personal credit line | 12/16/25 |
| Fuchsia Generalized Bond | 12/16/25 |
| cordovan sweet tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
| Fuchsia Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
| rambunctious hideous bawdyhouse turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| purple yarmulke rehab | 12/19/25 |
| galvanic tanning salon | 12/19/25 |
| Cobalt Supple Friendly Grandma Chapel | 12/19/25 |
| Cobalt Supple Friendly Grandma Chapel | 12/19/25 |
| mischievous garnet azn knife | 12/19/25 |
| purple yarmulke rehab | 12/19/25 |
| charcoal jet-lagged nursing home dingle berry | 12/19/25 |
| amber overrated fortuitous meteor house | 12/19/25 |
| Bearded indecent state wrinkle | 12/20/25 |
| trip slap-happy toilet seat | 12/22/25 |
| Free-loading Buff Office Goyim | 12/19/25 |
| medicated resort fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| Beta onyx set genital piercing | 12/19/25 |
| Fuchsia Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
| Beta onyx set genital piercing | 12/19/25 |
| Tripping aromatic piazza | 12/20/25 |
| amethyst maniacal selfie prole | 12/19/25 |
| motley shitlib kitchen | 12/19/25 |
| Aphrodisiac Public Bath | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal | 12/20/25 |
| titillating self-absorbed double fault | 12/19/25 |
| Dashing Rigpig | 12/19/25 |
| crystalline soul-stirring hissy fit institution | 12/19/25 |
| Snowy house-broken gaping depressive | 12/20/25 |
| Lavender heady goal in life private investor | 12/20/25 |
| Fuchsia Generalized Bond | 12/20/25 |
| Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap | 12/20/25 |
| razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal | 12/20/25 |
| Crusty casino hairy legs | 12/20/25 |
| floppy metal gas station | 12/20/25 |
| medicated resort fanboi | 12/20/25 |
| Crusty casino hairy legs | 12/21/25 |
| Cobalt Supple Friendly Grandma Chapel | 12/20/25 |
| Fluffy library | 12/20/25 |
| aquamarine athletic conference | 12/21/25 |
| Fluffy library | 12/22/25 |
| aquamarine athletic conference | 12/23/25 |
| Fluffy library | 12/23/25 |
| startling contagious psychic | 12/22/25 |
| Ocher codepig faggotry | 12/22/25 |
| Ocher codepig faggotry | 12/23/25 |
| Confused bateful doctorate | 12/22/25 |
| trip slap-happy toilet seat | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: galvanic tanning salon 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: multi-colored blathering personal credit line This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: galvanic tanning salon lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: multi-colored blathering personal credit line My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: galvanic tanning salon You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Bearded indecent state wrinkle Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Disgusting bronze legal warrant theater It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: aquamarine athletic conference You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: galvanic tanning salon brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: aquamarine athletic conference glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: amber overrated fortuitous meteor house $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: amber overrated fortuitous meteor house thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: galvanic tanning salon ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: godawful degenerate $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Dashing Rigpig I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: godawful degenerate good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Ocher codepig faggotry $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: disturbing 180 philosopher-king six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: khaki son of senegal pit 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Fuchsia Generalized Bond what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: cordovan sweet tailpipe 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Carnelian splenetic organic girlfriend church me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: cordovan sweet tailpipe It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: multi-colored blathering personal credit line 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Fluffy library Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: multi-colored blathering personal credit line I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Fuchsia Generalized Bond mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: cordovan sweet tailpipe In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Fuchsia Generalized Bond yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: rambunctious hideous bawdyhouse turdskin Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: purple yarmulke rehab 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: galvanic tanning salon fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Cobalt Supple Friendly Grandma Chapel A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Cobalt Supple Friendly Grandma Chapel OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: mischievous garnet azn knife A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: purple yarmulke rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: charcoal jet-lagged nursing home dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: amber overrated fortuitous meteor house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Bearded indecent state wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: trip slap-happy toilet seat Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Free-loading Buff Office Goyim $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: medicated resort fanboi can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Beta onyx set genital piercing Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Fuchsia Generalized Bond nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Beta onyx set genital piercing Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Tripping aromatic piazza You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: amethyst maniacal selfie prole Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: motley shitlib kitchen Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Public Bath damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: titillating self-absorbed double fault Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Dashing Rigpig 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: crystalline soul-stirring hissy fit institution Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Snowy house-broken gaping depressive 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Lavender heady goal in life private investor 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Fuchsia Generalized Bond 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Sick pearly parlour mad-dog skullcap Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: razzle-dazzle sneaky criminal 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Crusty casino hairy legs literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: floppy metal gas station I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: medicated resort fanboi so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Crusty casino hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Cobalt Supple Friendly Grandma Chapel 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Fluffy library Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: aquamarine athletic conference how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Fluffy library I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: aquamarine athletic conference 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Fluffy library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: startling contagious psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Ocher codepig faggotry Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Ocher codepig faggotry $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Confused bateful doctorate $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: trip slap-happy toilet seat I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2Elisa#49530537) |