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"Daddy, what's an 'astronaut'?"

I knelt down beside my son and looked him in the eye. "...
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P.S. The Dad was Albert Einstein
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Obama Administration Extends International Space Station unt...
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(guy unaware that we retired the archaic space shuttle and a...
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2015 was supposed to start the manned Constellation missions...
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why are you so angry? the actual means by which we get to th...
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About Russia....
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Dumbest thread ever.
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On January 14, 2004, U.S. President George W. Bush announced...
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Date: February 5th, 2014 9:31 AM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch

I knelt down beside my son and looked him in the eye. "Where did you hear that word?"

"In this old book," he said.

I sighed. "It's a pilot who would fly higher than the sky, who might even go to the moon."

"Wow," he breathed. "Does America have astronauts?"

I felt the hot sting of tears brimming in my eyes, and I blinked repeatedly. "No, not anymore."

He looked confused. "Does Russia?"

I nodded.

"And does China?"

I swallowed hard, feeling the lump in my throat, and nodded again.

"So why don't we?"

"Well, a man named Barack Obama didn't think it was important."

He stared at me for a minute. "It's okay, I'll live here with you forever--who needs to go to space?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960408)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 9:34 AM
Author: Boyish Mustard Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960422)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Mildly autistic confused turdskin sound barrier

I can't disagree with this statement. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#25033886)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Hideous garrison jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960572)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Cordovan Foreskin State

Son, we used to risk people's lives to go on scientifically dubious vanity space missions as part of a cold war propaganda campaign. Now we land awesome robot explorers on places like Mars and the moons of Jupiter. Oh, and if you want to take a ride to space we have private companies that will take you up for relatively low cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960612)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch

lol no, we used to send warriors and fighter pilots to the last frontier. Then we turned into a politically-correct NSF grant program in low orbit. Then we stopped the pretense, cut it all together, and started putting cameras on wheels around the solar system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960659)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: zombie-like bat-shit-crazy spot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960723)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:44 PM
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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

P.S. The Dad was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960624)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: Pale Indian Lodge

(newt ginrich supporter jerking off to his moonbase fantasies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960627)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Mildly autistic confused turdskin sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#25033887)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

Obama Administration Extends International Space Station until at Least 2024

Posted Wednesday, January 8, 2014

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=45146

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960633)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: zombie-like bat-shit-crazy spot pistol

What we should really hope for is that the Russians or Chinese land on the moon sometime this decade, at the site of the Apollo 11 landing. They walk over to American flag, planted by Armstrong in '69, fold it up, and replace it with their own. All broadcast live for the national audience.

We'd be back on the moon within five years and have a manned mission to mars within the decade.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960645)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

(guy unaware that there are 2 American astronauts on the ISS as I type this)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960648)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:34 AM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch

(guy unaware they got there from Russia because we can't launch humans into space)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960658)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

(guy unaware that we retired the archaic space shuttle and are now developing the next generation SLS that 1) is scheduled for its maiden voyage in 2017, 2) will be more advanced than anything the Russians or Chinese will build for 40 years, and 3) will be the vehicle that carries the first humans to Mars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960668)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch

2015 was supposed to start the manned Constellation missions. 2017 as the projected date for unmanned missions of SLS is garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960687)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:44 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

why are you so angry? the actual means by which we get to the ISS is irrelevant until the SLS is ready. Are you worried the Russians are going to kick us out of the ISS for a few years and claim it as their own personal clubhouse or something? its redundant to have 2 countries both supporting archaic, expensive launch systems while we're busy developing the next generation system. its cheaper and more sensible for us to lease their launch system from them for a few years while we finalize the SLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960701)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch

About Russia....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#25116495)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Racy Office

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#42573831)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Titillating Dilemma Windowlicker

(((lisp aficionado)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#43123155)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:32 AM
Author: disrespectful coral internal respiration keepsake machete

"Daddy, I told a girl at school I liked zher and now they're suspending me for a week"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960652)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

(oddly common reptile fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960653)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: Boyish Mustard Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960703)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

oh that's right I forgot libs hate hetero relationships with a passion.

cot damn you guys are dumb. its no wonder you're so easy to beat in national elections. you spend all your time fighting an enemy that isn't even there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960706)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic confused turdskin sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#25033888)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:36 AM
Author: Boyish Mustard Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960662)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 8:35 AM
Author: Hideous garrison jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#25033889)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: massive hairraiser whorehouse

Dumbest thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960707)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:57 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Odious Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#24960749)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 5:38 AM
Author: Rose supple faggot firefighter

On January 14, 2004, U.S. President George W. Bush announced the Orion spacecraft, known then as the Crew Exploration Vehicle (CEV), as part of the Vision for Space Exploration:

“ Our second goal is to develop and test a new spacecraft, the Crew Exploration Vehicle, by 2008, and to conduct the first manned mission no later than 2014. The Crew Exploration Vehicle will be capable of ferrying astronauts and scientists to the Space Station after the shuttle is retired. But the main purpose of this spacecraft will be to carry astronauts beyond our orbit to other worlds. This will be the first spacecraft of its kind since the Apollo Command Module.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(spacecraft)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#25033747)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 2:02 PM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch

P.S. My son was Elon Musk, he grew up and decided to put men back on the moon, forward this to five people and good luck will follow ðŸ€ðŸ€ðŸ€ðŸ€ðŸ€

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#40286637)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: thriller jade genital piercing brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#40305089)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: Racy Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#43123061)



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Date: May 27th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Yellow philosopher-king nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#40286648)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 3:44 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#40305108)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#40305122)



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Date: June 4th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Racy Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#42573827)



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Date: September 15th, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: lascivious aqua haunted graveyard

Here is the hidden subtlety of this poast: The Dad was holding back tears because he grew up loving America. Idolizing the brave men (and few women, lol) that gave their lives for this country. But, as a white man, he is brow beaten by the current country he lives in and doesn't love it as much anymore. The son doesn't love this country because he grew up in a country that hates him.

So when he says that he will just stay with Daddy, the son is showing that he loves his dad more than his country. And the dad realizes, in that moment, that his country doesn't matter anymore and that his son and family are all that are important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#43123107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: s.e.g.a.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2487064&forum_id=2Elisa#49785353)