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A lot of BIGLAW ppl are retarded with money

just fucking squandering it on 5 trips to Europe a year. BM...
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
U r poor
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
no I'm right fuckface, ur MAF because less than 5 minutes ag...
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
U r really poor.
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
(MAF fat boi)
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
U are a poor bald nerd.
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
(MAF)
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
lol dork
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
keep bumping fat boi
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
Let me get this straight. You suck penis and let men fuck y...
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
yeah
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
damn u gay
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
great thread
novus homo
  04/16/25
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Chris Isaak?s Think of (and Poast for) Tomorrow tp
  04/15/25
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William Badass
  04/15/25
It’s absurd. We live in the same house we lived in whe...
BakerHostetler
  04/15/25
I forgot to mention the private school shit. totally fuckin...
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
Faggot
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
it's 180 that you keep bumping my thread fat boi!
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
asspenis
Penis Six Nine
  04/15/25
Just send your kids to the thunderdome. They’ll be fi...
George Jetson
  04/15/25
...
William Badass
  04/15/25
This is the real drain.
Drunkard
  04/16/25
I spend $100k a year on school for the kids and $60k a year ...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  04/16/25
Biglaw doesn't pay shit, especially after taxes. I don't ha...
tarrifs
  04/15/25
I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  04/15/25
Sorry Jackson Lewis isn't biglaw
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
I'm a Biglawyer imo
tarrifs
  04/15/25
lewis brisbois is a damn fine firm
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  04/15/25
cr
tarrifs
  04/15/25
how much savings do you have?
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
I have close to zero (maybe 10-15k tops), but I'm also a pro...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  04/15/25
also terrible flame
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
Something like 6 million in cash, retirement accounts and ta...
tarrifs
  04/15/25
terrible flame
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
Where's the flame, you motherfucker!
tarrifs
  04/15/25
yeah, and 6 million jews died in the holocaust
the place where there is no darkness
  04/16/25
one of the lulziest things about the umc looking down on oth...
hank_scorpio
  04/15/25
...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  04/15/25
it's weird how u turn this thread into that.
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
how so? it is proof that they are buckwild themselves
hank_scorpio
  04/15/25
edit - I thought u said URM not UMC. carry on.
"""'"'"""''
  04/15/25
wow it's almost like theyre all trashy retarded jews
blow off some steam
  04/15/25
1. There’s something to be said about enjoying the thi...
,.,.,.,........,....,,,..
  04/16/25
how can they afford anything when they graduate from law sch...
the place where there is no darkness
  04/16/25
I'm in-house and in a good year my bonus alone is $250k. Big...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  04/16/25
What in-house roles get a 250k cash bonus? Seems like most g...
,.,.,.,........,....,,,..
  04/16/25
Any PE or asset management shop is going to be over 50% bonu...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  04/16/25


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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

just fucking squandering it on 5 trips to Europe a year. BMW's that cost $80,000 with high insurance rates. Oversizes homes they don't need. Then they wonder why they can't retire til they're 60 despite making 500k-1m or more for 20+ years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851263)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

U r poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851282)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

no I'm right fuckface, ur MAF because less than 5 minutes ago I called you out for being fat as shit in your workout thread. sorry not sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851285)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

U r really poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851289)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

(MAF fat boi)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851301)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

U are a poor bald nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851307)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

(MAF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851335)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

lol dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851353)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

keep bumping fat boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851376)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Let me get this straight. You suck penis and let men fuck your ass. Is that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851378)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851432)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

damn u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851511)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851784)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Chris Isaak?s Think of (and Poast for) Tomorrow tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851277)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: William Badass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851281)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: BakerHostetler ((zurich is stained))

It’s absurd. We live in the same house we lived in when I made 160k. I make 500+ now and I’m not moving, putting my kids in private school, joining a country club or any of that nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851288)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

I forgot to mention the private school shit. totally fucking absurd. most BIGLAW people spend more on private school than their mortgage. then half those kids don't even get into a good college, LMAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851304)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851330)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

it's 180 that you keep bumping my thread fat boi!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851337)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

asspenis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851354)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: George Jetson

Just send your kids to the thunderdome. They’ll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851427)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: William Badass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851431)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Drunkard

This is the real drain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851916)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

I spend $100k a year on school for the kids and $60k a year on the nanny. $25k more on extracurricular BS and tutors. My 2yo goes to open play, gymnastics and swim classes that run me $300 a week. Kids eat all my money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851940)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: tarrifs

Biglaw doesn't pay shit, especially after taxes. I don't have BMW or a big house. I don't take trips to Europe. Can't afford any of that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851320)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851326)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

Sorry Jackson Lewis isn't biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851341)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: tarrifs

I'm a Biglawyer imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851345)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

lewis brisbois is a damn fine firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851348)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: tarrifs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851374)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

how much savings do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851379)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

I have close to zero (maybe 10-15k tops), but I'm also a prole who was never taught to save

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851383)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

also terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851440)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: tarrifs

Something like 6 million in cash, retirement accounts and taxable brokerage accounts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851408)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851437)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: tarrifs

Where's the flame, you motherfucker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851494)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

yeah, and 6 million jews died in the holocaust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851932)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

one of the lulziest things about the umc looking down on others is that the second they get any money most of them turn into straight up niggers and go buckwild on houses and cars and are immediately broke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851328)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851338)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

it's weird how u turn this thread into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851343)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

how so? it is proof that they are buckwild themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851421)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: """'"'"""''

edit - I thought u said URM not UMC. carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851436)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: blow off some steam

wow it's almost like theyre all trashy retarded jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851509)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


1. There’s something to be said about enjoying the things $ can buy when you’re still young and healthy enough to enjoy it

2. Biglaw is miserable and the only reason to do it is for the $. Seeing the stuff that the $ can buy can help make sense of why you’re doing it, which is why a lot of lawyers spend lavishly as an almost therapeutic method.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851920)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

how can they afford anything when they graduate from law school $350,000 in debt at 8% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851930)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

I'm in-house and in a good year my bonus alone is $250k. Biglaw fuckers make more than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851946)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


What in-house roles get a 250k cash bonus? Seems like most gigs top out at 35-50 percent target bonus and that’s GC level gigs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851952)



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Date: April 16th, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Any PE or asset management shop is going to be over 50% bonus in a good year and exactly 50% in an average year. Though this year the bonuses will be the worst in a long time -- maybe 20%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711321&forum_id=2Elisa#48851959)