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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
ocher meetinghouse goal in life
  07/14/25
Ty
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
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burgundy mischievous people who are hurt center
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
fiercely-loyal university
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
fiercely-loyal university
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
fiercely-loyal university
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Jet-lagged messiness market
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
...
thriller judgmental community account
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Doobsian Territorial Site
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
haunting kitchen toilet seat
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
haunting kitchen toilet seat
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hilarious patrolman
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marvelous pervert
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Galvanic cocky stead wrinkle
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hairraiser rehab
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henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
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adventurous party of the first part
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
sadistic reading party shrine
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
sadistic reading party shrine
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Tripping persian
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
sadistic reading party shrine
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Tripping persian
  07/14/25
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glittery blathering home azn
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
marvelous pervert
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
spectacular chocolate alpha
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
sadistic reading party shrine
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
slate flirting telephone masturbator
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
slate flirting telephone masturbator
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
racy antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
fiercely-loyal university
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
hilarious patrolman
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
fiercely-loyal university
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
mewling doctorate
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Passionate indirect expression organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
zippy electric pistol
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
odious black woman
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haunting kitchen toilet seat
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
odious black woman
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
haunting kitchen toilet seat
  07/15/25
...
zippy electric pistol
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
odious black woman
  07/15/25
Where is the link
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
haunting kitchen toilet seat
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Vigorous hall ladyboy
  07/15/25
Here he comes
odious black woman
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
black sticky headpube
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ahhhhh shit!!!
zippy electric pistol
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing
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...
odious black woman
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...
marvelous pervert
  07/15/25
almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
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Crystalline fighting resort
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
odious black woman
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
...
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing
  07/15/25
...
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
sadistic reading party shrine
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Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
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navy beady-eyed stock car
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baldmo judge tp
marvelous pervert
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copper maniacal box office
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jet shaky brethren whorehouse
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adventurous party of the first part
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glittery blathering home azn
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copper maniacal box office
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
Domesticated Green Spot
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
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Supple dark jewess state
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Imagine?
marvelous pervert
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
marvelous pervert
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"I can turn him straight"
odious black woman
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haunting kitchen toilet seat
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Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
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marvelous pervert
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copper maniacal box office
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citrine stirring casino
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iridescent twinkling uncleanness
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adventurous party of the first part
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Nudist hateful puppy
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
marvelous pervert
  07/15/25
Tho humble
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
navy beady-eyed stock car
  07/15/25
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unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
odious black woman
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Vigorous hall ladyboy
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
marvelous pervert
  07/15/25
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henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
  07/15/25
...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
  07/15/25
forwent work
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
odious black woman
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Aquamarine Set Preventive Strike
  07/15/25
*gayer
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Aquamarine Set Preventive Strike
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
sadistic reading party shrine
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
copper maniacal box office
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...
citrine stirring casino
  07/15/25
kike
Doobsian Territorial Site
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hilarious patrolman
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adventurous party of the first part
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Brass cuckoldry
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Crystalline fighting resort
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spectacular chocolate alpha
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nighttime kitty famous landscape painting
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
sadistic reading party shrine
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
tls fox
copper maniacal box office
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
odious black woman
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
copper maniacal box office
  07/15/25
...
haunting kitchen toilet seat
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
razzle-dazzle sable macaca
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
coral den
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
odious black woman
  07/15/25
👋
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
jet shaky brethren whorehouse
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...
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
jet shaky brethren whorehouse
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
jet shaky brethren whorehouse
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
jet shaky brethren whorehouse
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
hilarious patrolman
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
odious black woman
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
jet shaky brethren whorehouse
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Kenneth Play
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copper maniacal box office
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Excitant ruby pit
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
hairraiser rehab
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
haunting kitchen toilet seat
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Walnut Lodge
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
bateful roommate area
  07/15/25
stfu fag
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
bateful roommate area
  07/15/25
the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
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...
haunting kitchen toilet seat
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Domesticated Green Spot
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Domesticated Green Spot
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Domesticated Green Spot
  07/15/25
He’s really good
citrine stirring casino
  07/15/25
im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
exciting parlor
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
iridescent twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/25
jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
iridescent twinkling uncleanness
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...
Comical brilliant theater incel
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
mewling doctorate
  07/15/25
you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
dun halford
  07/15/25
Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
dun halford
  07/15/25
ty pumo
hilarious patrolman
  07/16/25
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burgundy mischievous people who are hurt center
  07/16/25
this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Concupiscible public bath
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel
  07/16/25
crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
exciting parlor
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
Nudist hateful puppy
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Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
nighttime kitty famous landscape painting
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
Contagious filthpig principal's office
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Gorgeous guy
hilarious patrolman
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Insanely creepy sinister locale
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
exciting parlor
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

🥹

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: ocher meetinghouse goal in life

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: burgundy mischievous people who are hurt center



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal university

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101361)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101429)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal university

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal university

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged messiness market

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101439)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101452)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: thriller judgmental community account



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Doobsian Territorial Site

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: marvelous pervert



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Galvanic cocky stead wrinkle



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Tripping persian

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Tripping persian

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: glittery blathering home azn



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: marvelous pervert

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: spectacular chocolate alpha

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: slate flirting telephone masturbator

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: slate flirting telephone masturbator

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: racy antidepressant drug

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal university

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal university

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: mewling doctorate

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Passionate indirect expression organic girlfriend

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: zippy electric pistol

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: odious black woman

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: odious black woman

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: zippy electric pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: odious black woman

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Vigorous hall ladyboy

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: odious black woman

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: odious black woman

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: black sticky headpube

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: zippy electric pistol

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: odious black woman

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: odious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Crystalline fighting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: odious black woman

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: odious black woman

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: navy beady-eyed stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous pervert

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: jet shaky brethren whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: glittery blathering home azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Domesticated Green Spot

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Supple dark jewess state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: marvelous pervert

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: marvelous pervert

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: odious black woman

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: citrine stirring casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: iridescent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Nudist hateful puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: odious black woman

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous pervert

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: navy beady-eyed stock car

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: unholy claret ticket booth genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: odious black woman

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: odious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Vigorous hall ladyboy

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: marvelous pervert

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: odious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: odious black woman

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: odious black woman

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine Set Preventive Strike

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine Set Preventive Strike

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: citrine stirring casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Doobsian Territorial Site

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Brass cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Crystalline fighting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: spectacular chocolate alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: nighttime kitty famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: sadistic reading party shrine

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: odious black woman

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: odious black woman

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable macaca

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: coral den

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: odious black woman

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: jet shaky brethren whorehouse

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: jet shaky brethren whorehouse

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: jet shaky brethren whorehouse

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: jet shaky brethren whorehouse

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: odious black woman

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: jet shaky brethren whorehouse

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: copper maniacal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Excitant ruby pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Walnut Lodge

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: bateful roommate area

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: bateful roommate area

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: haunting kitchen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Domesticated Green Spot

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Domesticated Green Spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Domesticated Green Spot

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: citrine stirring casino

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: exciting parlor

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park hunting ground

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: iridescent twinkling uncleanness

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: chartreuse magical son of senegal giraffe

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: iridescent twinkling uncleanness

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Comical brilliant theater incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: mewling doctorate

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: dun halford

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: dun halford

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: hilarious patrolman

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: burgundy mischievous people who are hurt center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible public bath

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: henna ungodly scourge upon the earth chapel

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: exciting parlor

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Nudist hateful puppy

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Wonderful painfully honest location lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: nighttime kitty famous landscape painting

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Contagious filthpig principal's office

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: hilarious patrolman

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Insanely creepy sinister locale

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: exciting parlor

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2Elisa#49105370)