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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

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So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
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  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
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easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
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  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
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  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
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everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
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Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
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You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
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I never earned one.
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Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Fragrant Narrow-minded Generalized Bond
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
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  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
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A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
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  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
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  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
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wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
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  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
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  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: poppy exciting multi-billionaire

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: peach nursing home sandwich

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Narrow-minded Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy halford tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: passionate dark lodge

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: passionate dark lodge

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: indigo indian lodge boiling water

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Mauve Indecent Casino

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: stimulating tripping center karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Mauve Indecent Casino

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Narrow-minded Generalized Bond

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Haunting contagious point degenerate

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: stimulating tripping center karate

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Narrow-minded Generalized Bond

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Haunting contagious point degenerate

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Narrow-minded Generalized Bond

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: gay resort

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Brindle Step-uncle's House

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: vermilion ladyboy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: alcoholic trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: bespoke chapel reading party

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: drunken racy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring sable jewess address

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: chest-beating razzle-dazzle indirect expression whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Pale Yapping Party Of The First Part

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Disturbing Emerald School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: gay resort

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Disturbing Emerald School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: gay resort

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Disturbing Emerald School Cafeteria Organic Girlfriend

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: motley national security agency

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Haunting contagious point degenerate

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Pale Yapping Party Of The First Part

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Haunting contagious point degenerate

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: motley national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Pale Yapping Party Of The First Part

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: aqua frisky friendly grandma box office

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518198)