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irradiated rebellious parlour
  07/02/19
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irradiated rebellious parlour
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
charcoal swashbuckling resort
  12/20/20
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Diverse jet-lagged stead fortuitous meteor
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
hideous embarrassed to the bone yarmulke
  08/21/19
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topaz digit ratio black woman
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
big range
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
violent trailer park mood
  08/21/19
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beady-eyed pale queen of the night jew
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Bateful glassy senate
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
hideous embarrassed to the bone yarmulke
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
violent trailer park mood
  08/21/19
emergency money
hideous embarrassed to the bone yarmulke
  08/21/19
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contagious abode
  09/01/19
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Black Hospital Becky
  03/06/20
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Black Hospital Becky
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Cracking Garrison
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Brindle thirsty main people
  09/01/19
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contagious abode
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
big range
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
beady-eyed pale queen of the night jew
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Well-lubricated ruby incel travel guidebook
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
irradiated rebellious parlour
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Vivacious base private investor
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Avocado brunch striped hyena
  09/10/21
great thread
Jet keepsake machete puppy
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
irradiated rebellious parlour
  04/10/23
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Diverse jet-lagged stead fortuitous meteor
  04/10/23
i love men
Jet keepsake machete puppy
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Brindle thirsty main people
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Glittery flesh indian lodge jewess
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
irradiated rebellious parlour
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Zero Income No Kids
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: charcoal swashbuckling resort

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Diverse jet-lagged stead fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone yarmulke

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: topaz digit ratio black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: big range

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: violent trailer park mood

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale queen of the night jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Bateful glassy senate

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone yarmulke

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: violent trailer park mood

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone yarmulke

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: contagious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Black Hospital Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Black Hospital Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Cracking Garrison

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Brindle thirsty main people

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: contagious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: big range

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed pale queen of the night jew

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Well-lubricated ruby incel travel guidebook

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Vivacious base private investor

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Avocado brunch striped hyena

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Jet keepsake machete puppy

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Diverse jet-lagged stead fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Jet keepsake machete puppy

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Brindle thirsty main people

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Glittery flesh indian lodge jewess

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: irradiated rebellious parlour

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)