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MFCR alert
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Prole tell!
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Pearly dilemma
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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You’re poor
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
maroon histrionic plaza
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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Aquamarine gaming laptop
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I just got one of these too FML
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
maroon histrionic plaza
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How poor are you fuckers?
Pearly dilemma
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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maroon histrionic plaza
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
maroon histrionic plaza
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
insane shivering hall
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
maroon histrionic plaza
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
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  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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  09/14/24
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: blue tantric wagecucks

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: multi-colored gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Irradiated iridescent whorehouse preventive strike

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Fragrant Pocket Flask Incel



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Stimulating orange affirmative action

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Sinister casino

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Pearly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Excitant Windowlicker Site

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Irradiated iridescent whorehouse preventive strike

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Sinister casino

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Irradiated iridescent whorehouse preventive strike

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaming laptop



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Slippery Step-uncle's House Patrolman



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Slippery Step-uncle's House Patrolman



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: fuchsia marketing idea mexican

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: insane shivering hall

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Stimulating orange affirmative action

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Pearly dilemma

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: aggressive aphrodisiac wrinkle

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: erotic internet-worthy university brethren

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: boyish philosopher-king crackhouse

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: multi-colored gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: boyish philosopher-king crackhouse

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: insane shivering hall

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: trip son of senegal

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: maroon histrionic plaza

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)