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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: cerise rambunctious crotch



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: floppy ebony immigrant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092703)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: cerise rambunctious crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092704)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: abusive round eye deer antler

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital rigpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: floppy ebony immigrant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48796545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bipolar sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899768)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: marvelous liquid oxygen

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: electric khaki property water buffalo

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital rigpig

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: peach dingle berry national

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: tan lettuce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48391012)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: floppy ebony immigrant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47095630)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: hairraiser spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: floppy ebony immigrant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital rigpig

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: bateful bull headed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: floppy ebony immigrant alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: tan lettuce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: exhilarant halford sex offender

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Coral filthpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Coral filthpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: tan lettuce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: charcoal market mexican

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: tan lettuce love of her life

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Coral filthpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: french slate incel fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: salmon jew idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring kitchen son of senegal

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bipolar sanctuary

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Flirting knife chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Elisa#49467431)