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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Aromatic Smoky Nursing Home
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
galvanic slap-happy affirmative action
  03/24/25
yep
Bipolar Business Firm
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mahogany arousing lay feces
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Purple sexy theater stage brethren
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twinkling kitchen
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Wonderful fat ankles
  03/24/25
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Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge
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Translucent resort
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Charismatic forum
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Rose Skinny Woman
  03/26/25
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Excitant base
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
lake bat shit crazy native
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Deranged Vibrant Parlour
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Heady sable masturbator
  03/24/25
titcr
Multi-colored Blood Rage Shrine
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
galvanic slap-happy affirmative action
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Multi-colored Blood Rage Shrine
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
ungodly flickering space
  03/24/25
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Bipolar Business Firm
  03/24/25
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Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge
  03/24/25
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Racy Milky Sex Offender Dysfunction
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
lake bat shit crazy native
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Wonderful fat ankles
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
seedy fighting shitlib
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
seedy fighting shitlib
  03/24/25
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Racy Milky Sex Offender Dysfunction
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
citrine talented chapel
  03/24/25
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razzle rambunctious roommate
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
seedy fighting shitlib
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Angry flesh ceo
  03/24/25
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Excitant base
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Exciting sanctuary macaca
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Tripping insanely creepy stead
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
White abode sound barrier
  03/24/25
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White abode sound barrier
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
galvanic slap-happy affirmative action
  03/27/25
lol
Aromatic Smoky Nursing Home
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
seedy fighting shitlib
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Aromatic Smoky Nursing Home

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: galvanic slap-happy affirmative action

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Bipolar Business Firm

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: mahogany arousing lay feces



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Purple sexy theater stage brethren



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: twinkling kitchen



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Wonderful fat ankles

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Translucent resort



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Charismatic forum



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Rose Skinny Woman

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant base



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: lake bat shit crazy native

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Deranged Vibrant Parlour

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Heady sable masturbator

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Blood Rage Shrine

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: galvanic slap-happy affirmative action

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Multi-colored Blood Rage Shrine

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ungodly flickering space

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Bipolar Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Racy Milky Sex Offender Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: lake bat shit crazy native

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Wonderful fat ankles

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: seedy fighting shitlib

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Violet Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: seedy fighting shitlib

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Racy Milky Sex Offender Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: citrine talented chapel

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzle rambunctious roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: seedy fighting shitlib

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Angry flesh ceo

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Excitant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Exciting sanctuary macaca

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Tripping insanely creepy stead

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: White abode sound barrier

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: White abode sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: galvanic slap-happy affirmative action

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Aromatic Smoky Nursing Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: seedy fighting shitlib

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2Elisa#49493859)