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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
Chocolate racy codepig native
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
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Chocolate racy codepig native
  07/15/25
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house-broken principal's office
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
contagious parlor persian
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
Heady masturbator address
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Flatulent property
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
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Amber meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
should he not?
crimson coldplay fan
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
Mfcr
Heady masturbator address
  07/15/25
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Sticky mad cow disease turdskin
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
house-broken principal's office
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
house-broken principal's office
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
Heady masturbator address
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
Demanding crotch
  07/15/25
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Flatulent property
  07/15/25
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vibrant sapphire ape lettuce
  07/15/25
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kink-friendly useless brakes forum
  07/15/25
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gold 180 piazza
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Sticky mad cow disease turdskin
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
Vigorous Apoplectic Hairy Legs
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
gold 180 piazza
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
adventurous cyan base quadroon
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Bipolar drab stock car business firm
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
motley claret patrolman gaming laptop
  07/15/25
he crushed
Chocolate racy codepig native
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
electric brindle sanctuary
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Flatulent property
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
Heady masturbator address
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
Flatulent property
  07/15/25
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vermilion wagecucks kitchen
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Heady masturbator address
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
Demanding crotch
  07/16/25
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Flatulent property
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Flatulent property
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
narrow-minded faggotry
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Flatulent property
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Sticky mad cow disease turdskin
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
Heady masturbator address
  07/16/25
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  07/16/25
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Demanding crotch
  07/16/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Chocolate racy codepig native

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Chocolate racy codepig native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: house-broken principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: contagious parlor persian

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Heady masturbator address

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Flatulent property

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Amber meetinghouse jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: crimson coldplay fan

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Heady masturbator address

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: house-broken principal's office

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: house-broken principal's office

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Heady masturbator address

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Demanding crotch

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Flatulent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: vibrant sapphire ape lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly useless brakes forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: gold 180 piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease turdskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Apoplectic Hairy Legs

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: gold 180 piazza

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: adventurous cyan base quadroon

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Bipolar drab stock car business firm

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: motley claret patrolman gaming laptop

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Chocolate racy codepig native

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: electric brindle sanctuary

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Flatulent property

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Heady masturbator address

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Flatulent property

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: vermilion wagecucks kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Heady masturbator address

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: Demanding crotch

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Flatulent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Flatulent property

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: narrow-minded faggotry

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Flatulent property

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease turdskin

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Heady masturbator address

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Sticky mad cow disease turdskin

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Demanding crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2Elisa#49107203)