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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
floppy saffron turdskin
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
floppy saffron turdskin
  11/11/25
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Cruel-hearted hissy fit giraffe
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Maize filthpig
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
impressive forum
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
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Mind-boggling gaped whorehouse coldplay fan
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Frisky box office halford
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Pearl foreskin
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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Frisky box office halford
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
white striped hyena
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
sapphire autistic den codepig
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Lascivious flickering roast beef
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Massive Telephone
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  11/12/25
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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Up-to-no-good coffee pot lodge
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
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Crawly Bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Irradiated locus sound barrier
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
lake puppy background story
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
sickened house crotch
  11/11/25
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very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Up-to-no-good coffee pot lodge
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bearded stage
  11/11/25
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they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
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  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
very tactful native candlestick maker
  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: floppy saffron turdskin

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: floppy saffron turdskin

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hissy fit giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Maize filthpig

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: impressive forum

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: impressive forum

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: emerald tattoo

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Garnet Submissive Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sticky trailer park clown

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped whorehouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Frisky box office halford

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Pearl foreskin

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Pearl foreskin

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Frisky box office halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: sapphire autistic den codepig

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: white striped hyena

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: sapphire autistic den codepig

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Lascivious flickering roast beef

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Massive Telephone

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good coffee pot lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Peach sick range

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Rose buck-toothed rehab

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Lascivious flickering roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: bearded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Crawly Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: maniacal titillating people who are hurt dysfunction

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good coffee pot lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Federal erotic tanning salon

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Crawly Bawdyhouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Irradiated locus sound barrier

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: lake puppy background story

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sickened house crotch

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: flushed spectacular institution cuckold

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good coffee pot lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: bearded stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Garnet Submissive Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Electric black woman rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: floppy saffron turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gaped whorehouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Irradiated locus sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: medicated cream double fault abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Gay big orchestra pit sweet tailpipe

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: very tactful native candlestick maker

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: charismatic round eye gunner

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hissy fit giraffe

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2Elisa#49424851)