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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Haunting crotch parlor
  12/08/25
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Haunting crotch parlor
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
magenta outnumbered really tough guy senate
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
fantasy-prone step-uncle's house love of her life
  12/12/25
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translucent domesticated hell
  12/17/25
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Exhilarant Mauve Ratface
  12/17/25
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Odious Chocolate Station
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
peach bawdyhouse police squad
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Haunting crotch parlor
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
peach bawdyhouse police squad
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Haunting crotch parlor
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
painfully honest ocher son of senegal
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Haunting crotch parlor
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
massive useless boltzmann
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Haunting crotch parlor
  12/18/25
lol
hot apoplectic idea he suggested piazza
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
massive useless boltzmann
  12/17/25
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Haunting crotch parlor
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
translucent domesticated hell
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
hot apoplectic idea he suggested piazza
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
translucent domesticated hell
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
translucent domesticated hell
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Burgundy factory reset button stag film
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Grizzly startled foreskin
  12/17/25
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flesh internet-worthy mood
  12/17/25
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razzle-dazzle home
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
greedy background story
  12/17/25
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Chestnut partner location
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Haunting crotch parlor
  12/17/25
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frozen pea-brained community account
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Magical stage
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
slate bearded property
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Burgundy factory reset button stag film
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
slate bearded property
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Burgundy factory reset button stag film
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
slate bearded property
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
hairraiser jap
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Magical stage
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit
  12/17/25
...
hairraiser jap
  12/17/25
I am not!
Magical stage
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
brindle mexican
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: magenta outnumbered really tough guy senate

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone step-uncle's house love of her life

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: translucent domesticated hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mauve Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Odious Chocolate Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse police squad

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse police squad

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: painfully honest ocher son of senegal

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: massive useless boltzmann

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: hot apoplectic idea he suggested piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: massive useless boltzmann

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: translucent domesticated hell

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: hot apoplectic idea he suggested piazza

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: translucent domesticated hell

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: translucent domesticated hell

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Burgundy factory reset button stag film

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Grizzly startled foreskin

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: flesh internet-worthy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: greedy background story

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Chestnut partner location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Haunting crotch parlor

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: frozen pea-brained community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Magical stage

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: slate bearded property

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Burgundy factory reset button stag film

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: slate bearded property

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Burgundy factory reset button stag film

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: slate bearded property

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: hairraiser jap

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Magical stage

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: coiffed rough-skinned orchestra pit

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: hairraiser jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Magical stage

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: brindle mexican

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Elisa#49518198)